Elephants vs. Elephant Seals

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Four-ton, moulting, territorial bastards of the open sea vs. five-ton poetic wanderers of the savannah. Ugly v. cute. WHICH?

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

If I were forced to choose the continued existance of just one or the other, I would have to vote in favor of the elephant - not because of any cuteness I see in them, but because the literature inspired by the elephant seal has been quite slender, whereas elephants bulk far larger in the world's imagination and we'd be all that much poorer for their disappearance.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Did anyone read the picture book where some town was being bombed and they had to euthanize all the animals at the zoo? The elephants' skin was too thick and the zookeepers kept breaking the needles and the elephants kept crying....I think that was the most depressing book I ever read.

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 16 November 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/rolocoaster/hugemanatee.jpg

Bobby Ganush (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Elephants -- not as cute and friendly as all that

Did anyone read the picture book where some town was being bombed and they had to euthanize all the animals at the zoo? The elephants' skin was too thick and the zookeepers kept breaking the needles and the elephants kept crying....I think that was the most depressing book I ever read.

The Wind up Bird Chronicles?


researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

ha - knew that times story would pop up eventually! did anyone ever read the issue of murder can be fun dealing w/ zoo deaths? elephants kill at will, they got the bloodlust.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 16 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)


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