I, Romford Assassin

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I was informed this evening that a local DJ is after my blood following my activities on another message board slagging off his band. This I find very funny as I've never actually spoken to the boy in my life and what's more he doesn't even know who I am - he even stormed into the Romford HMV to threaten a friend of mine who works there, whose initials are also DG and he thought was the Real DG, and was pretty embarrassed when he discovered he'd fucked up. I am issuing a challenge to this fellow on the aforementioned board to see what happens...

SO

What's the worst trouble you've gotten into 'in real life' as a result of your internet activities? I don't mean in trouble with the boss for slacking, I mean proper trouble. Go on, tell us!

― DG, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

New FUCKING AGGRESIVE answers!

― DG, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU CAN'T SPELL CORRECTLY YOU DINGHEAD!

― Kodanshi, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not speling = worse trouble for ages

― DG, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i did the same thing, dg. cept it was kid 606 i slagged and he knew who i was and yelled at me. so now i just say "kid 606's music sucks but he's a cool guy so buy his records."

― chaki, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nothing really, but i got a rather terse email from Kirk Degiorgio because of something i wrote on 1471. i did criticize him, so fair enough i don't blame him, but i disagreed vehemently with something he had written.

― gareth, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No comment.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kirk Degiorgio can choke on the biggest, fattest dick on the face of planet earth. "That's when I knew [4hero] were more than just a 'rave' act..." FUCK OFF AND DIE.

(waits for the google monkeys to go to work...)

― jess, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well, it was something along those lines Jess, but not quite that strongly i have to admit!

hooray for dego and mac, i say, from the beginning!

― gareth, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Romford Assassin is a truly splendid job description. Where do I sign up?

― Trevor, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Get a form from the council Trevor.

― chris, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Will do! Hopefully I'll make the shortlist of potential candidates, as I've been a Havering resident all my life. A healthy spate of assassinations in Romford town centre should help boost the borough's cultural reputation immeasurably.

I'll start with the local deejays, naturally.

― Trevor, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.norfolkwindmills.com/images/romfordtownhall.jpg

― gareth, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That photo makes the town hall look really quite menacing.

― DG, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's something about the Merc's body language.

― N., Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What the same building looked like c.1959/60 (I guess) can be seen in Martin Parr's "Boring Postcards".

― Robin Carmody, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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