Defend the Indefensible: Kate Middleton

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"I'd hit that" doesn't count.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

oh dom that was going to me my first post :(

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

she isn't as posh as Diana.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

That kind of makes it worse, though. "SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU PLEBS SHE ENJOYS JACK DANIEL'S"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

stop talking about her ffs. she doesn't bother me in any way apart from the barrage of media on her, as if she's interesting.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

it is interesting how they choose princesses to fit the age -- this is a very 'kirsty and phil' choice.

lex was that meant for the paris hilton thread?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

stop talking about her ffs

this isn't the thread for you, Lex ;)

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

Why the hatred for *her*? What offense has she committed, except for dating a member of the royal family?

Mock the royals, FFS, mock the press for making a big deal out of her. But honestly, why the hatred for her?

(Oh, wait, never mind, because this is a Dom Passantino misogyfrenzy thread, as usual.)

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah dom, god.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

Why the hatred for *her*?

Envy, possibly?

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'd quite like ten police guards around me at all time, yeah.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

who wouldn't? no-one's gonna give you any shit.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

people don't give me any shit as is!

irl that is.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

OK, defend:

She's quite attractive, therefore she will not marry him but be passed over for someone more horsey looking.

(Prince Charles tried to fuck with the formula but then found he ... was strangely.. attracted... to.. )

Andrew as well.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:53 (eighteen years ago)

He'll never marry her. They're both way too young. She's like his starter girlfriend to distract the press. She'll be dumped for someone with a better bloodline by the time he actually gets anywhere near the altar or the throne.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose it's not the Royal Family that's the problem, it's the never ending stream of fuckwits that marries into them.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

She'll be dumped for someone with a better bloodline by the time he actually gets anywhere near the altar or the throne.

Peaches Geldof?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

Defend the indefensible: The existence of this thread

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

hot(t) from debrett's:
http://www.rps.org/images/portfolios/103/4green_crested_lizard.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

"They're both way too young."

this is the royal family, they probably won't go for "wills moves in with g/f, has committment issues, they split amicably with no kids at 35".

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

gaygenejoke.doc

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

the altar or the throne

now *that* would make a good title for a film about Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

Defend the indefensible: The existence of this thread

ditto

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't matter, they've all been illigitimate since Richard III, as per Time Team.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

lex how are posh do-nothing american women more interesting than their britishes counterparts?

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://heralds.badger.cx/IL/2003/0303/030311.gif

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

basically if you hate kate middleton herself, ie care about her enough to hate her, you're weird & quite creepy.

and if you hate the fact that the royal family exists fair enough but a thread about k middleton (of all of them!) is rather like, i dunno, picking up twigs off the ground and snapping them when you want to cut down the tree.

― lex pretend (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

Honestly, Lex, how is Kate Middleton any different from Paris Hilton?

(Apart from not putting out rubbish cod-pop records?)

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

In the interests of science this debate cannot be commenced until we have a Kate and William sex video leaked onto the internet.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

no, it's not. It's more like thinking that William's being darned lazy and picking up the first twig he can find rather than spending hours working up a sweat rummaging around in the fallen leaves until he finally finds a really nice twig.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

(Apart from not putting out rubbish cod-pop records?)

Give her time, Kate, give her time....

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose one of the Monacoan princessess had that awful pop career, so anything is possible.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, I'm not interested in William until he gets himself into a Duel. Harry seems far more up for Duels. He should revive the practise.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, remmeber My Stepmother is an Alien "THEY ALL LOOK LIKE PRINCESS STEPHANIE!"

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

cod pop :(
http://www.erin.utoronto.ca/~w3env100y/env/ENV100/hum/fish_gifs/pop.gif

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

It is the whole duty of spare heirs to get into terrible practises of gambling and duelling!

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

stone col' technique there!

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to mark s

Does that graph also demonstrate that truly, there are not plenty more fish in the sea?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

There does eventually come a point when, indeed, there are no more fish in the sea. :-(

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

that's the point at which you get crabs.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

i have never heard anyone say "remember My Stepmother is an Alien" before

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

there's always the prawns of the air:
http://www.lvx23.com/images/locusts.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

I've just been reading about Charles II of Spain. The British Royal family needs far more inbreeding, they haven't had a decent lunatic in the line of succession in at least two generations.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

What about Young Jeezy?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

yep, Wills should marry Zara Phillips, that'd sort it.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

Wills and Zara! Perfect. Then marry Harry to Beatrice, and marry both their offspring. We need to get some Mandibular prognathism going to have a decent Habsburg Chin again.

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

haw haw donchaknow
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/558752/2/istockphoto_558752_iguana.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

The quote in the spectator speculating on her virginity was creepy. I find myself hoping she's had an enormous amount of cock as a result.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

The genetic abnormalities of royal families is providing the most entertaining reading this morning. It's like that episode of CSI with the crazy family who locked themselves away after the "war of Northern aggression".

― Do Not Feed The Crush (kate), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)

I find myself hoping she's had an enormous amount of cock as a result.
-- Matt (Mat...), January 9th, 2007.

not creepy!

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

Why the hatred for *her*?

What hatred? So far this thread has been disappointingly reasonable. Come on!

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

I find myself hoping she's had an enormous ~~amount of~~ cock as a result.

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Well, only in the sense that it would upset spectator buffers. Beyond that who cares?

xposts haha

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know who this is.

― reverto lexidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

I feel sorry for any fucking idiot that has anything to do with that ridiculous circus, I guess. My sympathy for her will quickly diminish if she does anything stupid like marry William, through.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

you can tell i don't read the papers

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Smart man.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

stevem: as has become apparent from recent posts, Kate Middleton is the boyfriend of comedy writer and son of Peter, William Cook.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

it's your royal family too, esteban.

(i get confused: is phil actually esteban, and actually australian?)

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

For some time I presumed she was a Blue Peter presenter.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

it's your royal family too, esteban.

I'm an Australian Republican, son.

― SAVE IT FOR THE CAKE LIST YOU CRAZY BROAD (patog27), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:51 (eighteen years ago)

eat lizard dick dominion-boy

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

For ages, I thought she was the one who looked at badgers with the guy from the Goodies.

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

is Kate Humble?

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

prince william and kate humble would be a celebrity couple to die for

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

seven years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl6Sv-4CEAAO5wW.jpg:large

― That's So (Eazy), Thursday, 24 April 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

that is BEGGING for a zs/Karl Malone treatment

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 April 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

I assume gr8080 is just cropped out of that pic.

― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 April 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jVP8P5w.png

― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

Wish I could imbue Koala's with specific qualities just by sniffing them.

― tsrobodo, Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

nothing but pure univitiated hatred for these people but it's notable how the royal family endow their beards/surrogates with the comportment, dress and apparent morés of aspirant social climbers twice their age, most of the time she look like a retired air hostess from weybridge

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 April 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

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