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wtf is going on in this infomercial?? is this the same australian dude from the old infomercial about cooking on the beach ('im making FAJITAS!!!')??? why did they think it was ok to name a kitchen appliance after the jfk assassination????

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know, but I've watched this infomercial probably twenty times and it is hypnotic. I have some of the bits memorized, how sad for me. "I HATE BROCCOLI, YEEECH!"

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.buythebullet.com/images/home/onion.jpg

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm still looking for the happy drugs infomercial audiences get.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

i love how there are "characters" among the audience/guests, like hung-over guy and old jewish lady. so strange.

― La Monte (La Monte), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man, now I would really like to see this. All I see is for TEMPURPEDIC and if your main sell is you can jump on a bed w/out spilling the full wine glass on it, I think your relationship with wine needs to be examined.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8402152677961194072&q=magic+bullet

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I've only watched two minutes of that and I WANT TWO NOW!

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

My brother can't shut up about some blender ads in which the host pulverizes MARBLES in a blender?? Also makes woodchips out of a broom handle and turns a couple of barbie dolls into barbie dust. Or so I hear.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah, that's Will It Blend? http://www.willitblend.com/

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

the marbles video: http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=marbles

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

(alternatively, since that particular video doesn't seem to work at the moment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OmpnfL5PCw )

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

My friend just got a magic bullet for christmas and she's obssessed with it. She made me a leftover turkey stew with it which looked like vomit but tasted good.

― chap (chap), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

The very first time I saw this ad, I heard them saying "magic bullet" and I thought they were going to show an ad for this:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/6/65/180px-Balls.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Hitachi Magic Wand: up next

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Awright!

http://www.section.at/img/smiley/popcorn.gif

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ms. Cat has been utterly consumed by the infomercial for as long as I can remember, so I finally bought her a Magic Bullet as one of her Christmas gifts.

We are now officially hooked on chi-chi blender cocktails.

Oh, and homemade guacamole.

Money well spent.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/80/8258-2.jpg

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Wait a minute! Hitachi Magic Wand?

http://www.allaboutmassagers.com/images/products/MagicWand.jpg

Boo!

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

It doesn't belong on one's shoulder, jesus.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.allaboutmassagers.com/images/products/MagicWand/Uses_2_Large.jpg

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

CHOPPING GARLIC

STINKY, NASTY GARLIC

― and what, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

― sunny successor, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

i love this informercial. wtf with that "old woman".

― sunny successor, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

btw I bought it so I guess the crazy works

― sunny successor, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

my ex-roommate got one of these for christmas and it couldn't even chop an avocado when we tried to make guac, wtf

― impudent harlot, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

did somebody say muffins?

― and what, Monday, 6 October 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

berman sure hates broccoli!!!!

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

one of the most traumatizing events of my life was getting stoned and watching this infomercial for 90 mins while eating a bag of shredded cheese and then finding out that the cheese was moldy

― a passion for posting (J0rdan S.), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:00 (seventeen years ago)

i had no idea this existed. i cant believe i wasted seconds with a corded magic bullet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guuRVnVkmCA

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:02 (seventeen years ago)

omg xxp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 6 October 2008 04:03 (seventeen years ago)

he likes a denver omelet

― and what, Monday, 6 October 2008 04:04 (seventeen years ago)

one of the most traumatizing events of my life was getting stoned and watching this infomercial for 90 mins while eating a bag of shredded cheese and then finding out that the cheese was moldy

― a passion for posting (J0rdan S.), Monday, October 6, 2008 4:00 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol A+

― s1ocki, Monday, 6 October 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

jordan, if given that chesse 3 seconds in the magic bullet youd never have known

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

dinnah's aaaalllways a production

― Smellishis Poon (bernard snowy), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

(wait, I can't remember if that's from the Magic Bullet infomercial, or some other equally hilarious one)

― Smellishis Poon (bernard snowy), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

god now im thinking about tony little

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

It gives the impression of being filmed at a halfway house.

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

(the indoor magic bullet one)

― Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)

both, really

― Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

Hazel is conspicuously absent from the cordless infomercial...

― Steve (Not Stevie) (Stevie D), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

"Whoa..that is magic!"

― Brosef Stalin (latebloomer), Monday, 6 October 2008 04:51 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Who'dve thought you could have mousse in the woods?!

― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)

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