ilx CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

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You follow the dimly-lit hallway to a dead end and turn around. The mysterious hooded man with runes on his cloak, appears in the hallway, blocking your retreat. He is holding a glowing wand over his head.

?You must choose either the door on the left or the door on the right,? he says, ?Or face my wrath.? Suddenly, two wooden doors appear on either side of you. Both of them are covered in carvings of symbols and strange creatures.

You hear sounds coming out of each door. From the door on the left, you hear growling and spitting and terrible bestial noises. From the door on the right you hear cooing and soft murmuring.

You:
Open the door on the left.
Open the door on the right.
Blow the enchanted bassoon and summon help to battle the hooded man.

Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://cyoastore.com/images/products/8/5773-15.gif

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

damn, I should've picked the angry kittens

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

HEN FAP

SKILL 6
STRENGTH 4
STAMINA 8

vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Here, take my +5 mace"

you win again, gravity! (tissp), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Do we get to name our own characters? Are we limited to the standard 4-character BUTT, DICK, CUNT, ASSS?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

The road to Count Haberdager's fortress is paved with all manner of creeps, bores and obnoxious jerk-offs. Fairly warned be thee says I.

vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

attacked by a brutal gang of pedantic britishes you get bored and go outside.

THE END

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

You know, this could really be done - hide all the threads in the NetArt board, laberyntine (not sure if I spelled that right, first time I've ever typed it!) links and good times ahoy!

baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

labrynthine?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Goddamn the pedantic Welsh, pro-rae, pro-rae

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

seventeen years pass...

You make your way to a smelly old moat, with a guard asleep on the other side of it. the castle is beyond this. Victory is within shouting distance and your heartrate almost triples in anticipation, sweat beading on your forehead. But you are without weapon and bleeding.

If you attempt to take the guard's weapon and kill him in his sleep, goto describe the most beautiful girl you know (or most beautiful boy)

If you wait to see if reinforcements will arrive and join you, goto I bet this guy posts on ilx!

smears for fears (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 October 2024 15:01 (one year ago)


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