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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

"Why did she get a pink pyjama, I wanted one too!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

"haha, we don't have this minority in the us"

― Maria (Maria), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:37 (nineteen years ago)

"How do I shot bathroom break in teh dress?"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm wearing crotchless pants under this, you?"

― timmy tannin (pompous), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

"Yo Putty-Put, watch my dress balloon when I farts!"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

Guy in Yellow: "If those faggots start kissing..."

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

Bush: "5 bucks says Steve Harper nails the broad in pink tonight."

― derrick (derrick), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:18 (nineteen years ago)

"Why does she get to be Mr. Pink?"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

(ok, that was the Reservoir Dogs remix of Tuomas' first caption)

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

"Shit, how did we get caught in Nude Spock's spiritual wet dream?"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 November 2006 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm starving, let's hope they bring that lobster soon"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:22 (nineteen years ago)

m'balls sure feel nice'n airy in this getup, how 'bout yours?

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

"So the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there."

― g00blar (gooblar), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:26 (nineteen years ago)

"Look, I know I'm a girl, but I've told you again and again I wanted to be treated EQUALLY."

"Putchy, when do we got to beddy bed? I want to have my MOLOKO. Did you just notice I used a FOREIGN word!"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

"Right. Next time we're meetin' at my place everyone has to wear cowboy hats."

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

"She has no idea the bull they're about to release goes after pink fabric"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Blue for boys, pink for girls. Whaddya suppose the yellow one's got between the legs?"

― naus de lekkerste..! (Robert T), Monday, 20 November 2006 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

"So do we speak Klingon now?"

"So this is what Trekkies wear for pyjamas!"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

Where's the picture actually taken, by the way?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

Asia.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but what's the occasion?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

Vietnam.

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/world/0611/gallery.bush.vietnam/content.1.1.1.html

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

("the APEC summit in Hanoi.")

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

"That'll shut up those democrats who always say I haven't been to 'Nam"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

"...and in full gear, to boot!"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:19 (nineteen years ago)

"no I'm serious! there never was any wmds! I just fucking hate iraqis! yeah!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

"I've got a whole minibar in here"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

"i don't trust you around asian food, dude"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

"we coulda beat'em if they were wearing this as a uniform!"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

"putty, is it normal that i'm the only one that has a big ole hole in the back of my dress?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Bushy dear, I think they haven't forgotten that previous meeting..."

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/m2/sep2005/3/6/000EE798-7480-132A-86C20C01AC1BF814.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 20 November 2006 11:02 (nineteen years ago)

Bush to Putin: "Putty, I just peed and nobody noticed a thing!"
Woman in front: "My feet feel wet"
Guy next to her: "Where did that puddle come from?"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

"Heh heh, CHING CHANG CHONG! Heh Heh"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

"The Polyphonic who what now? Damned hippies."

― jonviachicago (jonviachicago), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

"It's awfully nice of them to provide a group hair dresser, isn't it?"

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Another option should you so desire:

http://balloon-juice.com/managed-images/absurd.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

"For the last time: left - left - right - arms up - turn, ok? Let's go, three, two,... "

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

"does my dick look big in this?"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

"So where's the Green Ranger?"

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

"I challenge thee to a game Quidditch."

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I challenge thee to a game of Quidditch."

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Witchever.

― M. V. (M.V.), Monday, 20 November 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

"let's hold hands!"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://i9.tinypic.com/3012bfb.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Putin:"My mommy said that if you wiggle your nose, everything will be fine!"

Bush:"So when can we get out of these PJs into REAL clothes?"

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

A new entry:

http://www.latimes.com/media/alternatethumbnails/photo/2007-07/30916895.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

This is my caption:

http://www.cracked.com/img/articles/busheinstein_front.jpg

― dean ge, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra"

ROFFLE!

― Michael Servetus, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

"I told my friend Vladmir - I call him Vladmir - that if you wear a darker colored shirt, it won't be so trans-par-ent, and it'll be a little harder for folks to tell that you're wearing a bulletproof vest underneath."

― Mike Dixn, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

"so once I get the boob job..."

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Vlad looks like his gay male bodyguard in that pic

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

"If *I* ever have manboobs like this dude, tell me, please."

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Don't worry, Vlad, I'm good for it, I'm good for it. I just can't find my... now where'd I put that checkbook?"

"Stop stalling."

― dean ge, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

any number of classic good cop bad cop exchanges could fit really

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

or perhaps better yet

"sir, we need you to help us move this money out of the country. we just need a bank account number, so we can route it to you, and then when we know the coast is clear, we're just going to route it back out, just our share. your share will be twenty percent! do you know how much twenty percent of seven trillion dollars is? this is a great opportunity sir, and my friend and I really need your help."

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

"I am the small cat."

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

"would I lie to you?"

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/olem/chrisneilputinbush.jpg

"Hey Neil, I think we should get some new costume designers."

"Indeed, Chris. I fear we have aged beyond this look by now."

― anatol_merklich, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Putin thinking "it's not fair, I wanted to meet Arnie, I'm totally gonna be uppity about missile defence systems from now on"

― jel --, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

"We should be exemplry examples of how folks can get along. Good and bad, it doesn't matter. Working together, y'see?"

"..."

"For the photograph, get me?"

― dean ge, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Weekend at Bushies'

― Mike Dixn, Monday, 2 July 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

hilarious: Protesters in Kennebunkport. Bush will be president forever.

― dean ge, Monday, 2 July 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/11/05/the_seduction_of_george_w_bush_by_vladimir_putin?page=full

Then as later, Bush would attribute Putin's demands or paranoia to those around him, essentially exonerating the Russian president himself. During a trade dispute when Russia cut off imports of American chicken drumsticks (known colloquially within Russia as "Bush legs"), Putin in a private conversation with Bush asserted that Americans deliberately sent bad poultry to Russia.
"I know you have separate plants for chickens for America and chickens for Russia," Putin told Bush.
Bush was astonished. "Vladimir, you're wrong."
"My people have told me this is true," Putin insisted.

― brimstead, Friday, 8 November 2013 05:54 (twelve years ago)

that piece was fantastic. anecdotes i knew vaguely about w/ lots of new detail

― Mordy , Friday, 8 November 2013 06:06 (twelve years ago)

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