Olympians Past and Present You Wanna Shag

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― Ramosi, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

America's favorite bit of homely cornfed hugeness Rulon Gardner has just the most lickable-looking scalp EVER!

― Michael Daddino, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MARY LOU RETTON!

― chaki, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mentioning gymnasts = dodgy territory, so I won't go there.

Fanny Blankers-Koen. Nelli Cooman. Shirley Strong (40 fags a day and still within a whisker of a gold in the high hurdles).

For some reason, I expect Mark C to pop up here with a list of people from the paralympics.

― Michael Jones, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wa-hey - good timing, Chaki.

― Michael Jones, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Inger Miller is kind of cute. So is Paula Radcliffe, when she's not running in that funny way.

― Ally C, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Manon Rheaume: Every goalie's wet dream.

Katarina Witt: Every goalie's second choice.

― JM, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i developed some kind of attraction/obsession via tv coverage of the last olympics for katarina lobaznyuk, russian gymnast (well she's actually from uzbekistan). also known as "kool katya". she looks like a twelve year old, and a prince from a fairytale book. errr, that's why it was weird and unsettling for me 'cause um, you know, pedaphilia blah blah blah. i guess it was more a romantic thing, like 'oh if i was a preteen or teen myself (i think she's actually about 16 or 17) then....sigh...sigh...sigh'. pretty pathetic huh? i usually ALWAYS people i fancy to have bodies as big or bigger than mine so this was a very rare exception. actually i'm going to post this anonymously because after looking at a web site about her, well she looks like an EIGHT year old boy. i don't think i'd (want to) "shag" her but it was/is a definate "romantic obsession". There was a swimmer i liked too, i think she was estonian. i liked quite a lot of those strong female swimmers. and some hockey players. it's annoying when the mens events are on cause i don't like most mens builds especially muscly but i like strong looking women so i really like watching the olympic events for perving (and excitement and beauty or whatever).

― sickopervoid, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

louganis...yum!

― goeff, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

correction, she is Ekaterina.

― sickopervoid, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Michael Gross was very sexy (much sexier than Greg Louganis). All those East German steroid pumped female swimmers from the 70s and 80s appealled to my desire to be smacked around a bit by muscular woman. In retrospect this seems a little sick, actually, but the 13 year old me was entranced by Kristin Otto and the like.

― Alex in SF, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Matt Shirvington YEAH!

― Tim, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a crush on Tommy Moe during the '94 Games. That was my last Olympic crush.

― Kerry, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To answer my own ?,

My new fatbooty queen Hannah Hardaway of course.

Kristi Yamaguchi (even today her legs look like glasses of milk.....so let me just dip in there reaaal quick jawn....).

Hmm, looks like we got the homo crew up in here (what up goeff and mike D!) so it's probably a good time to say I always wondered what it would be like to make out with Mike Michalchuk.

Choice cut, Jimmy The Fraud/Cod/Stinkybod.....Manon Rheaume is absolutely deadly gorgeous....I remember she played for Tampa (?) for a few games with much fanfare and instantly playboy axed her to pose nude....but she kept it real....I almost forgot about her...what a babe.

Yo my anonymous friend up top, don't worry, at least you're not R KELLY. Honestly, I want to be my usual filthbag anything-goes liberal self and laugh at it, but come on dogg, you don't videotape yourself URINATING ON LITTLE GIRLS AND THEN SING AT THE OLYMPICS. R Kelly always had that chumpy gimp look about him that just screamed short eyes and there was that Aaliyah thing, but...PISS?

― Ramosi, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

PS I always wanted to fuck Tara Lipinski.....oh fuck off I'm only 5 months older than her!

I thought Michelle Kwan was hot for the first 20 seconds I saw her on TV taht is until they zoomed on her nose which was 100% U.S...H.E.R.....R.A..Y.M...O.N.D.

― Ramosi, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hardaway wuz wearing baggy pants = Ramosi's luv does not compute. Were she a speedcameltoeskater, that I'd unnerstand.

― AP, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heike Drechsler in her (East German) prime

― Jeff W, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

German (East or West) women speedskaters = YUM.

― Colin Meeder, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Thorpedo .

― anthony, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My man AP, I saw her profile a week prior on a "Road to SLC" special where they showed her indoor flatland training (in pretty clingy cotton shorts and top) with some horizontal pylon jump thing.....this is when I first got sprung on her big badoonk and also why I tuned in to the whole mogul event, even the semis.....she didnt medal so they barely showed her and yes her pants were baggy and she had her goggles & toque on the entire time so you couldnt even tell what she looked like....I wouldn't have even noticed her....so now u know the story.

Check it out though, I'm getting more pissed off about the judges....especially for the 'new' sports where people bust moves on snow....outside of the known favorites, its totally random....the judges were wrong for the girl skiiers and today they gave teh gold in snowboard halfpipe to dorky looking Ross Powers who even I can tell has some VERY sketchy, hula-hoop style....FInnish kid with the mohawk deserved it, he was butter smooth....old ass judges deserve heart attacks.....so it looks like I'll be mailing them some envelopes full of Sweet n Low this week huh

― Ramosi, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Those halfpipe judges were so consistent in their inconsistency I seriously suspect foul play. I mean, how can one judge give 4.8 and another 9.4 for the same routine? I know they say subjectivity plays a part, but you never see that kind of scoring disparity in say, figure skating.

Only the sight of gorgeous, pouting Melanie Leando kept me watching this farcical event.

― Trevor, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Leonard Stock. Torvill. Any luge person if that slow-motion wobbling could somehow be maintained throughout.

― Peter Miller, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the thropedo's torpedo preferences are the most talked about thing in queer circles down here - wehn will the boy come out?

― Geoff, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would have said Ekaterina Gordeeva, but the topic is not "Olympians Past and Present With Whom You Are Destined To Be, Only They Don't Know It Yet." Ekaterina, call me.

― Colin Meeder, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You must excuse me, Colin. I've been on the waiting list since 1988.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

REVIVE! (Remember, no gymnasts or swimmers under 16 please.)

Inge de Bruijn is pretty hot.

― armchair sportsman, Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't remember what they look like but they have porn star names: Misty Hyman and Pikabo Street.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.aol.com/PaulEC3/herc1.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ndereba.

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Should I ask why Steady Mike thinks I fancy handicapped people??

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 22 August 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I used to think Heike Dreschler was alright, but this might have been an early manifestation of my German and commie love strands coming together in one person.

― Dave B (daveb), Sunday, 22 August 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Amanda Beard

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 22 August 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(Legal) Gymnast-ass might be the best thing about the Olympics, though.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 22 August 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Track & Field ass has been pretty tasty, too.

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

this is why I don't like sport.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

not really but.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

not really butts?

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

not really, buttbrain.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 22 August 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a crush on Dominique Dawes in '92.

― jaymc, Sunday, 22 August 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"Amanda Beard"

she's creepy looking. In a Meg Foster demon eyes kinda way.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 August 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Markelby, I was wondering the same thing.

― the bellefox, Sunday, 22 August 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Amanda Beard"

she's creepy looking. In a Meg Foster demon eyes kinda way.

Are you sure that's not just the goggles?

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

no, have you seen her creepy eyes? maybe i'm just not one of those intense hypnotizing demon eye fans. it doesn't help that her teeth are all as big as a baby's head either.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 23 August 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

You have a point.

http://www.swiminfo.com/media/Amanda_Beard_001.jpg

― beanz (beanz), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I always like Artemis myself

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on, guys, this was two years ago - it was during preBarry's sick joke phase. Or did I imagine that?

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 23 August 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like Anna Walker who has similar crazy eyes.

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 23 August 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

As Stevem so rightly pointed out: Kelly Sotherton is dreamy.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Monday, 23 August 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The Greek guy who won the men's gymnastics yesterday looked just like Jeremy Irons (unexpected but true). This means I should fancy him, but I think my Jeremy Irons lust is based on his lovely voice. That and the fact he doesn't wear leotards.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 23 August 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I can guiltlessly mention my long-standing crush on Nadia Comeneci at this point as I am younger than her.

That gold winning Greek walker (Athanasia Tsoumeleka) seemed cute on the telly this morning.

― Tag (Tag), Monday, 23 August 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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Myskina was in the tennis and I didn't even know!!!!!!!!! Boo!!!!

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://alumni.berkeley.edu/imgs/Alumni/California_Monthly/2003_02/coughlin2.jpg

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

just as well you missed myskina, as she choked like a dog in the semis against justine h-h

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

But what was she wearing?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

A tinfoil hat and legwarmers.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

'S okay by me

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

hm, from this olympics.. aaron piersol the swimmer, and hmm, paul hamm and alexei nemov, and oh there was a danish shot putter who would be a lot hotter if he weren't so scary huge.

also, did anyone see the jamaican sprinter's MASSIVE COCK-BASKET swishing back and forth while he was running the 100m dash? ZOINKS!!@#$

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha TOTALLY

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil, that's about 80% of men's track and field these days! You can't tune into any event without a heaping helping of flapping track dick.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG the women pole vaulters this year...droool

― Krankenhaus, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Phelps is pretty cute in that cell phone commercial, but I think all the swimmers look weird in their caps.

The returning champion on the bars (Russian I think?) was ok.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/08/24/sports/olympics/24cnd-beach.2.184.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't weird how different sports tone the body in such different, extreme ways?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post

Swoon, I'm saying again.

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not tone I'm looking at.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with you re: swim caps, with the exception of Natalie Coughlin. Her swim cap makes her look more elegant.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Past: Svetlana Boginskaya - gymnast (USSR)
Present: Lu Wei - softball (China)

Something about those Communists...

Honourable mention to Summer Sanders

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

(haha I like how everyone's all "SWIMMERS ROWR" and "GYMNASTS ROWR" and "VOLLYBALLERS ROWR" and "WRESTLERS ROWR" but no one is all "BADMINTONERS ROWR" or "TABLE TENNISERS ROWR")

To add to the ROWR list: FIELD HOCKEY hot damn. Not only do the uniforms consist of miniskirts and tight sleeveless tops, but fantastic facial bone structure seems to be a player requirement.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, rather bizarrely no one has yet mentioned ROWERS yet. James Cracknell - rahr! I would post a nekkid photo of him if I could remember how. I also have a huge new crush on Ben Ainslie; as much as I think he's a prick, I have to admit I'd do Michael Phelps as well.

Yelena Isinbayeva (pole vault girl) is really pretty, as is tennis player (and er first round loser) Elena Dementieva.

― The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't tune into any event without a heaping helping of flapping track dick.

Wow. Found poetry. Or something.

Svetlana Boginskaya

I remember her. She was another representative of the rare willowy world-class gymnast species, as opposed to the more common fireplug/munchkin world-class gymnast variety. I remember that the NBC commentator never passed up an opportunity to refer to her as "the Belorussian Swan."

― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Alexandre Despartie

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Amy Acuff

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Amy Acuff - NSFW.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Alexandre Despartie-krowr! His swim trunks were pretty impressive, last night.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit, look at Yahoo's Most Emailed Photos today.

i sense a theme.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040822/i/r1453951863.jpg

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

cael sanderson, boy howdy, 210 pounds of pure cornfed iowa state beefcake.

― anthony, Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Despartie looks kinda like an in-shape, athletic, Canadian version of me.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup. :-D

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Has it occured to anyone else that Rulon Gardner's ever-present training partner might be his partner in other things as well?

― Lee G (Lee G), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

C-c-crime?

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

gleefully breaking the gymnast rule:

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Base/2632/Tatiana/gymnast1.gif

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Base/2632/Tatiana/gutsu_100.jpg

ihttp://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Base/2632/Tatiana/Tatiana6.jpg

(at least, I always fancied her when I was a teenager - admittedly, not quite so sure now)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Tatiana Gutsu, by the way.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am amazed Lex hasn't mentioned the indoor volleyball yet. Six Russian girls on court at once, all quite indecently tall...

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil and jdsalmon are saints.

(I can't believe I'm posting this.)

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.balloon-juice.com/archives/r3347313818.jpg

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.balloon-juice.com/archives/voll.jpg

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38189000/jpg/_38189557_korsh150.jpg

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The "Belorussian Swan" thing was the work of one John Tesh, no?

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost to cinniblount's pic

The butterfly effect of the male exhalations during that moment led to a hurricane over Taiwan.

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20040824/i/r3524916130.jpg

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you're just torturing me. . .

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

WHOSE HAND IS THAT ON HER BUM???

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The Olympics are cool.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 26 August 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Re. Svetlana Khorkina - wasn't she the gymnast who face planted at the Sydney Olympics in 2000?

I think Michael Klim and Dannii Minogue have a thing for each other judging from tonight's footage on Channel 9 of the athlete parties.

No massive standouts. Geoff Huegill is not bad. Wow, I didn't know he was 25. Now I feel like a dirty old lady.

― Krusty, Thursday, 26 August 2004 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Jade Johnson's kinda cute. However my favourite so far would have to be Yelena Isinbayeva.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 26 August 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The "Belorussian Swan" thing was the work of one John Tesh, no?

I believe so, and the guy who does the commentary now sounds exactly like Tesh, but isn't him. It almost ruins any enjoyment to think about ol' big-headed John Tesh telling me what's going on.

― Lee G (Lee G), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

The women pole vaulters were attractive.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyhone else see Oleysa Krasnomovets from the Russian 4x400?

http://im.rediff.com/sports/2004/mar/08natalya.jpg

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Sunday, 29 August 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The Danish women's handball team. All that and a gold medal.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 30 August 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

the male divers.. they were all uniformly stunning.

Tian Liang esp, is super super cute. and the canadian 19 yr-old with the moppy hair also caused much swoonage.

Chen Qi, the table tennis player = ROWRRR.

the chinese female diver Guo Jing Jing is v pretty. and the russian volleyball player Ekaterina Gamova has a cute pouty face.

― may, Monday, 30 August 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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