I can't stop picking up the yellow stones

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with my green sweater

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/marthasminions/yellowrocks.jpg

with my yellow sweater

I start grabbing yellow quartz stones (and milky quartz ones and wave-washed brick) as soon as I get on the beach with my dog. It's not until I've been walking for almost an hour and my jacket weighs a thousand pounds that I get enough endorphin-serenity to pass them by.
I don't know what I'm going to do with them. Make a patio, or a pebble garden with stripes and polka-dots of contrasting colors? Lay down a yellow-stone edging to the clamshell driveway? That would actually be cool.
Post your compulsively collected objects here!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

Those are beautiful stones - they look almost polished!

I'm also a compulsive stone picker-upper. Especially at the beach. I try to limit myself to just a couple per trip, or I'd pick the whole beach clean. I put them in a little teacup on my windowsill as momentoes of various walks.

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

It's like you're in a jewelry store, and everything is FREE. I have little collections all over the house. It's my own museum.
The stones above are just wet.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

oh that's nice.

teeny (teeny), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

my mom does this too although I think she got in trouble when taking some from pike's peak. I took a heart-shaped rock from big bend once. felt very naughty.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I compulsively hunt for fossils around river beds. I have a nice little collection! I think it's due to the fact that my dad was a science teacher, and we would take expeditions to local creeks and rivers, hunting for fossils. I can't shake it. It's what I do.

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I wish I could teleport about three truckloads of the smooth river rock along the Sacramento River to my backyard. When we lived in Redding, every time we went walking along the river I'd start thinking landscapey thoughts.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I got these from Bodega Bay, CA. We were at a wedding on the beach, sitting in a big circle as the bride and groom said their vows, and I started totally zoning the ceremony out and fixating on these pebbles, stuffing them in my pockets. Someone told me that the greenish ones are actually jade.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/marthasminions/bodegabaystones.jpg

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

I wet them before scanning, but they actually are quite polished.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Shit, Beth, when my parents moved into our house, we discovered that the former old lady resident was a crazy ROCK POLISHER and had CARPETED the flower beds in polished lake stones; my mother dug them all up as she turned the beds over, and washed 'em in batches. All my life we had two gallon food service containers of shiny rocks in my basement, used them for counting games, pretend money, just for looking at and categorizing...things that could be done ALL DAY in the rain. I have a few of my favorites or oddities, but I don't know what happened to the bulk of them.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ow your poor scanner glass! (xpost)

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

Finding pebbles of jade! Just washed up on a beach! This is like my pebblecollecting dream.

I think it goes back to when I was a kid, spending long amounts of time with relatives in South Africa. There's tons of semi-precious stones that come from that part of the world, and we used to collect them - mostly ones we got in pebble shops, but some just found, while rock collecting.

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Also, in Michigan we are very fond of Petoskey stones and will collect them almost compulsively along beaches...and they only give up their secret fossil nature when wet or polished!

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

This thread title sounds like a line from The Curious Incident with the Dog in the Night-Time or whatever that books is called.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ooo! I want to go to South Africa. There's supposed to be one of the three best shelling beaches in the world there! (the others are Sanibel and some place in Indonesia that is dangerous to visit)

My scanner has a lot to forgive.

I had a rock tumbler when I was a kid. I want one now! It made a HUGE amount of noise, and took a whole month to do the job, one week with each successively finer grit.
I could put it in the basement—improvise an insulated chamber. Hell, I'm half-deaf at this point anyway. Probably wouldn't hear it.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I love finding beach glass! My sister knows someone who makes necklaces from it. All the ladies in the family got some for xmas EXCEPT me. Thanks, sis.

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a compulsive rock picker-upper. When we were on our long May road trips, I found a nice big chunk of turquoise. I've also got several piles of small quartz and amethyst points from a camping trip in Utah, from hours spent sitting on the sandy ground obsessively picking them out.

Jaq (Jaq), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I am really appreciative of that second group, the gold/red/green ones. Amazing that some day they will make up a whole beach of sand in those colors -- I wonder what it will look like!??!

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

I also had a rock tumbler when a kid! (But it had to stay in South Africa.) I loved putting bits of Tiger Eye in it to make them polish up and turn into gold. (Also it was fun to change the colour of Tiger Eye with a blow torch.)

Yes, got some good finds on South African beaches - but I was more interested in the sponges and the mermaids purses and things. I seem to remember getting some beautiful shells, though. We had loads around the house. I liked the spotted ones best.

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

There's hardly any beach glass any more since the advent of plastic bottles and 5¢ bottle deposits. I know a woman who smashes blue bottles and throws the pieces in the ocean (in winter) then comes back later for the seaglass. My brother-in-law makes it in a tumbler.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

My huge desire is to travel the world collecting rocks and shells! I prefer road trips to flying because of the way you can load up your car. Actually, the last time we went to Sanibel I shipped a bunch of boxes back.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

There's hardly any beach glass any more since the advent of plastic bottles and 5¢ bottle deposits.

Not on Lake Erie! You can find it along with lots of dead fish and industrial waste. Most of the beach glass is green, presumably from Molson Canadian bottles.

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

I found beautiful flat slatey beach stones on Lake Erie.
SCAN COMING!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I was wondered why there was less seaglass than when I was a kid! That would explain it.

The only thing better than picking up pebbles is picking up weird shit that gets washed up on the Thames banks at low tide. My favourites are pipestems and teeth.

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

TEETH???!!!
I read an article about all the artifacts that continue to wash up. How cool!
Here's part of my Lake Erie haul, with two pieces of seaglass, and little snails:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/marthasminions/lakeerierocks.jpg

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Someday I will plumb the mysteries of my digital camera. I never even know where it is.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, teeth! Animal teeth. Some of them still on the bone. I've no idea if they're recent, or if they're archeological, but they look pretty cool. I mean, obviously the pipestems are v. v. old.

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

when we were putting the slate down on our floor I loved finding bits of fossil in them. and I would try to center the very unusual colored ones in prominent spots of the room.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Someday I will plumb the mysteries of my digital camera.

Your scanner can hardly wait.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Soon you'll be ones of those crazy metal-detector people!

I have a soft spot for the middle-aged guys who collect shells with their wives, only they use a tool! A special clam rake. My husband refuses to join their ranks.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

He is very supportive of my jones, though. He'll sit on the beach reading for hours.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

HOW TO POLISH PETOSKEY STONES BY HAND

And now for the real fun! Petoskey stones are made up of calcite, and therefore are a good candidate for hand polishing. Calcite is soft enough so that it can be easily worked, but dense enough to take a nice polish.

WHAT YOU NEED TO POLISH THE STONES:

Petoskey stone
Sandpaper (220, 400, or 600 grit)
A thick towel or newspaper
A piece of corduroy or velvet
Polishing powder
Water

Once you have found the stone you want to polish, sand it down with the 220 the sandpaper mentioned above. After rubbing, rinse the stone down and dry it off. Examine the stone for scratch marks, and if there are any, keep on sanding! All scratch marks should be gone! Next, sand again with 400 grit sandpaper. This should remove any coarse spots. Once again, rinse, dry and check. Now sand the paper with the 600 grit to make sure that the stone is smooth and scratch free. When you think it looks perfect, continue sanding for another 10 minutes, just to make sure. At this point, it is time to polish. Sprinkle the damp corduroy or velvet with polishing powder. A short, rotating rubbing will polish the stone. However, if scratches appear, start from the beginning with the 220 grit paper to remove them! When you’re finished with the polishing, simply rinse the stone off in clean water, and dry. Now you have your own, hand polished Petoskey stone!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

I did not know what a Petosky stone was. They're gorgeous!

http://www.petoskeystonefestival.com/PETOSKE1.JPG

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geo.msu.edu/geo333/images/petosky.gif

I used to have a boyfriend from Traverse City. If he had wooed me with Petoskey stones I wouldn't have left him.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

That's a blurry image! Shame on you, Petoskey Stone website!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

Are they fossilised sponge?

The Long Grey And Overcast Tea Time Of The Soul (kate), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Coral.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

I used to collect stones and shells and things until one night in a hostel in New Zealand the lady who owned the hostel saw one of the girls who was staying there had brought a whole load of shells back up with her, and she chastised her, saying that if everyone did that there'd be no beach and also pointed out that it was against the law to take things from the beach there. I don't do it any more because I feel like it is stealing the beach, and my dogs do enough of that by accident.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god, what a prig that lady was! You should come visit—we can spare a little smudgen of the beach here!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

Smidgen.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

This thread makes me so happy. My mom is the same way, and I've inherited a lot of the same compulsions.

Great story: at three in the morning, eighteen hours into a move to a third-story apartment (stairs only), my roommate looks down and sees writ upon the box he is carrying, "Jeff's rock collection."

Some people don't understand.

I like how your arrangements on the yellow and green sweaters match nearly perfectly. I find that satisfying.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

They're very strict about their environment in New Zealand. Plus, to the woman's credit, I think she gets about 200 backpackers a year dumping shells on the floor of her hostel, so I can appreciate her annoyance.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes you have to be stealthy. Between Bodega Bay and Jenner on the Russian River there are a bunch of small oceanfront parks, with parking areas and paths down to the (unswimmable dangerous) beach. Alongside one of the paths was a narrow stream, and all along it were chunks of what looked to me like green soapstone. I took some chunks of it and
1. felt sneaky and guilty
2. planned to come back and get more

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

California's all gonna tumble into the ocean anyway, y'know.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

And maybe it won't happen so soon if the state isn't so heavy with rocks.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Relocate The State, One Rock At a Time!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Seems fair. If you are going to relocate California to, er, your house, it will get crowded though. And you will have to live with Arnold some of the time. Don't forget that.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Those stones are just beautiful, Beth.

I wish I lived near a beach, I'd be out collecting stuff like that all the time. My husband bought be (a really powerful and, I suspect therefore expensive) electric pebble polisher machine for my birthday last year because I said I'd always fancied having one, but I am ashamed to say I haven't used it yet :( That ought to be my new year's resolution, to get it out of the garage and find some nice stones to tumble in it.

C J (C J), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

I can send you some! I'm going to the beach RIGHT NOW.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

We have lots of fossils at my parents house, including a real dinosaur vertebrae that we found.

I have a compulsion for smooth flat stones, mainly for skimming with.

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

It looks like a biscuit! And yes, very beautiful. Thanks for the pics!

Tape Store, Friday, 18 May 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

That is one spectacular rock! What are your display or use designs on this rock?

I found a heart that looks like a rock the other day. It is approx 1.3" tall. Unfortunately, it did not scan very well:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/heartrock.jpg

Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

Or maybe it's a rock that looks like a heart, who knows.

Abbott, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

Beth I'd like to eat your rock.

Mark C, Friday, 18 May 2007 10:27 (eighteen years ago)

Well, now it IS on the dining room table.

Abbott, that's a fine scan! I'm curious about the pinkish bits. You live in New Mexico, no? There must be lots of good rocks lying around! Turquoise?

Beth Parker, Friday, 18 May 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/253/523725920_5c21cc6631_o.jpg

a selection from the playground.

teeny, Thursday, 31 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

I got to see some of these rocks "in person" tonight. Thanks, B & D, that was nice.

Maria :D, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

Look at that little fossil teeny got!

Ms Misery, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

i like whorls like that

Maria :D, Sunday, 3 June 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Beach glass for Beth!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1258/832495899_20e7f081f1_b.jpg

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

and some shells too.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1406/832495965_a99b15e837_b.jpg

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

Looking at this thread always makes me happy.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my GOD!!!!! Teeny, where is this playground with toffee rocks and fossil shells lying around? Jeezy peezy!!!!
And HLA, those shells! Limpet craziness! Is that a collection you gathered, or does the beach just look like that? I'm there!!! And your seaglass looks just like our seaglass!
I AM BURSTING WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS, AS YOU CAN SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

The aquamarine seaglass in the center is especially fine.

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

I love your passion for all things geological! That was the only piece of aquamarine I found, the rest were garden variety clear, brown or green. The beach is covered is masses of jumbled shells like that at the moment due to some big storms a couple of weeks ago.

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

Last summer I only found about half a dozen pieces of beach glass in total, but yesterday I came home with pockets full.

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

I love going to the beach after storms. So much stuff! So many plastic tampon appIicators—I've always left them there, but I may start collecting them. I could Crazy Glue them into an igloo. The ultimate Menstrual Hut. I could charge the big bucks. Women could stay there and bitch about their cramps.

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I can't wait until all the people leave after Columbus Day so I can have the beach to myself again! My stone collection needs upgrading.

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

The Knee Sock thread actually made me nostalgic for the frozen nose of winter beach-walking.

Beth Parker, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is an absolute wonder!

kv_nol, Thursday, 13 September 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe I didn't ask Teeny where that playground is with the toffee fossils!

Beth Parker, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

We have to decide where to place some boulders that were unearthed from our septic pit.

Maria :D, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

I have always wanted to construct a multi-tiered mountain out of boulders in my yard. Fun for any visiting kids and goats.

Beth Parker, Thursday, 13 September 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/marthasminions/CharlesRiverpotsherds.jpg

Charles River potsherds. I put my hand right into a pile of wet Canada Goose shit, bracing myself as I leaned into the river. Oops. I got it all over the cuff of my jacket, too, before I realized what I'd done. I had to do a major cleanup in a public bathroom. Merely rinsing in the river wasn't enough, even for a non-germphobe like me.

Beth Parker, Friday, 21 September 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.viequestravelguide.com/images/sea-glass-vieques-puerto-rico-131.jpg

We're going to Puerto Rico in 2 weeks, and I'm looking forward to this beach, Playa Cofi, on Vieques. It's full of seaglass due to an old off-shore dump. Not a picturesque swimming beach, but there will be plenty of those, too.

I have recurring dreams of scrounging for treasures on despoiled industrial-wasteland beaches, so maybe this vacation was MEANT TO BE.

Beth Parker, Friday, 4 January 2008 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

beautiful thread, thank you :-)

CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 12:09 (seventeen years ago)

these are awesome. get thee to a gallery beth.

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

Looking at this thread always makes me happy.

-- Sara R-C, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 02:39 (7 months ago) Link

Yes!

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

I guess Beth might still be in Puerto Rico?

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/marthasminions/prshells.jpg

Beth Parker, Friday, 14 March 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

I'm back.

Beth Parker, Friday, 14 March 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)

With another great picture, too!

StanM, Friday, 14 March 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

Lovely, it's great the way the scanner makes the insides of the shells so black!

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 14 March 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

Do you ever have these scans enlarged and printed, Beth?

milo z, Friday, 14 March 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

Beth! I missed you!

remy bean, Friday, 14 March 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

yay

forksclovetofu, Friday, 14 March 2008 22:51 (seventeen years ago)

Do you ever have these scans enlarged and printed, Beth?

Because I would totally have one in my bathroom.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 14 March 2008 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

I missed you guys too!
I've printed the scans, with varying rates of success. Talk about plowing through the ink cartridges! Oy. They're so much more beautiful on screen, because of the light coming through. The stained-glass effect.
I just bought some smooth opaque paper—maybe the scans will print up sharper on that, without a spongy surface of the cheapo Staples paper. I'll report back. I want to do more scans of the shells, too. The one above was sort of a random dumping.

Beth Parker, Saturday, 15 March 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

Try saving them to a JPG at whatever size you want, and uploading them to mpix.com for prints.

milo z, Saturday, 15 March 2008 02:05 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

This thread is like my moment of zen, so I am reviving it because I really need my moment right now.

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 22 September 2008 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

I really really miss Beth Parker. I still have one of her paintings up on my wall.

The Accountant Of Taste (Masonic Boom), Monday, 22 September 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

great thread

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

Beth <3

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

This is one of the best threads on ILX.

Winter Crab (Abbbottt), Thursday, 7 April 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, this truly is a gem of a thread.

homosexual fecal matter sodomy will be the law (the table is the table), Thursday, 7 April 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

i was just thinking of this thread the other day! i took home a stone from the beach where we held my grandma's memorial, and while it means a lot to me, i couldn't help thinking "this stone is not as pretty as the stones on that thread."

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Thursday, 7 April 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

photos in the OP are among the most beautiful I know

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Thursday, 7 April 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

i would buy prints of those photos, f'reals

Sittin' Fran (donna rouge), Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

classic thread

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

still a classic thread!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Thursday, 14 July 2016 18:31 (nine years ago)


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