Celebrity Scissorhands - I'm really on my own here, aren't I?

In this ALL FOR CHARIDEE effort we're supposed to LAFF as Scott Mills, Steve Strange, Rowetta, Sarah Cawood, Michelle Dewberry, Darren Day and, er, a couple of other people even less famous run a beauty salon ALL FOR CHARIDEE.

Last night's hightlights:

Steve Strange's hands shake so much he gives a girl a wonky fringe and makes her cry. He cheers himself up by doing Carol Decker Out Of T'Pau's nails.
Britain's Celebrity Streaker comes in and gets a Brazilian FOR HIS HEAD.
A Dutch guy in his 40s with the worst emo hair imaginable comes in looking for something "a bit funky, a bit street". HE IS LIKE GEIR. He forces Scott Mills to shave his head then carve in SCOTT WOZ 'ERE into it "like how all the hip-hoppers have it", while throwing gang signs the whole time.
Rowetta has a panic attack over the possibility of seeing someone's feet.
Sarah Cawood has a panic attack because a woman comes in for a haircut having paid £60 for the privilege and wants it exactly the same length "but exciting". But in the smae style.

Alex Zane has a presenting role which seems to involve not doing anything.