COUGH into your ARMS not your HANDS

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rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

it's important advice.
you can sneeze into there too!

but i don't know, even though i do that or use kleenex, i can't help but think the whole germs evil evil germs thing is getting out of control.

how about just washing hands when you get home, after the bathroom, before eating, etc? and not putting your hands in your mouth?

i'm going to start sneezing into my armpits.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

if no one's around, you should just let it go w/o coverage.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

COUGH into the FACES of the PEOPLE you LOVE to GET IT OVER with

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

cough onto things. like chairs and keyboards and coffee cups.

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

rub your bare ass on someone's dinner plate when no one's the wiser.

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

WRONG

-- Kim (grimstitc...), November 7th, 2006 4:24 PM. (Kim) (later) (link)

Wait, are you kidding? If you're not going to be blowing it onto someone/thing, then you should absolutely just let it go.

Germs dissipated into the air are much less likely to be a vector than those on your hands/body/whatever.

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

letting a sneeze just go when no one else is around and you're, like, in nature or wherever feels really great! you're letting the germs freeeeeeee!!!!! total universe-connection moment

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

and the germs float away saying thank you thank you and all the germs on your coat sleeve look on wistfully

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but, gross. also FLUIDS.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

and i see no reason to be impolite to nature.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda like how fluids are a surprise though. sometimes there, sometimes not. but every time is a surprise. you never know. so even though it's gross, it's also hey wow, look at that.
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rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

nature is all about the fluids!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

GRODY

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

let the fluids free, ned

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

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StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday I saw someone do one of those sneezes where after sneezing you look around suspiciously because you're pretty sure that something was dislodged and released but you have no idea where it has gone.

badg (badg), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)


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