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Denise Richards-tossed laptops hit women

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that beats this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

Seriosuly, that Denise Richards story totally cheered me up.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Ha, wait, someone please to speculate on the meaning of this:

"To protect her safety she instinctively knocked the paparazzo's laptops off a ledge."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Were they evil laptops? Were they attacking her? I'm trying to imagine situations in which instinct would tell you "just push those laptops off the ledge!!!"

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

She was just using her James Bond training.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahaha see? INSTANT PANACEA

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

fight/flight/knock laptops of ledge

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

ofF argh

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Bo Laramie is gonna get them good!

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005JNCN.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V54413447_.jpg

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

Global TV reported Richards was filming a scene for the movie "Blonde and Blonder" when she allegedly confronted a photographer trying to take her picture. Richards threw the laptop computers off a balcony, hitting two elderly women sitting in the lobby below.

SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER HERE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/10/people.deniserichards.ap/vert.denise.richards.gi.jpg

IM ON UR BALCONY
THROWIN UR LAPTOPS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was just about to post the Blonde and Blonder thing

― latebloomer and his 'Cyborg Companion', Hacker (latebloomer), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

also: Paparazzi is one of the funniest movies ofthe past 2(?) years

― latebloomer and his 'Cyborg Companion', Hacker (latebloomer), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

"Gimme yr wallet, Denise Richards!"
"OH NOES MY SAFETY! MUST THROW LAPTOPS!"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

"Denise Richards-tossed" is a phrase that sounds like it should describe a fancy, expensive salad.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 11 November 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

That story makes no sense at all. And that's why I love it.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 11 November 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

"Denise Richards-tossed" somehow speaks to her role in Wild Things.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Saturday, 11 November 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

The two articles (Dan's & Ned's links) fit together in a Thread Connections kinda way: Denise hits a woman with her laptop -> Dead woman wins election race

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 11 November 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

that is a really really badly written story.
but it doesn't matter because it is CONTENT-RICH.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 11 November 2006 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

David Dimbleby injured by bullock

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8356943.stm

― Mark G, Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Rogue slug brings Darlington traffic to halt

― the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

Somehow I feel Councillor McEwan isn't taking all this very seriously.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:28 (fifteen years ago)

He'd really been waiting for his time to shine hadn't he?

When I saw the headline, I presumed that the "slug" referred to a bullet and there had been some kind of weird shooting accident. nope, real slug. : \

― kkvgz, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 11:36 (fifteen years ago)

Nah, I saw Darlington, I assumed snaily thing.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

Ha ha, I read that yesterday I think and it took me clicking the link to parse it properly

― em vee equals pea queue (Michael White), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

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