I Have Had Sex,

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At Least I Think I Have.

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

The Memory's Kinda Hazy, Tho.

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

it's kind of overrated

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Must Be, Or I'd Remember It Better, Right?

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Then Again, Maybe It Wasn't Sex That I Had.
And Kids Are Really Brought To Their Parents By Cranes, Air Borne In Teh Beaks.

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Sex is cool and all, but I can't muster up the enthusiasm to pursue it actively.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

No. Me Grandma Never Did Say Anything 'Bout Persuing It Actively Either. What She Did Talk 'Bout Was The Kids-And-Cranes, However.

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is cool and all, but I can't muster up the enthusiasm to pursue it actively.

Fixed.

― g00blar (gooblar), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Something feels so right about the tense of this thread title.

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I've not had sex.

For about a week and a couple of days.

Because my girlfriend has an essay to write.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

But Orgones increase creativity!

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

Something feels so right about the tense of this thread title

Mm, I Don't Recall It (Whatever "It" May've Been, &Etc.) As Being Particularly "Tense". Mm, Not Really.

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

"My memory's slim - so volatile
but I'm learning.
Plug yourself in. Stay for awhile.
Un-discerning"

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

i had sex once in 1998

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I did not have sex any times in 1998.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

Sicky, has your girlfriend not heard of procrastination?

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, which is why it's been about 9 days and not five!!!!!

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

1998...I think I probably had sex five or six times that year.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ahhh 1998 - the celebrated year of my defloweration.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

Mine too!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

I had a very happy ongoing pull for the first half of 1998 but I don't think I did it at all for the rest of the year.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

I was deflowered in very early 99.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

I was a complete slut in 1998.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

I feel so young. I was in middle school in '98. And I wasn't a complete slut.

― clotpoll (Clotpoll), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

1998 was a sexy year

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

*was*

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

you are young, clotpoll

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

In 1998 I won/spawned. Mookie OTM.

― a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I thought this thread was the sequel to I Have Had All The Mountain Dews.

― a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

In 1998, I had a wank in all the Mountain Dews.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ho-Ho. You Lustfulsome Whippersnappers. You.

Well I Must Say That 1998 Was Not, Wot Ol' Horny Frank Would've Called, A Very Good Year. No.

― tiit (tiit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

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