Getting sores in your penis for having too much sex: c/d?

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(This is not a joke or anything.)

Should I suggest my partner that I'd like it if our sessions lasted not quite so long, or if we'd at least do it a bit gentler? I know everyone's gonna say, "Hey, quit bragging and enjoy it!", but honestly, sometimes my dick just hurts.

― Loggedout (outlogged), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

obviously, your dick is WEAK.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

when it eventually happens, i shall document it here the next day.
-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), November 19th, 2006 2:35 AM. (Haberdager) (link)

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

More lube. Lock Thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

are you afraid of her?

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

you need to make her vadge looser with something first perhaps a fist.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

to the face

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

they always struggle too much when they're still conscious.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

How tight are we talking about?

http://www.advocatesforanimals.org.uk/campaigns/farmed/sheep/images/lamb.jpg ?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I think lube might be an answer. But honestly, I've never been with anyone who'd want to have sex for so such long periods, maybe my poor ol' body just can't handle it... I'm no Sting.

― Loggedout (outlogged), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

do you like your toast done on both sides?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

C on T's -- classic or dud?

― benrique (Enrique), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

maybe that's why it hurt. get her to eat less spicy food.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

You have caught the pox, and must consult a doctor.

― C J (C J), Monday, 20 November 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

or turn back

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

you fule

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 20 November 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm confused -- do you really just mean your dick hurts? Because the thread title is making me imagine you have boils or some kind of internal bleeding.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I sure hope the choice of preposition is poor, 'cause otherwise...

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Welcome back, Loggedout!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Sores in your penis.

Euuwww, that doesn't bear thinking about, the ones on the outside are bad enough.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it's "on" not "in". And it's not boils or pox or anything, just the sort of hurt you get from too much, er, friction.

― outlogged (outlogged), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

There's a sand in the vagine joke here somewhere, but I'm not sure where.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Still not totally clear: is it a general soreness all over from being overworked, or are there red, raw patches from chafing? I'm guessing the latter, since you mention friction. In which case: everyone is OTM about using lube during sex, and afterwards, you can use lotion.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

I still think it might be some kind of knob rot. Are you sure you and your girlfriend are not just passing thrush back and forth to each other?

― C J (C J), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Does it itch?

― Zora (Zora), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

LYSOL DOUCHE!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's a typo but this thread title makes me never want to have sex ever again.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure if I were a man, I'd take great care of my penis and make sure it never got sore.

― C J (C J), Monday, 20 November 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

it's the vagina dentata at work

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

and make sure it never got sore.

sore=/sores

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

but sores sure are sore

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

I'll just have to take your word for it.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah this sounds like thrush

― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

some scary shit the 1st time!

― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

LOL @ poster showing off how much sex they're having only to be met with "actually, I think you've got an STD".

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

ilx: trusted first-responder for sexual health issues since 2000

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah seriously sounds like the herp to me.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

seriously bro, talk to your girl, go see a motherfucking doctor don't fuck around inviting bored office people to make fun of your chapped up dink

― geoff (gcannon), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

I can't decide whether to be amused or annoyed that this is a guy posting, considering that women-parts are many times more prone to soreness/irritation.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Rhythm is a chancre

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's a typo but this thread title makes me never want to have sex ever again.

OTM ew

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

I love that "the herp", a terminology I thought I had cooked up all by myself, is actually widespread in practice.

hahaha "widespread"

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

we got that herp

― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Did our anonymous herpetrator reveal himself yet?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pescanet.com.br/fotos/candiru.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

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