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. . .Rob Sch31d3r at a restaurant and he had a red bandana in left jean pocket (he also had a very cute little dog!) ZOINKS!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

According to my handy dandy bandana decoder guide this means that Rob Schn31d3r is a fist-fucker.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

or he's a blood.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

Also possible.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

I want this to be the running thread of Alex decoding people he randomly encounters. (No, seriously.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

You know, headlines like this always piss me off.
Guess who lost their pants...
Beyonce said what?...
Most embarrassing moment of...
Bush decides that...
LIKE I WANT TO KNOW WHO LOST THEIR PANTS, ASAP, without clicking some link. Not to be a sassy Sally. Seeing Rob Schneider and his curious hanky is cool, no hard feelings intended on my part.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 6 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

i just saw Frank Gehry and he was wearing the same outfit he wore on that documentary about him. what a loser.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 6 January 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

When you draw buildings, you only need one outfit, ala Calvin & Hobbes or any other cartoony goon.

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 6 January 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

What if you are a nudist?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 January 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I.M. Pei: I.M. Also Nude

― Abbott (Abbott), Saturday, 6 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

Had it been Dwayne Schneider, he would've had a big gigantic keyring hanging off of his jeans.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

If it was Fred Schneider...

oh god now I am picturing Fred Schneider as copy guy

Help

― rock and roll for the rock and roll soul (nate_patrin), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

Fred Schneider probably wears it in his right jean pocket.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

The amusing thing about the whole sighting was that we couldn't remember what red meant on left meant (other than it usually means the active party.) I thought it was into "Menstruating Women", but that was not haha credible given that it was R0b (maroon is the correct bandana for that btw.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I guess that was just ONE of the amusing things about the whole sighting. Cuz the whole thing was pretty funny.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thelostmovies.com/scheider.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

is there a handy reference for bandana decoding? or are you just supposed to know?

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

I have a little print-out from Image Leather in the Castro, but it's on line all over the place.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

The second link has really cheesey music btw.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

According to my handy dandy bandana decoder guide this means that Rob Schn31d3r is a fist-fucker.
I have a little print-out from Image Leather in the Castro

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), Today 8:49 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

weird.

Leather Nun - Fist Fuckers Associated

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

What's weird?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

alex i wonder if you would like the oldham tinkers

― -- (688), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

I saw rob schniender once last year and he was not funny and looking for a cocktail dress. he seemed sad.

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

"alex i wonder if you would like the oldham tinkers"

Do they sound like the Young Tradition? I quite like them.

"I saw rob schniender once last year and he was not funny and looking for a cocktail dress. he seemed sad."

No, Rob isn't funny, but now that I know that he's a fister with a cute dog he'll be funnier for me.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

How could you even comfortably fit a kewpie doll into your back pocket.

― A B C (sparklecock), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

I misread that as "red banana in left jean pocket."

― naus de lekkerste..! (Robert T), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

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