If you know for certain that the world is gonna end in 20 years from now, would you still want to have children?

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(i mean, if you want to have children to begin with)

phillos (emekars), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is up with ilx today?

g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, if we all get 20 years of good times, why not!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

good times bad times

vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

And then you can kill and eat the children while waiting for doom! Everyone wins!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Leave Doomie out of this!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Incidentally, and I wouldn't bother to raise them.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

My wife and I thought long and hard about the world and the future before we had our one child. What if she has to survive on long pig in 2030? Still, it's been worth it so far.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think we'll be so desperate by 2030 that we'll have to eat Richard Hawley for dinner.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

See: Cormac McCarthy's "The Road"; i.e. 'No.'

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, and I will name her Dylan.

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

i will name her Aunty Entity

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

just think though, that kid could be THE ONE

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

Dear George,


Here is a response from a certified "war skeptic."


FUCK YOU!


Go to Iraq, get out of the Green Zone, and see what life is like for people in Iraq and for the soldiers you've sent there. Stay a few days - no quick photo op and back home. Be sure you drink the water.
$ingapore's Friend


Then go to Walter Reed Army Hospital and visit the ortho ward. Not just a quick little photo op, but stay there for a week. You can do it. You stay in Crawford for a week or more and the government keeps going. So go to Walter Reed - or better yet, go to a burn unit at a military hospital.

Don't do the glad-handing politician bullshit. Go around and empty urine bags. Learn how to check I.V.'s. See if their pain meds are enough.

Hear the moans. See the disgusting sights. Smell the smell.


Then when you're done, go to a V.A. hospital and ask to visit a "back ward." No photo op, here either, prez. Spend another week. See the guys from Nam and Gulf War I and who knows where else their government sent them. No photos. No talking. Just listen. And tend to them. Turn them in their beds to keep them from getting bed sores. Check their feeding tubes. Empty their colostomy bags.


THEN come back and say this war is worth one more person's life or health or family.


Come back and tell us that if you can.


If you can't, get the hell out of here.


Mike Ferner
US Navy Hospital Corpsman 69-73

Note: Mike Ferner is a freelance writer and a former member of Toledo City Council. He served as a Navy Corpsman during Vietnam and is a member of Veterans For Peace. His book, Inside the Red Zone: A Veteran For Peace Reports from Iraq (Praeger), has just been published. You can keep up with the latest addition to America's burgeoning criminal population at www.mikeferner.org.

dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

All issues aside, Space Harrier is truly a classic, and deserves to go down in the halls of video game fame, even if the guy never really turned and got killed repeatedly by trees . . . there were some strange design elements that are worth mentioning, however . . for instance, no matter what, you are ALWAYS getting points . . that’s right, you get points just for flying forward, when there’s no enemies on screen . . that’s my type of game right there, cause it rewards being lazy and inactive . . booyah! . . secondly, the entire game really revolved around one strategy - make your harrier go in circles . . . as long as you were going in circles, changing the pattern only slightly when necessary, you would get FAR . . . the weird thing is, most harrier arcade games had a long stick, looking kinda like one of those expensive flight-sim sticks you see in magazines? Anyway . . suffice it to say, you felt kinda improper, standing in an arcade and moving this big stick in circular motions for long periods of time . . but hey, it’s all in a days work for the true harrier .

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

5 Minutes to Midnight
Overview
The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists’ Doomsday Clock conveys how close humanity is to catastrophic destruction--the figurative midnight--and monitors the means humankind could use to obliterate itself. First and foremost, these include nuclear weapons, but they also encompass climate-changing technologies and new developments in the life sciences and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm.

Nuclear

For four decades, the United States’ and the Soviet Union’s overt hostility coupled with their enormous nuclear arsenals defined the nuclear threat. The equation for nuclear holocaust was simple: Heightened tensions between the two jittery superpowers would lead to an all-out nuclear exchange. Today, the potential for an accidental or inadvertent nuclear exchange between the United States and Russia remains, with both countries anachronistically maintaining more than 1,000 warheads on high alert, ready to launch within tens of minutes. But a deliberate attack by Russia or the United States on the other is unthinkable.

Unfortunately, however, the possibility of a nuclear exchange between countries remains. In 1999 and again in 2001, India and Pakistan threatened each other with nuclear arms. And despite past successes in limiting the spread of nuclear weapons to countries around the world, nuclear proliferation seems to present a great danger today, with countries such as North Korea and Iran actively pursuing the capability to produce nuclear weapons. Nuclear terrorism also poses a new risk, as fissile materials remain unsecured in many parts of the world, making them more available to groups that seek destructive means.

Environmental

Fossil-fuel technologies such as coal-burning plants powered the industrial revolution, bringing unparalleled economic prosperity to many parts of the world. In the 1950s, however, scientists began measuring year-to-year changes in the carbon dioxide concentration in the atmosphere that they could relate to fossil fuel combustion, and they began to develop the implications for Earth’s temperature and for climate change.

Fifty years later, leading scientists agree that carbon-burning technologies continue to make Earth warmer at an unprecedented rate. They warn that the consequences could drastically alter both the planet and human life. Already, ice packs in Greenland are rapidly disappearing, which, in turn, threatens the existence of hundreds of species such as polar bears and the traditions of whole societies such as the Inuit. The future looks even bleaker, as scientists continue to observe cascading effects on Earth’s complex ecosystems.

Emerging Technologies

Advances in genetics and biology over the last five decades have inspired a host of new possibilities--both positive and troubling. With greater understanding of genetic material and of how physiological systems interact, biologists can fight disease better and improve overall human health. But this knowledge may also afford opportunities to program organisms to do our bidding for malign purposes by manipulating brain functions, compromising bioregulation, and even by altering our reproductive capabilities. Complicating matters further, more groups and more individuals possess these high-consequence technologies than in the past--and more and more people will acquire them in the future. The emergence of nanotechnology--manufacturing at the molecular or atomic level--presents similar concerns, especially if coupled with chemical and biological weapons, explosives, or missiles. Such combinations could result in highly destructive missiles the size of an insect and microscopic delivery systems for dangerous pathogens.

dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Someone needs to strategically position this thread next to the "I never had sex" thread for instant thread-connections roffles.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

it's gonna be more like 5 years, and no i don't

PAUL FUCKING ROBINSON (electricsound), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

Note: Mike Ferner is a freelance writer and a former member of Toledo City Council.

Shit, I remember Mike Ferner. I think my mum voted for him for TCC.

Three hundred inches from the children. (goodbra), Thursday, 18 January 2007 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/andimags/planeteers.gif

Gaia looks totally bummed in this photo (she's the big chick with the headband).

Andi Headphones (Andi Headphones), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)


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