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it's like being in classroom of preschoolers on mescaline or something. what the hell has got into everyone lately?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

Poppage, apparently.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRrlvv7CwWg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Kevin OTM.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Good job Kevin. God knows I tried with the Nuke IT thread

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJQcJBjObEc

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/babypandas.jpg

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

imo this youtube is the one that best represents ILX today, and is the one I've been looking for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyAWyh4HvjE

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

you tube = blocked at work so i'm taking your word for it ally.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

your work SUCKS

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, I think it's been more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ddqhmxt-Q

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

enjoy these times. enjoy them.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

FASTER MORE INTENSE

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

your work SUCKS

and in a "...the life out of me" kind of way too.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's kind of like that one too, but I think the sense of bewilderment in the other one is pretty OTM. Though the "WE'RE GONNA DIE" is pretty OTM too.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

ally, you are doing the lord's work

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I definitely am feeling the "buduhbuduhbuduhbuduh" part.

Also this one is speaking to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIICLDgZFNU

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha yeah kind of.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

DAN PERRY OTM I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THAT ONE.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

I have never had sex. > this thread

(barring the G.I. Joe cartoons, but I've already seen those so this thread hasn't exactly brought anything new to the table)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

yes but you are perpetually astounded by hyperbole.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

In all fairness, if everything goes as I am imagining the I have never had sex thread is about to melt brains.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

snap

xpost

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

But that is why I was agreeing with him. You people never understand what I'm saying.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

i've been gone all day. what's going on?

― attack all monsters (skowly), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck-wanting, Nick.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Nick?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

How do I shot inexplicable?

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.andrewcusack.com/stnick.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

polarhat != Nickalicious?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

I forget who is who these days.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

No! Ned!!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickled Boys

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Now drink I understand.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Nickalicious = "baron kickass von awesomehausen"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Oh right, that makes sense.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

skowly = gbx = Evan

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

"Oh we're Ned Raggett, Lord of the Internets, all of you little people look exactly alike to us! We cannot be expected to tell the difference between Noize Dudes!!!"
http://media.g4tv.com/images/imagedb2/394/39414_L.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

Well yeah!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

(in the background: Adam Beales)

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

ok Prince Dandy CylinderHead Ned giving birth kind of caps the day off appropriately.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/360963878_ba7e622efd_m.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

ok Prince Dandy CylinderHead Ned giving birth kind of caps the day off appropriately.

A remarkably accurate presentation.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

is that adam beals?

xp

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

some days i wish i was a preschooler on mescaline

― friday on the porch (lfam), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

Nice work, FB.

xpost. No.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

i thought that polarbear was gbx!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGA7MEPfO-4

― latebloomer needs to be less creepy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Interests include cleaning keyboards xxpost

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 50 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.
also hstencil, it is funny coming from you.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Let's talk about something else. FOr the past month, my tongue has been turning BLUE when I drink red wine. This is new. It seems to have coincided with the same time I started using a Sonic Care toothbrush. ANyone have any ideas on this? It's weird tho not hugely noticable.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, who other than tombot would notice had you not mentioned it?!?

http://www.loosetooth.com/Art/Gallery/ISF05/172blue_tongue.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

my skin turned green when i drank that snake whiskey.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

goforgrady, I only wish I were getting laid right now, but all is explained on the 'IHNHS' thread, and I have no real regrets. Plus, within the past five minutes, I received the following text:

'Hey, sorry I couldn't think of anything more urbane to say than you've had a haircut earlier..My only excuse is drunkeness..Hope you made it into kambar :) let's meet up for a drink sometime soon x'

Unfortunately, it comes from an unrecognized number and no name is supplied, so it could be any one of about two or three girls. I've replied, but should a meeting be arranged my counterpart's identity could well be a surprise!

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's not that kind of blue, more of a navy blue, in the back of my tongue. What do you think it's about? I do not use blue colored toothpaste, I use Arm & Hammer.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://importicos.com/images/bt_Merlot.jpg

Don't drink Smuttynose beer.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm only mentioning it because it's perplexing, and I just brushed my teeth and tongue and ergo noticed it yet again, another night and it's the same as it has been for a month. I don't eat blue things, either. Not as a rule or anything, but there's not much that is blue that can be eaten that is natural, and blueberries are out of season.

xpost oh I have never seen that one! I wonder if they carry it in the local across the street. I'll get it as a joke for my ILXish super bowl party.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

louis, what time is it there? i loose track of counting the timezones after asutralia or nyc.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

it could be any one of about two or three girls

it must be some haircut if three girls commented on it! and the kambar? is that a mountain in nepal?

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

Don't drink Smuttynose beer.

Its always about the nosefucking with you, isn't it Tep.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

=:0

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

That is the SECOND TIME that has come up today.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

That's not a yes.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, text her back and arrange a meetup! Ask for her full name so you can save her phone number (and so you'll know which girl it is).

Ally, the tongue thing is probably an after-effect of the grapes used to make the wine; are you drinking a different red wine from what you usually drink, or maybe a different vintage?

Tep, AWAY FROM MY NOSTRILS.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

at least it's not zombie blowjobs these days ...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

Now 4:30 a.m, so I got back in about 45 minutes ago. The Kambar is a bar, probably the best I've been to so far in Cambridge, with decent local (and occasionally national) DJs playing most nights.

More than just three have commented, incidentally; I've made a conscious effort to physically remake myself this term, and three days in I've received tons of compliments/astonished 'Is that YOU, Louis???'-style comments! Glasses replaced with contacts, hair cut from long into layered, mid-length and IMO pretty awesome, and a whole new set of clothes (my Xmas present from teh parents), of which leather jacket and authentic jeans were given a run-out this evening. Anyway, with new power must come new humility so I'll stop bragging now. All I can say is that there really will be no need for 'LOL VIRGINITY' threads in a very, very short while, if all goes to plan!

I'd already texted back expressing interest before reposting the original text here, Dan! I'm not one to look a gift horse in the noggin...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

Aw hell.

http://www.mypleasure.com/store/assets/product_images/0543.jpg

It was the fleshlight thread, it was this whole ... thing.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

its not to late to make the morning headlines, louis.

or a WDYLL.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

louis, whenever you get down about not getting any think of this -- i had never even heard of fleshlights (or at least that TERM) till today!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

It was the fleshlight thread, it was this whole ... thing.

IT WAS A FUCKING ABOMINATION (AND FOR ONCE I MEAN THAT LITERALLY)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

When a decent photo of Scourage Mk.II gets taken and put onto teh interweb, ILX will be the first to know.

Reading through 'P*****E', I'm convinced more and more that it's one of the finest threads in ILX history. As soon as 'Storefront Church' comes up with his immortal 'court you in the vagina' line it hits fifth gear and just keeps going...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not PITCHING them! I'm just saying! Nosefucking! That's where it was!

Ally has a blue tongue! That's so WEIRD.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

jags is that rly you in the track suit upthread, with indie glasses you could have a harem of myspace hoes right now

― A B C (sparklecock), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

I did know what a fleshlight was, btw, but I think the shame of getting caught with one would outweigh the pleasure of its use, so palm and five digits it remains.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

I got Tep into trouble ;_;

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

our friends at urban dictionary define "nose fuck":

1. nose fuck 13 up, 8 down

To repeatedly stick your nose into or around a womans vagina.
To penetrate your nose with your finger over and over until a gooey fluid emerges.

"...My tongue got sore so i nose fucked her instead"
"*Sniff Sniff* i need a nose fuck"

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2. nose fuck 5 up, 3 down

To stick your prostate up a womens nose repeatedly until you ejaculate out of her tear gland in her eye

"Snort snot.. AHhh me oho that is one harsh nose fuck!"

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

xppost AND OK NOW I WISH I HAD SAID NOZZINK.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that really is me. I'm pulling as comically austere a face as I can manage. That shellsuit belonged to my mum in the 1970's, and it's so heroically uncool that I just had to give it a go!

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

I got Tep into trouble ;_;

I just don't want to be the fleshlight guy! I was totally Statlering that one, someone else can play Kermit.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

To stick your prostate up a womens nose repeatedly until you ejaculate out of her tear gland in her eye

WAHT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

it's a completely impossible thing to do, don't think too hard about it. You'd have to disembowel yourself, if I understand anatomy correctly. Which wouldn't lead to too much ejaculating, tear glands or otherwise.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

what's more disturbing than that "definition" is the fact that it got 5 thumbs-up votes.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just... who thought of that? WHY would anyone think of that? "You know what would be funny would be if you fucked someone in the nose with an internal organ! HYUK HYUK HYUK I'm going to start an ILX thread!" (signed, Ned)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

"Cleopatra did ten thousand roman centurions for after dinner mints." Adam Ant
Song: Cleopatra
Album: Dirk Wears White Socks

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

It would be kind of funny, like that "accidentally fucked to death by a horse" thing, until you realized it wasn't a joke and that was true and someone was going to link to the video of it with no warning that it was actually a video of someone getting fucked by a horse with some dude haranging him in a very "Queens or Brooklyn 'ethnic' mother" fashion the whole time. Or whatever.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

In prose, that is awesome. The video would be startlingly less awesome.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

God I'm not helping with the "scary" thing am I.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, no

― indian rope trick (bean), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

its OK-, we're scary on this thread. its what its for.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

"Harry, whadda ya doin' with that horse? Why don't you get a job, you lazy bum??!? No, don't put that in there, you don't know where it's been! For Pete's sake, why can't you collect stamps like your little brother?"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh, that video won't ever be erased from my mind.

xpost that was exactly what it was like, except it was more like, "Oh, stop whining already, just do it properly, you're not letting the horse do it right, for god's sake you're acting like a child, just get on with it, what did I do wrong to have such a slow son" kind of thing.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

:-0

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

Why the hell is the first comeback in my mind something to do with the show "How I Met Your Mother?" I've never even seen it.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

i had never seen that horse video

uh


wtf

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:10 (eighteen years ago)

It's a bad idea to look up that video on my work computer, right?

Or to just plain look it up, upon further reflection.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

It was linked on a thread here!! I didn't go searching for it, I swear. I clicked a link like the moron that I am and there you have it. Last time I clicked a link that wasn't clearly youtube or myspace or something very known quantity on here, I'll have you all know.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

For god's sake are you still at work?!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

No, I took my laptop home. I can delete the search history and temp files but it still seems like a bad idea for reasons due to sleep-induced paranoia.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)

OMG it had someone egging him on - HIS MOTHER? WTF WTF WTF ERASE BRAIN.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)


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