oh my! Tomorrow I am going to be a teacher! (Substitute) Oh My!

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I got an early morning call from a principal, but I wasn't ready to go in today...and I just got a call from the school that is right down the street (elementary) for three days work. yay! I think!

What should I wear?! Not really, I have some old lady clothes.
What should I do? What should I say? I have not been in a public school building since I was 11 years old.
I should parse that sentence.

Are they going to throw spitballs at me? Am I going to be the substitute that is mean? or can I break down barriers and have fun with the little tykes?

I don't feel like I am mature enough to do this.

aimurchie (aimurchie), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

hopefully the teacher has left some good lesson plans for you. You might try to think over some activies tonight if not. (although, elementary surely she has. you have them all day.) They might be buttheads, you never know. Elem. tend to be sweet though (4th and under). Plan to be hard, at least in the beginning. You must establish boundaries.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Be brave. They can smell fear.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Blimey... you're not qualified for this? All of a sudden I like the Scottish education system. All supply teachers are registered. And you have to be qualified before you can be registered, so things like this don't happen... Be confident. Be overly confident, expect the best behaviour and let them know that you do.

That aside, concentrate on their learning what's been set out.

Andrew Munro (andyboyo), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

did she say she wasn't qualified? Aim, are you in the US?

Here it's hard enough to get full-time teachers so requiring subs to be ceritified would guarantee no subs. In TX at least you must have at least 60 hours of college to sub. A degree gets you paid more, teacher certification gets you paid the most.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

she didn't say she wasn't qualified, she said this is either her first time or similar.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, I read into that a bit too much - assuming that if she hadn't had any practice (since she's not been in a school since she was 11) she wouldn't be qualified. Educate me - how does the system work over there?

Duly chastened. (andyboyo), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

It depends on the school system, it's not really a national thing, each county or state would have its own qualifications so it's hard to say what the exacting standard would be in aimurchie's situation. It just seems it is the first time she's gone ahead and done substitution.

Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

good luck!!

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Be brave. They can smell fear.

To go along with this, do not get flustered, appear flustered, or show any anger. If they try anything, do not overreact.
(Though my experiences with supply teaching was mostly at the high school level.)

...have fun with the little tykes

Do not make this a goal, at least on your initial placements.

Have you no experience at all in a classroom? Here in Ontario, supply teachers have all had gone to teacher's college, with a minimum of 9 weeks in the classroom.

What grade is it?

peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Like I said above that is not really the norm in the US. Our public schools are notorious for their inability to provide teaching talent so such strict standards are simply not possible.

And Andy's use of the word "qualified" I would assume analogous with our "certified". To be certified as a teacher only requires a bachelor's degree with a handful of pedagogy classes thrown in, a minimal amount of in class training and a couple of tests. One could very easily be legally certified but hardly more qualified than any first-time sub.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

All of a sudden I like the Scottish education system. All supply teachers are registered.

Only in Scotland though - in England & Wales you can be completely unqualified and still do supply (though you do need a CRB check).

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

In the UK you have to do a one year postgrad course which includes classroom practice, then a probationary year before you can become qualified.

Good luck, though. The most important thing anyone has said here is to set boundaries early and firmly.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

yes the thread has gotten off track.

aim, one of the best pieces of advice I had when I was subbing is don't call for/send kids to the principal. A principal will always invite you back if you don't bother him/her with discpline issues. obv if there is imminent threat involved, do what's neccesary. Otherwise turn to nearby teachers for help. (definitely introduce yourself to neighboring teachers early in the day, they can be a huge help.)

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Do not question yourself in front of them, do not allow your errors to become to obvious. Do not apologize if you make a minor mistake. Do not allow yourself to be lured into arguments or discussions. At least at first.

Expect that the full-time and regular faculty will be somewhat distant, though some of them may be friendly. Discipline issues should be dealt with quickly and obviously. If you try to be exceptionally fair-minded, if you try to allow each little incident a 'trial' you'll get so bogged down in disciplinary minutae that you'll go nuts and the kids will get out of control.

There'll be a lot of 'this isn't how we do this...' stuff at first, and you need to get past that by seizing the reins of the class firmly.

indian rope trick (bean), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

SHOW A MOVIE

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

It is quite possible that the reg. teacher has left a movie for you to show. Although most principals discourage movie-showing these days.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

too obvious, that is.

The first day I ever subbed was a disaster. I'd taught elementary writing classes in a rural town prior to going into the substitution game. Decently well. But the school I got called into was an urban wasteland of a thing; and the kids were (prior to my arrival) out of control. I spent the entire day writing names on the board, yelling, trying to get kids to take their seats. I couldn't, honestly, get them to sit down! One of the little boys (this was a 3rd grade) actually ran away from the room on two separate occasions. The kids had under my attention a fist-fight and a few crying incidents, and I chalked every single thing to my own inability to control the room. It was partly true, and I still feel sooooo responsible. My errors were manifold.

Primarily, I'd tried to be 'nice', and understanding. Every time there was a complaint, an incident, or an act-out I'd freeze the rest of the class to deal with it. I'd give the culprit or complainer the exact attention s/he'd asked for, and the undivided attention that I didn't give the kids with good behavior. My goal was being 'fair' and not being effective, and that was fatal.

Additionally, the room I was subbing in was right next to the office. The kids were wildly loud, and so the school secretary would constantly yell through the wall at them. A goal of mine became quieting down the noise 'ssh, everybody lower your voice' rather than addressing the root cause of the yabber with something like: 'stop it, Iago' or 'Alyssa, take that pen out of your partner's ear.' I didn't realize how helpful specificity can be to little guys, and how worthless telling 'everybody' to do something can be.

I also had (first day subbing) an epileptic in my room. Nobody thought to tell me. Not even him. Further, he was the total class clown. So when, partway through the day, he flipped onto the ground I didn't know better than to yell 'as third graders we can stay in our chairs and not roll around.' I didn't know I was being totally offensive. And when I found out, I publicly apologized to him and spent the rest of the day trying to make it up. Not good.

Finally, I got cold-frozen in the staff lounge. I was a mid-year replacement building sub, and I was replacing a really popular woman on maternity leave. See, there are a lot of great, committed, and gifted teachers out there. I work with many, now. But there are also some adult-children who settled back into a juvenile educational system so they could finally boss around and control a classroom. Because their level of maturation topped out sometime around grade X. I took a long time to learn that they weren't singling me out to be cold to: they were just weird and not very nice.

indian rope trick (bean), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

my most funny/interesting sub stories:

high school science: one girl has a pet rat in her backpack, three boys climb out of the second-story classroom window and disappear.

middle-school computer science: all of the little balls have been stolen out of the mice so we can't actually use the computers. I spend most periods holding the door closed so kids outside roaming the halls can't come in to disturb us. Students shoot dice in the corner of the room.

elementary school: Only did one day in elementary ever so forgot to do things like pick them up from gym, etc. When I announced "You guys can go to lunch now." One girl, with tears in her eyes, said "Aren't you going to take us?" oh, sorry. bad: two boys who pretended to hump me from behind when I was bending over a desk. good: little girl drawing me a picture and asking if I would be their teacher forever.

While I was a full-time teacher, a sub next door came and grabbed me b/c she caught a couple of students selling pot. I had to march them and their fat baggie down to the police office and one ran off on the way. meh.

haha, you will be fine though Aim. Most of the year I spent subbing was pretty low-key and enjoyable. You get to experience different classes, different kids and, much like babysitting, you get to give the kids back when you're done! phew.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

in a couple days
my wife will be certified
and will start subbing

we are stocking up
on wine and ibuprofen,
heroin and cake

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

yellow highlighters
pepto-bismol and coffee
are advocated

indian rope trick (bean), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

i taught junior high,
my regimen was grapefruit,
coffee, de la soul

Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

If one kid acts up, make an example out of him. Nobody fucks with the teacher who knows how to waterboard.

milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh, the memories of being a sub. my first day doing this back in the late 80s was subbing at a high school in the South Bronx!!! Fresh Meat I was, but actually the kids were cool, fairly disinterested but not hostile or any trouble at all. I thought the li'l kiddies, 2-4th grade were much harder. weirdest moment was going back to the school where i went to kindergarten, good ol' PS 98. hadn't stepped in the building for 16 years, but remembered so much about it. anyway, best of luck to you, my subbing in the NYC system was fairly short lived, maybe 20 days total, and i was not certified. it was a post-collegiate lark, i was stumped about what i wanted to do, so i gave teaching a half-hearted shot. of course, if a principal had taken an interest in me and encouraged me, maybe i would still be teaching today (but it was probably all for the best, i don't think teaching was for me)

timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

in 8th grade i told this one young substitute that her sweater was not real angora and she claimed that it was and the rest of the class piggybacked and was like "yeah right, bitch!" and she cried and cried and cried.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

i subbed for a year and it was fine once i got used to it. i would follow lesson plans if the teacher had left them, otherwise i would be the 'fun teacher'. so for an art class, i had them design comic books with themselves as superheroes. for an english class, we made 'get well soon, real teacher' cards. for a music class, i had them teach me how to play the violin. i got a lot of requests because i was happy to teach any age, any class.

basically, act cool, don't yell unless you have to. i agree that sending kids to the office is something to avoid .i did it once, when a kid repeatedly threatened to kill himself-- i figured i had to take that seriously, so did it as a precaution rather than punishment. try to get the kids to explain what they've been doing to you (this is reviewing, nothing wrong with that!), and have fun with it.

don't worry about being too young, i was about 20 when i subbed and some kids i was teaching were 18 and 19. those classes i did enjoy subtly knocking the confidence of the bratty popular kids and bigging up the unpopular indie/goth kids.

colette (a2lette), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)


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