when you try to say two different things at the same time and end up saying something entirely different

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"Thanks a lot" + "Thanks a bunch" = "THANKS A BUTT".

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

lofl

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

i do this all too often, i'm verbally pathetic at best of times

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

I do this sort of thing all the time too, even when completely sober.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Cheers and thanks = chanks. I do this a lot.

Mr Pumpkin absent mindedly said "Cheers mate" to a cash machine once to the amusement of those behind him.

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

John Kerry to thread.

― M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

When I worked in retail I used to go around thanking inanimate objects all the time.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

i get my stock standard phrases mixed up constantly. saying 'thanks very much' instead of 'i'm well thanks' etc.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

"great" + "good" = GRUD

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

"Faster!" + "Harder!" = "Farter! Farter!"

I was not involved in this situation, btw. Story repeated as told.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 23 November 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

I say "please, thanks" all the time among other flubs and spoonerisms.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 November 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

Me: Hi
Bank clerk: Hello, what can I do for you today?
Me (expecting Hello, how are you today? like EVERY OTHER FUCKING TIME): Fine thanks, you?

*silence*

― S- (sgh), Friday, 24 November 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

shut the fuck out

― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

shutever

― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

"That's the platform for London" and "That's the platform for Waterloo" came out as "Latt lala da Londerloo"

― snoball, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

douchetarded

― fistula pumping action (sarahel), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

you see, some of these could catch on

― snoball, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

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