TS: Losing all your limbs vs Divorcing Paul McCartney

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It's just I got the impression she actually thought of saying that before she was interviewed and thought it a really clever and immediate way of gaining sympathy!

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

Macca: it can be arranged!

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

i had been wondering why she gets so much hate, but yeah it did come over as incredibly bad PR.

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

Eh?

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

The kindest thing I can say is:

She really needs to hire a decent PA, to say "no, that's really dumb, don't say that!"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

strictly speaking it should be TS: Losing all your limbs vs being reviled for daring to love an ICON

― Mark Co (Markco), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

what?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

(i just wanted to keep the thread pattern going)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

huh?

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry to disturb the pattern, but would someone like to provide and explanation and/or a link?

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Heather Mills would rather lose all her limbs than fall in love with another "cultural icon" like estranged husband Paul McCartney."

News story, everywhere.

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Mills, who is currently in the middle of a painful divorce with McCartney, added: "If your limbs are chopped off, you get another limb and there's light at the end of the tunnel. When you're vilified for doing nothing but falling in love with an icon... I'd rather have all of my limbs cut off and that's the God's honest truth."

― ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

Go on then:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6171910.stm

xpostie

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

If your limbs are chopped off, you get another limb

so she is some kind of regenerating lizard beast then???

― Mark Co (Markco), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you!

I was quite disappointed that "Bellamy grabs woman's throat" link was about some footballer, not that bloke from Muse getting a falsetto transplant.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

or david bellamy

― benrique (Enrique), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

Heather's pussy!

http://stuarthughes.blogspot.com/Heatherspussy.JPG

(sorry, I am going to hell)

― Onimo has bone for the pink overload! (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Errr... I'm guessing that's not SFW.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

it's safe

― Onimo has bone for the pink overload! (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

in bad taste, but safe

― Onimo has bone for the pink overload! (GerryNemo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's completely safe for work and I, sorry to admit this, ROFLed. Couldn't it. To be honest I do feel more sympathy for her now she said this. But still, I think they're both vile persons. Never liked Macca at all. Complete utter twat. She? Well, *shrug* birds of a feather sort of flock together until they realize that it's hard living together when you both have such shitty personalities?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Stella's OK.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

You think? She inherited her father's gigantic ego. *blergh*

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

I always said he should have married Jane Asher.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

or brian epstein

*ducks to avoid lawyers*

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

You think? She inherited her father's gigantic ego. *blergh*
-- Nathalie (dotdotdo...) (webmail), Today 1:11 PM. (later) (link)

We met her up at Belsey Hall, she had an art installation and was visiting it 'lowkey' style. Amber played with her dog, and Stella tried to teach Amber how to bat the ball with a tennis bat, but Amber is a girly and swiped it one and I was worried she'd get one in the chops.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

so she is some kind of regenerating lizard beast then???

Maybe she is a timelord?

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

xpost That's so sweet.

She was probably on drugs.

;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

Now now!

Actually, she was in the paper that same day announcing she was expecting her first. So, yeah, she seemed happy.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

I like some of her suits, though they are out of my price range.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, she was in the paper that same day announcing she was expecting her first. So, yeah, she seemed happy.

CHA CHING ££

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 November 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Mark, I was kidding and actually assumed it had something to do with her pregnancy: even the vilest women suddenly turn all gooey when they are pregnant. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

especially if it means CHA CHING

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

you think stella needs money? doubt it. she can even continue with the little hobby, designing clothes, even though it's been losing more money than before.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I imagine she's still making more money than her dad has out of his current class-sick-al record...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

omg you're right! i got all confused with stella and heather etc. stupid girl names

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

How much do you think it bugged Heather, Paul Mc's 'current' project while they were together, was the eulogy for his previous?

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

xpost to Ken C, I was going to ask, but now I see.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

I shall write a book. I shall title it: Acquired Stupidity Syndrome - What Happens When Fairly Intelligent People are Submerged in an Atmosphere of Suffocating Privilege and Isolation From Common Experience.

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Acquired Stupidity Syndrome

You see what I did there?

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 23 November 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jabootu.com/images/bhdisarmed.JPG

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

"Suddenly
I'm not half the girl I used to be"

Heather Mills, now starring in A Farewell To Arms

― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Suddenly
I'm not half the girl I used to be"

Heather Mills, now starring in A Farewell To Arms

― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Mills awarded £24.3m settlement

― DavidM, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

She's a big bag of shit.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, 17 March 2008 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

Once again, complaining about him making her daughter travel B class is not endearing her to her people.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)

her daughter is getting more money a year than me
her daughter is getting more money a year than me
her daughter is getting more money a year than me
her daughter is getting more money a year than me
her daughter is getting more money a year than me
her daughter is getting more money a year than me

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, but she's used to travelling first class, it would be traumatic if she was suddenly forced into business...OR WORSE!

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe if she stopped telling THE WORLD (and their daughter) what an awful person Macca is, then said daughter could actually develop enough of a relationship with her father to work this out WITHOUT Mills' interference?

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 09:56 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, but she's used to travelling first class, it would be traumatic if she was suddenly forced into business...OR WORSE!

or, er, not fly at all? One minute Heather's telling us that we've all gotta drink rats' milk or the oceans will fry, and the next.....

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 09:59 (seventeen years ago)

I think she's mostly just told us that he's a bit stingy, which we already knew anyway.

C'mon, if your daddy was worth 400m wouldn't you want to travel first class? I know I would. If only for the leg room.

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

not something ms. mills has to worry about. thanks to generous overhead compartments.

― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 10:09 (seventeen years ago)

OK, zing approved!

― Mark G, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

I set 'em up...

― Ned Trifle II, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 10:23 (seventeen years ago)

thank you, thank you, i'm here all week.

bravo ned; great cross.

― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 10:45 (seventeen years ago)

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