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What a cunt!

I can't be bothered to read that. Someone tell me, should I still hate him or not?

-- caek, Sunday, 6 January 2008 16:16 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Good metal is so much more than the loud bits of Mogwai stuck together, and I say that as a (waning) fan of Mogwai.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, January 6, 2008 4:10 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- latebloomer, Sunday, 6 January 2008 16:27 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

that answers that.

-- caek, Sunday, 6 January 2008 17:06 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

At least he admits Mogwai are shite

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 6 January 2008 18:16 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Good Metal: What It Is and Is Not by Dr. Lou1s J@gger, Ph.D

-- iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 January 2008 18:36 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

can one of you cunts explain how what i said was in any way O_o or worthy of mockery, please, then can you stop being cunts

if it helps, here is the post i was replying to

I realise I'm part of the problem. Also, I'm a bit worried that the metal I would like would just be overdriven post-rock, and then I would realise that it is just the loud bits of Mogwai stuck together and dislike it again.

-- I know, right?, Sunday, 6 January 2008 16:07 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yours in cuntmanship, jgo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wpxno6qUd0

http://www.porkbelly.net/azupload/uploads/widow/top10moments/Chinatown.jpg

DEREK: I'll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and .....
CLIVE: What, Tony Newley?
DEREK: No, no, I don't know who it was, and he said, "You cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: I said, "What?" He said, "You cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah. And you replied, "You fucking cunt".
DEREK: I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, .....
DEREK: And then he said .....
CLIVE: ..... what'd he come back with?
DEREK: He come back. He says-, he said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "You calling me ..... "
CLIVE: You're joking! He said, "You fucking cunt"?
DEREK: He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a cunt, you fucking c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You fucking cunt".
CLIVE: I should hope so, "you fucking cunt".
DEREK: I s-, I said, "You fucking cunt", I said, "You fucking come here and call me a fucking cunt".
CLIVE: I should say so.
DEREK: I said, "You f-", I said, "You cunt". I said, "You fucking cunt". I said, "Who you fucking calling 'cunt', cunt?"
CLIVE: Yeah, what did he say, cunt?
DEREK: He said, "You fucking cunt!"
CLIVE: Well, you fucking cunt, who are you to say to him that he was a fucking cunt?
DEREK: Well, what d'you fu-, what d'you fucking think, mate, I fucking de-, defending my fucking self, weren't I?
CLIVE: Well, no, he come up to you, call you "cunt", .....
DEREK: Yeah!
CLIVE: ..... that's fair enough, what he said, "you fucking cunt", and you said back to him, "you fucking fucking cunt".
DEREK: I sa-, well, .....
CLIVE: Well, what do you expect him to say back apart from, "You fucking stupid fucking cunt!"
DEREK: Well, I don't-, I don't expect nothing, do I?
CLIVE: No.
DEREK: But the f-, the cunt come back with, "you fucking cunt", cunt.
CLIVE: Well, Christ, .....
DEREK: I said, "You cunt?" I said, "You calling me a fucking cunt .....
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: ..... You fucking-", I said, "You fucking cunt".
CLIVE: Jesus Christ, yeah.
DEREK: I said, "You-", I said, "You, you fucking cunt".
CLIVE: Yeah, what-
DEREK: I said, like that.
CLIVE: You said it like that, did you, .....
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: ..... to him, .....
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: ..... or was he gone by then?
DEREK: No, he fucking hit me. Fu-
CLIVE: Hit you, did he?
DEREK: Yeah, fucking cunt.
CLIVE: Killed you dead, did he?
DEREK: Nah, he-, he fucking hit me. I said, I said, .....
CLIVE: Yeah, well, you can't blame him, can you?
DEREK: I said, "You, you rotter".
CLIVE: Yeah.
DEREK: And he-, he went off.
CLIVE: Did he?
DEREK: And he said, "You cunt" again.
CLIVE: Well, 't's the only way to deal with him, 'init?
DEREK: Yeah, well, I-, I showed him, didn't I?
CLIVE: Yeah, well, you had to, didn't you? You had to stand up for what you stood for, didn't you? I mean, the only time I remember a similar occasion was, I was in, errm, I was at Spurs, Tottenham Hotspurs.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, "Hello".
DEREK: Oh no .....
CLIVE: And I thought, "Christ!"
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: You know, this bloke comes up to me, says "hello", .....
DEREK: Provocative fucker.
CLIVE: ..... fucking provocative.
DEREK: Mmm.
CLIVE: I said, "What d'you mean, 'hello'?" And, do you know what he came back with?
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: He said, erm, "I just meant, 'hello'" I said, "Hur hur, I can sussed you out .....
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: ..... right, for a starter, .....
DEREK: Yeah, right.
CLIVE: ..... 'ere, get this in the bollocks for a start!" So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, "Euuughh!" I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!"
DEREK: I-, yeah, like he comes in with 'hello' and then goes out with 'euuughh'.
CLIVE: Yeah, I said, "Don't you 'Euuughh' me, mate!" and I kicked his fucking teeth in!
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: Then he went, "Aaaghh!", and I said, "Fucking hell! .....
DEREK: I said, "This is fucking too much", eh?
CLIVE: ..... Don't you fucking 'Aaaghh' me!"
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: And I really kicked his ear in, you know.
DEREK: Yeah, yeah.
CLIVE: Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.
DEREK: Yeah.
CLIVE: And, d'you know he still had the audacity to come out with, "Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I'm dying!" Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn't going to be, you know, put upon in that way.
DEREK: You weren't going to be dictacted to, were you?
CLIVE: Well, no, why should I be dictated to?
DEREK: No, exactly, no.
CLIVE: By some cunt who says 'euuughh!'
DEREK: Yeah, preceding it with 'hello'!
CLIVE: Yeah. 'Hello' was the worst thing, that's what got me going.
DEREK: Fucking cunt, yeah, what a cunt.
CLIVE: What a cunt, eh?

at first i thought this thread was called Curits and thought it was a new take on curtis

It is!!!

(Sorry.)

can everybody please stop being these, i mean i know it's good to have a thick skin and act all big when ppl call you out but the whole atmosphere of this place is fucking poison atm, and people i like are frequently those responsible. a bit more goodwill and acceptance, maybe? i'm a bit pished so now seemed a good time to say something. i fully expect a good-natured LZBC deluge now. nothing wrong with that, it's the uncalled-for personal and blunt-instrument-unfunny shit that i have serious issues with.

louis there's like a 1200 post thread about this from like two weeks ago

aka I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING

yeah good job louie that's for sure to change the world

haha tombot rises to the CHALLENGE

louis there's like a 1200 post thread about this from like two weeks ago

-- J0rdan S., Friday, June 6, 2008 7:21 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

link? seriously, i want to see what's up. i also think the atmosphere is poisonous but, y'know, not so much because of the occasional zing from dom and me.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=58899

i'm a bit pished so now seemed a good time to say something.

hahaha, yes THAT'S THE PERFECT TIME. doyyyyyy

pash and the rest of us have decided to start enforcing a DON'T BE A DICK policy. various posters ranging from dom to gabbneb are still trying to figure out exactly what that means. funnily enough the only ban I've done since was a temp on Dom from Ask Chaki of all places and then a sitewide on some dip posting as "dr allyzay's outrageous tittays" on Aeon Flux

so DON'T BE A DICK
the poisonous atmosphere is all my fault though sorry baout thatz

i will be a zealous reporter of dick-being incidents, mark you.

NRQ: I know where I am with you and Dom, and I'm mostly unconcerned (although Dom's been pretty fucking ridiculous with needlessly posturing mod requests recently). There are all sorts of factions behaving in odd and unwelcome ways tho, and NOT the usual LZBC cartoon-villains like suzy and Ed (who I both really honestly don't mind and even quite like).

the atmosphere only tastes poisonous but it actually has vitamins in it

bob geldof's on my telly

oh and germaine greer

ok let's ban ed then

it's not just the meta bitching, it's the absolutist derision directed at posters, all of whom are sentient, variable characters with the capacity for all sorts of different behaviours. maybe except geir ;-)

what i'm trying to say is that people are quick to judge and even quicker to act upon this judgement

There are all sorts of factions behaving in odd and unwelcome ways tho

louis i can assure you that you have a home in the ringtone thread whenever you need it

big up that crew btw

maybe you should go to bed now though

i can't be bothered to write another apologia for so-called zing culture, but basically it had to do with how old ilx wasn't that nice, and that its defenders (ie against the barbarian post-noise hordes) are often madly pass-agg and quite as mean as anyone else. but if it's all been resolved in their favour, there's not much that can be done about it -- just to observe the steady decline into mediocrity.

xpost

haha it's only 7pm here!

Where is the apologia for zing culture in "that other guy did it too"?

http://i5.tinypic.com/6btno0m.jpg

Where is the apologia for zing culture in "that other guy did it too"?

-- Rock Hardy, Friday, June 6, 2008 7:40 PM (44 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

no, that isn't quite it. reviving something nasty (or whatever), bringing it to light, is not the same as creating new nastiness.

http://mechapixel.com/slags/14/105AbC.gif

I see henry has joined the ranks of insipid worthless brats who are unable to parse "DON'T BE A DICK" as anything other than an affront to their very own most treasured personality attributes

fwiw he's still not banned either!! clearly the well-to-do Londoners of the world have WON and ILX is now a BASTION of RICH-BOY MEDIOCRITY

also fwiw go fuck yourselves all you boring bags of douche

clearly the well-to-do Londoners of the world have WON and ILX is now a BASTION of RICH-BOY MEDIOCRITY

EXACTLY. BAN ED.

http://homepage.mac.com/john.see/VMC/links/RevolutionaryWar/us_independence.jpg

oh hey what's this button do