SOY TURKEY 4 LIFE, BITCH! or THE NIGHT SEATTLE ALMOST WIELDED ITS CLAWS

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OK, I just did some last minute shopping at the PCC co-op here on my way back from work, and I witnessed an actual catfight over who got the last Unturkey from the freezer section.

I walked by with the confrontation already in progress, but some choice lines overheard and paraphrased.

A: "yeah, REALLY great way to get into the holiday spirit by rushing in front of people"

B: "you call it rushing. I call it regular motion. Move some limbs next time"

A: "you think you will get away with this, don't you"

B: "You're not getting this, if you're even contemplating it"

A: "Look, fine, I'll live, but I just wanted to point out how rude it was to cut in front of m...

B: [interrupting]"OH... KAY.... I got to this item before you did. This means I get to claim it. You don't claim it. Basic. Logical. Bitch if you have a problem with this, then I suggest you get a clue on life. You have about 20 Tofurkeys to choose from"

A: "I'm NOT getting a Tofurkey"

B: "Then call around and try another place"

A: "I.. DID"

B: "Call again bitch, I'm done"

....

what makes this more amusing is that Woman A is in her late 30s, and Woman B was in her late 50s.

ONLY WHEN IT COMES TO SOY MEAT

Welcome to my fucking neighborhood.

Plenty of Tofurkeys and, ur, regular turkeys remain. Enjoy.

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Thursday, 23 November 2006 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

That's a great story. I miss America :(

is anyone anticipating the new Baaderonixx? (baaderonixx), Thursday, 23 November 2006 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

This combined with the Macy's Day parade in the rain = best Thanksgiving ever!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

One of the many reasons I don't shop at PCC even though there's one 3 blocks from my house: Customers with an elitist attitude. While they're shopping for groceries! Jesus!

lxy (lxy), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahaha! We almost went to that PCC yesterday on a quorn quest! Instead we sought the madness of U-Village and QFC. This is the time of year to consider the scene at Whole Foods and shudder.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

This combined with the Macy's Day parade in the rain = best Thanksgiving ever!

I loved the "fabulous" view of Manhattan from whatever new observation deck - it was a screen full of FOG! Beautiful.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

One of the many reasons I don't shop at PCC even though there's one 3 blocks from my house: Customers with an elitist attitude. While they're shopping for groceries! Jesus!

Oh come on, this was an isolated incident.. this could have easily happened at a QFC over a certain brand of rubbing alcohol

Do you really avoid places because some customers think you're plebeian? That's just really odd.

gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

One of the many reasons....

You are correct that this extreme version of bad behavior doesn't occur often, however my point still stands: The customers have an elitist attitude that I find unbearable, though not directed at me.

And yes, I avoid places that I don't like. Granted, I avoid shopping in general because... it is unpleasant.

lxy (lxy), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

i avoid places where i think the other customers are plebeian

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

this is my favorite part:

You have about 20 Tofurkeys to choose from"

A: "I'm NOT getting a Tofurkey"

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

(i typed, after having JUST taken my tofurkey out to thaw.)

mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Nickels Bait & Switch?

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2008185758_webmusictax17m.html

Live music venues in Seattle should get a tax break, Mayor Greg
Nickels said today.

As part of his budget proposal, Nickels intends to exempt clubs that
hold fewer than 1,000 people from paying an admissions tax, which is 5
percent of every dollar of ticket sales. If the City Council approves
the tax break, city revenues would be cut by $300,000, the mayor's
office estimated.

Nickels did not say that clubs were suffering more than other
businesses from the economic downturn but called music and nightlife a
priorities for him.

"Our musicians are part of our identity as a city," Nickels said at a
news conference at Neumo's, a club on Capitol Hill. "With these
initiatives, I look forward to building our reputation."

Nickels' administration has had a tough relationship with the
nightclub industry in recent years.

The mayor cited his work establishing an Office of Film and Music and
getting rid of the teen-dance ordinance. But he has also taken steps
to close clubs after violent incidents, and last fall Seattle police
conducted an undercover sting operation on underage drinking at
several bars and clubs.

Steven Severin, one of Neumo's owners, said the tax break would allow
his musicians to collect a larger percentage of ticket sales.

"This is destined to put more money into the pockets of musicians," he said.

The mayor's office estimates 65 venues could take advantage of the tax
break. Clubs that have a capacity of fewer than 1,000 people, present
live music three times a week and hire 16 musicians a week would
qualify.

The mayor expects to present his budget proposal Sept. 29.

Mackro Mackro, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago)


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