OK, seriously - they're making a Young Hannibal Lecter movie?

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I just stumbled upon a commercial for this...it looks TERRIBLE.

Leave the character alone. Just LEAVE HIM ALONE.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

The Young Hannibal Lecter Chronicles

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

Well, in all fairness, the horrible-looking movie is based on the recently-released Thomas Harris book (the reviews of which have been amazingly horrendous)!

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

the eating peoples faces diaries

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

very suspicious of both the movie and the book

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Does he get to go and eat young Sherlock Holmes?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Young Watson was beefier.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe a two'fer then?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/indy1.gif

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Dude's going to have some serious weight issues.

Plus he's too young to drink Chianti, we assume.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

This looks BAD.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen Red Dragon, I'm presuming that's pretty bad too.

― chap (chap), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

You know I actually liked Hannibal (the movie). Giancarlo Giannini is great.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

liotta eating his brains=KLASSICK

― feed latebloomer to the Sharkicons (latebloomer), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UstzvUZwzJ4

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen Red Dragon, I'm presuming that's pretty bad too.

It's AWFUL. There's a whole bunch of extra DO YOU SEE???? psychological bits thrown in that were never in the original film, or in the book. It's so rubbish.

I can't see how this film could be anything but awful, unless it becomes a Billy Elliott-style musical.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Cannibal: the Musical 2: Hannibal: the Musical

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

"...if you've ever hungered to know what a really sharp samurai katana will do to a really fat guy, it's a must-see."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

They should use that in the commercial instead of that "SCARIEST SINCE SILENCE" pullquote from BillyWitchDoctor Dot Com.

Red Dragon wasn't bad, but that's mostly because the cast is great. It probably is a bit DO YOU SEE, but what isn't?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

'manhunter'

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

True - Michael Mann AND Brian Cox AND Gus Grissom = YEAAAAAAAAAAH

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Li'l Hannibal Saturday morning cartoon please.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

I complained about the sequels in a year-end once, how they'd devolved into camp. (I know, "Put the lotion in the basket"--that was always there to a degree. But I still think Silence is pretty intense.) The prequel goes in the opposite direction, and wow, is it every dreary.

― clemenza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

Well there's a TV series coming that is set before Red Dragon so maybe that'll be good. ahem.

― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Sunday, 15 July 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

literally the only thing i remember from red dragon is when someone (i guess edward norton?) says to hannibal "we don't have much time!" and hannibal says "i do. i have oodles." as camp that was probably worth the evening.

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 15 July 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

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