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MMMMMMMlicious!

Oh, my arteries.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

So I succumbed to the advertising and bought myself a Wendy's jalapeno melt, even though I could easily make a superior equivalent at home. It's not bad. I think this is the first fast food burger I've ever ordered where it wasn't neccesary to specify "no ketchup/mustard/mayo/special sauce" and for that alone it gains a place in my heart. And arteries.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

What happened to those salsa-flavored Torengos?!?

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

Whazza torengo?

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

she used to post here

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.packagingdigest.com/News/Images/0102np273.jpg

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:33 (nineteen years ago)

I might have to get someone to send me some Dots.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

Dippin' Dots?

― naus (Robert T), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

Pringles with corners! Man, what'll they think of next? We truly live in a magical time.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

x-post

No, these guys.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Best Euro fast food evah...

http://www.febo.nl/images_intro/logo.gif

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

-> Dutch most probably cause I can't recall seeing it here in Belgique.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Dutch. Everything comes out of a machine. I went inside of one in Amsterdam AND IT FREAKED ME OUT (that was prob. the weed tho')

― naus de lekkerste..! (Robert T), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think this is the first fast food burger I've ever ordered where it wasn't neccesary to specify "no ketchup/mustard/mayo/special sauce" and for that alone it gains a place in my heart.

This is incredibly important.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Newest obsession: Hanky Panky
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/andimags/toad_i000001.jpg

― Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

I think this is the first fast food burger I've ever ordered where it wasn't neccesary to specify "no ketchup/mustard/mayo/special sauce" and for that alone it gains a place in my heart.

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/white-castle-logo-718891.jpg

(though they hardly qualify as "burgers")

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I wholeheartedly endorse the Strawberry Cheesecake milkshake from Sonic. DELICIOUS.

― molly d (mollyd), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

No White Castle around here.

Anyway, I ate cheetohs today. Is that finger-orangening crud considered a food group?

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's one of the few things that's both in the food pyramid and on the table of elements.

On another note, COLOSSAL BURRITO THROWDOWN: Panchero's vs. Chipotle

― nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Describe Panchero's burrito in minute detail. I've never had it. I have been devoted to Chipotle's burrito for years, but I am intrigued.

― xero (xero), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

I meet dudes for wings every week, does that count?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty much the other way around, though I think Panchero's has a couple novelties to it Chipotle might not have -- they press the tortillas while-u-wait, and besides the usual toppings they have this snazzy corn-onion-cilantro kind of mix.

― nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm. I vowed never to set foot in Block E since its renovation but I may just have to now. Burritos can never have too much cilantro.

― xero (xero), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

Wings, eh?

Are they

1. Greasier than a garage floor?

2. Mass-produced by underpaid guys in paper hats?

3. Available in drivethru/delivery format?

I'd say 2 out of 3 qualifies.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

I meet dudes for wings every week, does that count?

It totally counts. The grease content alone gives it that wonderful unhealthy quality that can be found with most fast foods.

I miss good wings.

― molly d (mollyd), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.annabelle-candy.com/images/kosher_candy_bars2.jpg

There is something reasuuringly static about Annabelle's candy bars. The Big Hunk is tasty as fuck, too, even though clerks make really annoying jokes if you ask for one.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

1 & 2. I guess they're more bar food though.

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I think barfood is a subsection of junkfood. It's certainly almost never fast.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

Good point. And when is it good for you? Never.

And even if you get chips from the bar (or anything out of a small bag), it is most certainly junkfood.

― molly d (mollyd), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

At Daddy's, in Brooklyn you can get tofu dogs. I actually did get one before, wasted at 4 AM, at the peak of my weight neurosis. Not too shabby, but I WAS starving.

They also have normal hot dogs and chips and stuff, but I was freakish at the time.

― Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

hot dogs at daddy's invariably TAKE FOREVER because they don't have the machine on all night, and unless someone has requested a hot dog before you it's gonna take awhile to warm up.

just sayin.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:54 (nineteen years ago)

also i ate some serious junk food today--
lots of fried chicken, french fries, a jamaican patty, msg-laden chinese food etc. also: cookies & ice cream

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

LUNCH TODAY: HOT DOG IN BATTER.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

dagwood

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

KFC tweaks Colonel Sanders logo

By DYLAN T. LOVAN, Associated Press WriterTue Nov 14, 9:19 AM ET

Colonel Sanders is shedding his white suit jacket for a cook's red apron.

KFC unveiled a new brand logo Tuesday that includes bolder colors and a more well-defined visage of the late Kentucky Fried Chicken founder, Colonel Harland Sanders, who will keep his classic black bow tie, glasses and goatee.

"This change gives us a chance not only to make sure we stay relevant but also communicates to customers the realness of Colonel Sanders and the fact that he was a chef," said Gregg Dedrick, president of KFC's U.S. division.

The logo is changing for only the fourth time in 50 years, and for the first time in nearly a decade. The smiling Colonel is featured against a red background that matches his red apron — with the name "Kentucky Fried Chicken." KFC had dropped "fried" from its name and logo over a decade ago as it expanded its non-fried menu items to appeal to the health conscious.

Now, the chain is again stressing its traditional fried chicken, with a slight twist.

Store designs also will include new graphics with the Kentucky Fried Chicken name and signs that read, "Finger Lickin' Good," and "11 Secret Herbs and Spices," references to the Colonel's famously secret recipe.

Newly built stores throughout the world will be upgraded over the next 12 months, the company said. Television ads with the new logo will begin in January, and the new logo is already on KFC's Web site. KFC is owned by Yum Brands Inc., a Louisville, Ky.-based company that is also the parent of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.

"Eventually this will make its way to every restaurant," Dedrick said. "Any new stores we build or any remodels that we make from here on out will include the new Colonel."

The company said the new restaurants in the U.S. will include warmer interior colors, open shop-style glass windows and a digital jukebox that plays customer-selected music for free.

The new designs will go into international stores, including KFC's booming restaurants in China, where the company is opening more than one new restaurant every day, said Amy Sherwood, a Yum spokeswoman. There are currently 14,000 KFC restaurants worldwide and 1,700 in China.

Graham Allan, president of Yum's international restaurant division, said many people don't realize that Sanders existed and started the company on his own in the 1930s. The new logo hearkens back to the Colonel's days as a cook and entrepreneur, he said.

"The thing that's distinct about the Colonel is that he was a real person, he did spend time in the kitchen, he did develop the original recipe himself, and I think what this logo does is reinforce that in a very simple but dramatic way," he said.

___

On the Net:

Kentucky Fried Chicken: http://www.kfc.com

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't quite a dagwood. no sauce, no stick! (xp)

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

a gyro burger has been on my mind ever since reading about it in the paper

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

"This change gives us a chance not only to make sure we stay relevant but also communicates to customers the realness of Colonel Sanders and the fact that he was a chef," said Gregg Dedrick, president of KFC's U.S. division.

colonel sanders: the latest victim of rockism??

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

he's really rotting away in the grave.

that is when he isn't turning in it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

current guilty pleasure (esp. post-idiocracy): the carl's jr. western burger.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

the pastrami burgers are kinda perversely good too.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

The chocolate pretzels upthread remind me of a junkfood that scares me. It's a movie concession stand item - a big soft pretzel with rock salt and a frosted cinnamon roll at the center of the knot.

I'm cringing in fear just thinking of it.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

See also: choco taco.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icecreamexpress.net/images/kwikee/Klondike-Choco-Taco.gif

RUN AWAY!

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

I never eat junk food esp sweet stuff but lately for some reason, Ive been inhalin' these things:

http://www.donutking.com.au/images/userimages/dk/donuts_CreamJamPowderEclair_big.jpg

I dont know why DonutKing call them eclairs, theyre not eclairs really. Theyre sort of a hot dog bun shaped donut. Mmm so soft and full of cream.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

(not the donut king ones though. They suck. I'm buying mine from the Coles)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

Once I had a battered burger. The menu said 'buttered'... I thought that referred to, you know... the roll...

... but...

I was mistaken!

This was a long time ago and I haven't had another one since. However seeing as I have BATTERED SOSSIDGE chips and beans (I am 4) I might as well for goodness sake.

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

However I should claim that it's not really fast food cos you sit down to eat it w/ plate, knife, fork etc. You can even have some OUZO with it too!

― Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/20060219191255402_1.jpg

http://www.didntyouhear.com/2006/11/14/1213/

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Keep looking at that dude while muttering "heart attack" all the time. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

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I'm English and have never seen one of these in their greasy badness. Really as wrong as made out?

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

goddamn i wish i had a hungry man breakfast right now.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

That looks good. Over 1lb of food.

― Brian Emo (noodle vague), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

so what, i ate a pound of rice last night. payday can't come soon enough. :(

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

Want all kinds of breakfast food RIGHT NOW. Argh.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Luther Burger

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

The Itis episode of Boondocks was one of the funniest/saddest/most frightening 30-ish minutes of television ever. Frightening because I wanted to go there (Grandpa's restaurant).

OKAY GUYS...PO3* fast food french fries!:

1. White Castle crinkle cuts
2. Chic-Fil-A waffle fries
3. Arby's homestyle fries

*I wanted to do POX but got lazy (FAST FOOD LIFESTYLE)

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I lived in England and could get kebabs out of vans.

― Maria (Maria), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

That would be fun, but I'll take a TACO TRUCK any day.

― molly d (mollyd), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I think they're junkfood (here it's with loads and LOADS of sugar).

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

re: yogurt covered raisins

I think the fruit factor disqualifies them entirely from the junkfood category.

But then again, would you say that a candy apple is good for you? Surely, that's gotta be junkfood, given that you can get them at county fairs, along side of the bloomin' onions, corndogs, and funnel cakes.

― molly d (mollyd), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Maria, you RLY don't...

...although i have had quite a few doner kebabs recently, the shop at the end of my road makes quite edible ones especially if you don't have chilli soss.

my evening meals this week:
monday: fishfingers, chips and beans (i am also 4)
tuesday: filthy fried chicken
tonight: probably just beer...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

i'm with nath - yogurt raisins are totally junky. raisins themselves are really high in sugar, and in this case they're basically coated in candy. i HIGHLY doubt that there's much actual yogurt involved.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure we've done this before, but:

Most unhealthy way to get five-a-day:

Bloody Mary
Toffee Apple
Chocolate-covered raisins
Garlic Mushrooms
Parmesan Roast Parsnips

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

I would really like a bloody mary right now. Or several. And maybe everything on that list.

― molly d (mollyd), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

Today I went to In-N-Out. Grilled Cheese, Animal Style. Fries regrettably not Animal Style.

― naus de lekkerste..! (Robert T), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

I am just waiting for the day someone invents the damn caffienated bacon and baconated grapefruit.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

In-N-Out. Grilled Cheese, Animal Style
If I get this with extra lettuce, extra tomato does that mitigate the junk food factor? At least a little bit?

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. The tomato, not the lettuce (which I believe is Iceburg).

― naus de lekkerste..! (Robert T), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

The best french fries I've ever had from a chain are the ones at Dairy Queen Brazier's. Like, seriously ppl.

BK's a close second.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:41 (nineteen years ago)

i will admit to really liking BK's fries
i like the chili fries at nathans, with additional HOT SAUZE. eat with spoon.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'm starting to really worry about my arteries considering that I'm going to be in the USA for 18 months...

― wordy rappaport (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

I actually don't like most fast food fries - gimme thick wedge-shaped season fries with the skin on. Not any better for you, of course, but at least they're tasty.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 16 November 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

We have different fries every day for lunch in the dining hall. And I've worked out which ones go well w/ the cheese and which don't...

Go well with cheese:
Plain
Shoestring
Crinkle-cut
Cottage (shaped kinda like sliced carrots? about 5mm thick)

No cheese, just ketchup:
Brew City fries
this other kind they have w/ pepper on 'em
Curly fries
Wedges
Waffle fries

there are probably more fries they serve that I'm forgetting...

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

if yer at rutgers, why are you eating at the dining hall?
GREASE TRUXXX.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ofcom bans junk food ads during children's programmes

systems thinking or nanny state?

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

gimme thick wedge-shaped season fries with the skin on. Not any better for you, of course, but at least they're tasty.

actually marginally better for you, due to less surface area for fat to cling to than equiv weight of skinny fries, hence crinkle-cut chips (CALL THEM BY THEIR NAME) being worst of all.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone had one of those bowls they're selling at KFC yet? Those look delicious.

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

By delicious, do you mean repugnant? Cause if so, I agree!

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

My friend ate a KFC bowl because he lost a bet. He was sick for the rest of the afternoon.

― molly d (mollyd), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

re: yogurt-covered raisins
They're coated in partially hydrogenated oil, so file under JUNK.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 17 November 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

hence the slimy mouthfeel. blecch!

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 18 November 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

This thing, with sausage. EVIL.
http://www.timhortons.com/en/menu/breakfast-sandwich.html

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 18 November 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

even I don't eat at KFC since i binged on the 99c buffalo snackers and was incredibly sick for the rest of the afternoon.

chocolate cover peanuts > yoghurt covered raisins

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

I had a rare cooked burger from these guys last night...

www.deliverance.co.uk (and they used to sell DVDs of everyone's favorite hillbilly rapist movie)

Is it true as my US g/f says that you can't get a rare cooked burger in the US because of health & safety issues?

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Saturday, 18 November 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Although I am a fan of the potato in all its junkiest forms, my very favourite is to simply cut that sucker into slices and fry it till it's brown. Almost no cafes do this any more, but there were a few in Paris that sold us side dishes of fried potatoes instead of chips. Yumtytum.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 18 November 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Whataburger (it's a Texas thing, you wouldn't understand) is the closest fastfood to my office - the only fastfood besides Sonic close enough to walk to and eat in the half-hour I have allotted to myself for lunch, in fact. Anyway, despite the fact that I'm trying to be a good boy and eat skinny during the week, today I forgot to pack a nice salad for lunch and lumbered across the parking lot to the tall orange triangle. Once inside, I ordered their current special sandwich, the "Honey Barbeque Chicken Strip Burger" which consists of three fried chicken planks, barbeque sauce, two slices of cheese and diced onions, which I ate with a full order of fries and a diet coke - my one concession to the theoretical existence of my practice of healthy eating. It wasn't good enough to order again, but it didn't require any special instructions to omit gross stuff like mayo mustard or ketchup. The downside of course is that I feel as if I may as well have applied a thick layer of rubber cement to the valves of my heart.

― Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Thank god for that Diet Coke!

I was surprised to see that the Whataguy actor from a few years back has successfully made the leap to big national ad campaigns.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Is it true as my US g/f says that you can't get a rare cooked burger in the US because of health & safety issues?

Nah, but it's harder than it used to be. It depends on your state, whether you're eating at a national chain, whether the restaurant's insurance company has a preference, and whether the meat is ground on-site. Texas had a resurgence a few years ago in Very Large Burgers, and most such places grind their meat fresh every day and rest the burger so that it can reach an FDA-approved temperature without going grey. (Which is what everyone ought to do with their burgers anyway!)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Thank god for that Diet Coke!"

I know, right? As if I'll live long enough to get cavities if I keep eating like this.

― Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Whataburger quality has declined severely. Their chicken strips used to be great - not too greasy, good flavor and the best fries, but the last two times I've been in one the chicken tasted like old oil and the fries were limp. (Sadly, this still makes them superior to all fast-food chicken except for DQ)

had a Wendy's freschetta (or whatever their special deli bread is called) sandwich today. Better than the usual Wendy's, but not as good as Arby's deli sandwiches and pretty crappy compared to a real deli.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

whataburger has the best fast food burgers.

sonic is just awesome for a variety of reasons.

::drool::

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Apparently I STILL have no reason to live, because those Whatburger commercials for the chicken strip barbecue sandwich are starting to tempt me.

What do you suppose it would cost to get Michael Pollan to come smack me upside the head when I start thinking like this?

― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:21 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

Jesus, Burger King, those Burger Shots ads are REALLY fucking obnoxious.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 00:28 (sixteen years ago)

i saw 2 people in line at the grocery store with this
http://www.bobevansfoods.com/images/products/images/Southwest_Style_Mashed_Potatoes.jpg
are people real or was it a joke?

― я рилли (harbl), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

it's real and people are a joke

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

good as place as any to post this link:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

― the pink press threat file (donna rouge), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

Had a Wendy's Quarter Pound Single and fries the other night - kind of hit the spot. The key is to go with small fries and skip the soda, otherwise misery awaits.

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

The 80s, which included grim economic foreboding (like present day) saw humans concentrate
on the development of single-serve
microwave food. Just recently I have
seen a spate of new "microwave-in-bag"
products, like single-serve cups of
brown rice, which seem hilariously
dated and desttined for failure.

But what I really wanted to talk about
is Fig Newtons and Bridge Mixture. Snack foods of tomorrow!

― swedes put dill on fields of salmon (fields of salmon), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

five years pass...

for real y'all

http://www.taquitos.net/im/sn/Popcorners-Kettle.jpg

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 30 May 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)

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