Tigger teaches punk ass kid a lesson

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Authorities Investigating Alleged Tigger Attack

So, has anyone had any experience wearing a costume like this?

― Tape Store (Tape Store), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Fredbird used to grumble a lot at Cardinal games, at least whenever he came by to our section, because some rowdy kids (ie me) would always open his mouth and talk into his eyes.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

In this photo he is actually CAUGHT mid-assault!

http://www.geocities.com/infiniteharper/FREDBIRD.jpg

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

That webpage invented a great and apposite new word:

"Three Teenagers Killed In High Speed Mortorcycle Collission"

(I'm ignoring "collission" for the sake of teh funney)

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Instead of the $400 million Tigger Assault Kid's parents are going to demand for their kid's emotional distress, they should be PAYING that Tigger fella. He's taught their kid that tigers are dangerous for free.

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Horrid brat. Hit him again.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

We had good fun with Tigger in Disneyland one January. He (or she, who knows?) was kind of bored wandering around because there weren't many people in, so he came with us and watched my bloke play pinball for a while. He wasn't allowed to talk to us, so he just stood there, swinging his tail in his hand like one of the Banana Splits. It was cute.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Sunday, 7 January 2007 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

The kid that got hit was 14 - slideshow and video (which I can't get to work) here: http://www.local6.com/news/10685989/detail.html

― StanM (StanM), Sunday, 7 January 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

I was the rat at Chuck E. Cheese when I was in high school.

Kids and parents alike think that when you're in those outfits that you're not a human; kids will just absolutely kick the shit out of your shins and punch you in the midsection and the parents will stand around and ask like it's cool. The saving grace is that generally (unless you lose your shit, like Tigger here), that goes both ways. The Chuck E. head mask nose is some hard ass plastic, so when kids got drastically out of hand I would give them a mid-range thwack on the noggin with my snout. Not my finest hour, but it was often the only means of self-preservation.

"Aw" says the mommy to the screaming kid., "he's just kissing you!" No, I'm letting him know not to knock me in the nuts no more.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

Just watched the video; looks like Tigger just lost his balance and pivots into the kid. Nothing to see here, move along.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking.

How long you think it's gonna take the parents to realize that the shame of becoming YouTube celebs and Best Week Ever laugh targets is gonna hurt way more than the punch?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 8 January 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

The father...oh man.

How can he say that Tigger "clocked him in the face"? That's getting clocked?

Hey, no blood, no foul.

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'd bet that's not going to be the last time that kid gets clocked in the face.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

shame on a tigga

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

only in...

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

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