Gay Stunts for All Occasions

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K.K.K.

The following stunt would be a good one to use either at a luncheon or banquet. It was very cleverly used by a Florida Civic Club in entertaining the New England delegation en route to the International Convention in Miami. There are three persons; one of them dresses up in clerical garb like a Catholic priest; and if the stunt is worked by a local club, one should be selected who is an active worker in the Catholic church. Another character should be a typical Jew whose features portray his ancestry. The last is a very black Negro. Secure from the K.K.K. three robes and hoods.

During the luncheon one of the members comes in and whispers something to the president, and he gets up and tells the club that a delegation has asked to appear before the club for a few moments and that he has decided that they might have the privilege. When they enter, however, with their masks on, the president arises again and says that he did not know that the delegation was masked and that he will have to ask them to unmask before they can speak. First, have the one who represents the Catholic priest unmask and say a few words about the K.K.K. and the principles for which it stands, and urge all to take advantage of the membership drive. After he has finished, the Jew unmasks and makes a little talk, using Jewish dialect. He might stress the importance of the commercial side of it. The merchants might be able to get the concession for selling the cloth for the robes. The big laugh comes, however, when the Negro unmasks and makes a plea for all to line up with the Klan.

anticon jemima (ooo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

MAHATMA GANDHI

If you have a member who is bald-headed and emaciated, dress him up with a loin cloth and perhaps a sheet wrapped around him, and introduce him as Mahatma Gandhi. He should have one or two attendants or secretaries along with him and should be accompanied by his goat. It will be found that the goat will become frightened and will interrupt his speech by bleating. The committe should arrange a series of questions to ask him about the United States Government or about local political conditions and have him answer these questions. This will create a lot of funny situations.

anticon jemima (ooo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

WAITER FIGHT

A very exciting stunt may be put over by having two negro waiters run into each other and have a few sharp words. Let one draw a razor and throw it at the other one, and have the other take out a pistol, with blank cartridges, and shoot the waiter with the razor. He falls as if he had been killed, while the other one runs into the kitchen. This will create a lot of excitement and bring a good laugh when it is learned that it is a joke.

anticon jemima (ooo), Thursday, 23 November 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

PAUL NEWMAN

A GOOD STUNT FOR PAUL NEWMAN IS RIDING A MOTORBIKE AND JUMPING OVER SOMETHING ON FIRE. THEN HE COULD TAKE OFF HIS HELMUT AND THE CROWD ROAR HIS NAME PAUL NEWMAN.

TIM@KFC.EDU (TIM@KFC.EDU), Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I think I saw that KKK one on chapelle's show

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for naming your anti-bigotry thread "GAY STUNTS".

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

that was probably the name of the 1920's book he got them all from

You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

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You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

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