the 90's are back and piven is bringing them to you - have you seen the trailer for smokin' aces?

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who better really? piven did what he could to make the 90's such a wild wild place.

two trailers, two different messes:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=202uOuNsgow


http://youtube.com/watch?v=-2WbXLRdN0c

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ryan Reynolds .... Richard Messner

Ray Liotta .... Donald Carruthers
Joseph Ruskin .... Primo Sparazza

Alex Rocco .... Serna

Wayne Newton .... Himeself

Jeremy Piven .... Buddy "Aces" Israel

Ben Affleck .... Jack Dupree

Peter Berg .... "Pistol" Pete Deeks

Martin Henderson .... Hollis Elmore

Common .... Sir Ivy

Christopher Michael Holley .... Bernard "Beanie" Alfonso (as Christopher Holley)

Andy Garcia .... Stanley Locke

Mike Falkow .... Freeman Heller
Joe Drago .... FBI Aid
Jeff Habberstad .... Top Coated Gunman
Alicia Keys .... Georgia Sykes
Davenia McFadden .... Loretta Wyman
Taraji P. Henson .... Sharice Watters

Nestor Carbonell .... Pasquale Acosta "S.A. Gerald Diego"

Chris Pine .... Darwin Tremor

Kevin Durand .... Jeeves Tremor

Maury Sterling .... Lester Tremor

George Fisher .... McGarey

Tommy Flanagan .... Lazlo Soot

Curtis Armstrong .... Morris Mecklen

Vladimir Kulich .... The Swede
Janet Edwards .... Naked Prostitute

Joel Edgerton .... Hugo Croop

David Proval .... Victor "Baby Buzz" Padiche

Jason Bateman .... Rupert "Rip" Reed
Suzanne Stover .... Prostitute #1

Scott Halberstadt .... Pimply Casino Employee
Lorna Scott .... Hotel Receptionist

Matthew Fox .... Bill Security Super
Lonnie Moore .... Gary the Security Guard

Patrick St. Esprit .... Moustache

Steve Florian .... Security Member #1
Robert Weir .... Security Member #2

Zach Cumer .... Warren
Ken Rudulph .... CS Team Member

Christopher Murray .... Sergeant/Chief
Michael Murphy .... Sheriff Badger

Marianne Muellerleile .... Margie Turlock
Stefanie Cruz .... Reporter #1
John Alston .... Reporter #2

Brian Bloom .... Agent Baker
Scott Bloom .... FBI Agent #3

R. Paul Wilson .... Magician

Al Woodley .... FBI Agent #2
James Conkle .... Young Buddy

Clare Carey .... Laverne

David Goldsmith .... Stage Manager (as David "Goldy" Goldsmith)

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

how many films has Wayne Newton played himself?

1) This One
2) National Lampoon's Las Vegas Vacation

what else?

jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

This is his Grosse Point Blank.

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

It's never too late.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

this looks dumb. and you are right, so very 90's. I hope THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS are on the soundtrack!!!

gunther heartymeal (keckles), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't Wayne Newton in Mars Attacks?

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

you guys, we have the internet now. no need to think!:


# "Las Vegas" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2003-2006)
- Meatball Montecito (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
- Pros and Cons (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Your World w/ Neil Cavuto" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
- Episode dated 23 December 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
- Holiday Wishes (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Jimmy Kimmel Live" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
- Episode dated 19 January 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee" .... Himself (1 episode, 2005)
... aka Live with Regis (USA: new title)
... aka Live with Regis & Kelly (USA: new title)
- Episode dated 18 January 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
# "The Entertainer" (2005) TV Series .... Himself
# "7th Heaven" .... Himself (1 episode, 2004)
... aka 7th Heaven: Beginnings (USA: rerun title)
... aka Seventh Heaven
- Waynes World (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Larry King Live" .... Himself (1 episode, 2004)
- Episode dated 19 November 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
# "My Wife and Kids" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2004)
- Fantasy Camp: Part 1 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
- Fantasy Camp: Part 2 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
# Elvis Has Left the Building (2004) (uncredited) .... Himself
# "The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn" .... Himself (1 episode, 2004)
... aka The Late Late Show (USA: short title)
- Episode dated 27 August 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
# "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" .... Himself (1 episode, 2004)
- Episode dated 12 May 2004 (2004) TV Episode .... Himself
# "War Stories with Oliver North" .... Himself (1 episode, 2003)
- A Salute to the USO! (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Entertainment Tonight" .... Himself (1 episode, 2003)
... aka E.T. (USA: informal title)
... aka ET Weekend (Australia: weekend title)
... aka Entertainment This Week (weekend title)
... aka This Week in Entertainment (USA: weekend title)
- Episode dated 11 October 2003 (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
# "According to Jim" .... Himself (2 episodes, 2003)
- Vegas, Baby: Part 1 (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
- Vegas, Baby: Part 2 (2003) TV Episode .... Himself
# VH1 Divas Las Vegas (2002) (TV) .... Guest Announcer
# "E! True Hollywood Story" .... Himself (3 episodes, 1999-2000)
- Wayne Newton (2000) TV Episode
- Dana Plato (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
- Andrew Dice Clay (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
# "The Pretender" .... Himself (1 episode, 2000)
- Cold Dick (2000) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Intimate Portrait" .... Himself (1 episode, 2000)
- Jenny Jones (2000) TV Episode .... Himself

# ABC 2000: The Millennium (1999) (TV) (also archive footage)
# Elvis Is Alive! I Swear I Saw Him Eating Ding Dongs Outside the Piggly Wiggly's (1998) .... Himself
# Elvis Meets Nixon (1997) (TV) (uncredited) .... Himself
# Vegas Vacation (1997) .... Himself
... aka National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
# "The Real Las Vegas" (1996) TV Series .... Himself
# "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 1996)
- Episode dated 22 July 1996 (1996) TV Episode .... Himself
# A Night to Die for (1995) (TV) .... Himself
# "Late Show with David Letterman" .... Himself (1 episode, 1995)
... aka Late Show Backstage (USA: title for episodes with guest hosts)
... aka The Late Show (USA: informal short title)
- Episode dated 23 February 1995 (1995) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Perfect Strangers" .... Himself (1 episode, 1992)
- Wayne Man (1992) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Roseanne" .... Himself (1 episode, 1991)
- Vegas, Vegas (1991) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Full House" .... Himself (1 episode, 1990)
- Viva Las Joey (1990) TV Episode .... Himself

# The Wayne Newton Special (1982) (TV) .... Himself
# "Vega$" .... Himself (1 episode, 1981)
- Dead Ringer (1981) TV Episode .... Himself

# "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" .... Himself / ... (4 episodes, 1971-1979)
... aka The Best of Carson (USA: rerun title)
- Episode dated 8 January 1979 (1979) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 10 December 1973 (1973) TV Episode .... Himself - Guest Host
- Episode dated 23 June 1972 (1972) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 27 April 1971 (1971) TV Episode .... Himself
# Happy Birthday, Las Vegas (1977) (TV) .... Himself
# "Switch" .... Himself (2 episodes, 1977)
- Legend of the Macunas: Part 2 (1977) TV Episode .... Himself
- Legend of the Macunas: Part 1 (1977) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Dinah!" .... Himself (1 episode, 1977)
... aka Dinah! & Friends
- Episode dated 22 July 1977 (1977) TV Episode .... Himself
# Joys (1976) (TV) .... Wayne Newton
... aka Bob Hope Special: Bob Hope in 'Joys' (USA: complete title)
# "Cher" .... Himself (1 episode, 1975)
- Episode #2.9 (1975) TV Episode .... Himself
# "The Dean Martin Show" .... Himself (3 episodes, 1971-1974)
... aka The Dean Martin Comedy Hour (USA: new title)
- Celebrity Roast: Bobby Riggs (1974) TV Episode .... Himself
- Celebrity Roast: Jack Benny (1974) TV Episode .... Himself
- Episode dated 21 October 1971 (1971) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Here's Lucy" .... Himself (2 episodes, 1968-1970)
- Lucy and Wayne Newton (1970) TV Episode .... Himself
- Lucy Sells Craig to Wayne Newton (1968) TV Episode .... Himself

# "The Jackie Gleason Show" .... Himself - Musical Guest (1 episode, 1968)
... aka The Color Honeymooners (USA: rerun title)
- Episode #2.18 (1968) TV Episode .... Himself - Musical Guest
# "The Danny Kaye Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 1966)
- Episode #4.14 (1966) TV Episode .... Himself
# "Toast of the Town" .... Himself - Singer / ... (8 episodes, 1965-1966)
... aka The Ed Sullivan Show (USA: new title)
- Episode #19.39 (1966) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
- Episode #19.22 (1966) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
- Episode #19.14 (1965) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
- Episode #19.13 (1965) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
- Episode #19.5 (1965) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
(3 more)
# "The Lucy Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 1965)
- Lucy Discovers Wayne Newton (1965) TV Episode .... Himself
# "The Hollywood Palace" .... Himself - Singer (2 episodes, 1964-1965)
- Episode #2.20 (1965) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
- Episode #1.23 (1964) TV Episode .... Himself - Singer
# "The Jack Benny Program" .... Himself (1 episode, 1964)
... aka The Jack Benny Show
- Wayne Newton Show (1964) TV Episode .... Himself
# "The Mike Douglas Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 1964)
- Episode dated 22 April 1964 (1964) TV Episode .... Himself

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

# "Perfect Strangers" .... Himself (1 episode, 1992)

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

Just keep refreshing the screen of that Wayne Newton page to get his latest appearance of himself.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

AS himself. God, Beth—go to bed.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

I hope THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS are on the soundtrack!!!

OTM. Maybe some Crystal Method too...

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

You were SOOOOOO close. The Prodigy is on it.


http://991.com/newGallery/The-Prodigy-Smokin-Aces-OST-386606.jpg

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

you can listen to the prodigy song here:


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=147283719

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:05 (nineteen years ago)

john cale is on the soundtrack too. and the stooges. and gza. and ennio morricone. and trivium.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

someone set piven on fire please

kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

i am holding out for 'the kingdom' big time.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 09:12 (nineteen years ago)

This was a bad movie.

The Yellow Kid (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

It looks just horrible. Was the world holding its breath for another Guy Ritchie rip-off?

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

god words cannot express how much i hate ryan reynolds

acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

You are all lying liars full of lies.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

(jess luvs alanis)

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Reynolds is actually very funny in 'Waiting'

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm totally mystified as to why my wife wants to see this.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Yeah, and how about that Dane Cook, huh? Class act, all the way.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm totally mystified as to why my wife wants to see this.

There must be some scientific way to prove to her that no movie called "Smokin' Aces" can ever be good. It might involve charts and graphs.

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I accept that this will be horrible but I want Jason Bateman to be funny.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.bandittransamclub.com/Bandit%25201%2520movie%2520small.jpg&usg=__3VEYqgUEraHkYllaqk_e8H4b-pg=

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300270149.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

there to preserve disorder (kenan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ryan Reynolds, I like him. He is really funny in Blade 3.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha I had completely forgotten Dane Cook was in Waiting, completely. I hope he got the goat.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't even realize Ray Liotta was in this.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

How could he not be?

Needs more Dennis Farina though...

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

"So, Ben, we want you to turn up, provide plenty of exposition on the other characters, then a short scene being outacted by Jason Bateman, and five minutes later, you're wormfood. You don't like that? Fuck you, this is your biggest film this year."

I was actually expecting something of a caper movie, but it completely isn't, it's just wind them up and let them go.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I chuckled, I nodded.

Charlie Brown (kenan), Saturday, 27 January 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

How could anyone make such crap out of a premise as great as "everyone wants to kill Jeremy Piven?"

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 27 January 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

Watching it is like being smacked in the face for a hundred minutes with a raw sirloin steak.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 28 January 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

Funny, I was about to write that I would be excited about this one if I hadn't been burned by Very Bad Things, but before I did I clicked on the NY Times review, and there in the photo still is VBT director Peter Berg.

Eazy (Eazy), Sunday, 28 January 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

How could anyone make such crap out of a premise as great as "everyone wants to kill Jeremy Piven?"
-- nabisco

the successful execution of this premise would be due to the successful execution of jeremy piven.

roger goodell (gear), Sunday, 28 January 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

i have jeremy p!ven's phone number. anyone want to give him a call and congratulate him on being a douche?

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Sunday, 28 January 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

Is it a '312' number?

Eazy (Eazy), Sunday, 28 January 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

how'd you get it?

latebloomer: crapness 2 the Nth degree (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 January 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

body chocolate, doubleheaded dildo, 4 grams of coke

the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Sunday, 28 January 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone see The Piven's India special on cable? Ugh ugh ugh.

milo z (mlp), Sunday, 28 January 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)

a friend of mine (who is from CO but moved to LA about 4 years ago) dated him v. briefly a few years ago. i guess he humped her leg one night and has a tiny dick. she visited denver a few years ago and spilled the whole story to me, i think i begged her for his number so i could prank call him. now when im drunk a call to jeremy p!ven is usually involved.

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Sunday, 28 January 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

oh god, this movie

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

You saw it? Spill.

Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

Awful in every possible way. Worst Tarantino rip ever.

milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, it had such potential toooo!

spoilers!!!!!

what i wanted (and for a split second thought was going to happen) was after that big massacre when they go into the penthouse and israel is laying there on the floor, unconscious, i thought that israel was actually dead. it would have been the bleakest neo-noir to date! basically everyone dies over a misunderstanding... including the mob boss. if that happened, i would have given it four stars.

alas, that doesnt happen, but the ending wasnt too terrible i guess.

t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Clever way to use a
bad review.

Eazy (Eazy), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

wow that message board is a douchebag convention

roger goodell (gear), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

1) It was trashy, but OK (AO Scott remix OTM) - the MAKE IT ALL COME TOGETHER ending was a bit much (tho Andy Garcia introducing his Southern accent @ the last minute was cute).
2) If it ripped off QT (which is a stretch), it was True Romance what got ripped. Unless QT has a copyright on guns & wacko assassins & ultraviolence & post-Things to Do in Denver nonsense.
3) Piven was ham-great.
4) Bateman was great great (w/ bra!), but didn't get nearly enough screen time.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300270149.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

dig the proto-photoshop alpha channel stylings

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Joe, i have been reading these boards for a while now but have never posted, but I just wanted to say I loved Smokin Aces. I want to pursue a film career and for the life of me I cant understand why the critics did not rave about this film. The cast you assembled includes some of my favorite actors and even though when i seen the trailer I seen a few people ( Ben Affleck, Common, Alicia Keys) that I thougth the movie could do without, but after the movie was done they were some of my favorite characters. Anyways I just wanted to say great job

max (maxreax), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

A trailer to make you pray for the death of film.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm taking my brother to see this today, at his request -- he hasn't seen many movies from the 90s and basically missed the whole Tarantino-and-clones phenomenon until I got him copies of Pulp Fiction and Boondock Saints in 2005. So good or bad, I'm curious to see what his reaction's like.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

head spinning at the concept of Tarantino BEING cloned... uhhhh....

milo, confusing Wayne Newton with Tom Jones means you must go to yr room.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

Close your mouth there, binky, you startle too easily.

Yep, my brother dug it. I actually liked it more than I expected, but he said it was just what he was looking for, a popcorn matinee to see on his day off.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh no, boondock saints!

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Heavens!

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

i forgave a lot of sins committed by other films when i saw that one :-/

roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but my brother's from New Hampshire, not ILX. It was right up his alley.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...
RAPOSA OTM.

fies, Friday, 6 April 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Carnahan Surprised at 'Smokin' Aces' Sequel Request

Filmmaker Joe Carnahan is amazed his box-office flop Smokin' Aces became so successful as a rental DVD movie bosses now want to shoot a prequel. Crime drama Smokin' Aces slipped in and out of cinemas almost unnoticed upon its release last year - despite a cast including Ben Affleck and Andy Garcia - but became a hugely popular rental. However, although he will be involved with the film, Carnahan won't be directing the follow-up. He writes on his website: "Universal wants to move ahead with a direct-to-video prequel of Smokin' and asked me if I wanted to Godfather the thing and make sure we did a really cool story. "The DVD numbers Smokin' Aces has done are astounding and they want to strike while the iron is hot. Whatever reluctance I have is alleviated by the fact that we can really do this balls out, hardcore prequel and not be constrained by ratings or any other puritanical MPAA bulls**t. That I love. "I won't be directing. I will probably help break story - something lean and mean and nasty."

That one guy that quit, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

This movie has pretty much nothing to do with the 90's. If it's supposed to take place during that time, that information was not effectively communicated throughout the movie. I wanted it to end the entire time I was watching. Quite painful.

billstevejim, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

i just saw this

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 5 January 2009 05:57 (seventeen years ago)

I saw this at the Brew 'n' View. Better than Domino, that's for sure.

Eazy, Monday, 5 January 2009 06:39 (seventeen years ago)

couldn't get past the first 20 minutes

2009 (latebloomer), Monday, 5 January 2009 08:26 (seventeen years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Saw Joe Carnahan’s newest, Copshop, which bears similarities to Smokin’ Aces (lots of standoffs and action), but it was also a ton better.

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Thursday, 3 March 2022 05:14 (three years ago)


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