Even though I am 50 years old and have two grown children, my past is lost in a drug-induced fog and I think I might be a virgin.

Ah, so you're born again.

is either of your children a messiah?

Can you park my Beth?

there's this guy, he can hook you up with some poppage

How did I know this was a Beth thread? ;)

VIRGINITY RESTORATION-WHO & WHY
There are quite a few different reasons why a woman might want to become a virgin again:

She may be marrying a man who expects her to be a virgin. In some cultures, this is an absolute requirement. Sometimes it must be documented by bringing home, and displaying, a bed sheet with blood from the honeymoon. In some countries, if her husband or his family simply doubt her virginity, they can KILL her and not break any law. Amazing! Horrifying! Sadly, it's true.

Perhaps she is making a new life for herself, and wants to put the past behind her. Maybe she was promiscuous or a prostitute.

If she is trying to resolve an early trauma like rape or incest, she might want to erase the physical signs of that.

A woman entering a religious order that values chastity may want to prepare herself.

Various aspects of virginity restoration are discussed. Some women may want to refer to all the sections. Other women will want less information.

I anticipate some feedback complaining that I am helping women deceive men. Let me address this directly.

From the beginning of time, men have deceived women.

In my practice, I see the results, often tragic, of the deceptions of men:
"You don't have to worry about getting pregnant. I'm sterile."
"Try this drug. It's safe. You'll like it."
"Relax. If you get pregnant, I'll marry you."
"I haven't had sex with anyone but you, so you don't have to worry about STD's."
"I can stop drinking anytime I want to."
"I'm not married." or "I'm separated from my wife." or "I'm in the process of a divorce."
"I know it will be your first time to have sex, but I love you. I'll never leave you."

From my experience of listening to tens of thousands of women, I believe that some men deceive women, usually for selfish reasons. If a women wants to mislead a man, that's her choice. I can't judge her. The end justifies the means, or it doesn't.
If a woman wants to become a virgin again, I will do what I can to assist her.

Hey, Beth, are you getting mail from AARP yet? I am.

It's the SPECIFICS that are important. Children, for instance. I like to call them "reminders".

Why not "object lessons"?

Why not stones? Beautiful stones!

Wow, that seemed really funny when I thought of it, and now I think it's the cruellest thing I've ever typed. I apologize, Aim.

Drug-induced fog? I was looking at some videoclips my dad had made. It was some wedding party. I saw a lot of Bob Marley wannabe Japanese guys. I was very tempted to say: "Heck, must be fun to lurk on the bong and let your hair grow that long!" But I know he would deny that they were stoners. Cognitive dissonance ahoy.

Anyhow, I love Beth!

It's all good, I think, austin.

The only topic I should be weighing in on, on this multi-topic thread, is the drug induced fog.

A thousand pound reward who can find my lost virginity! I miss it so!

so... you want to know if you're normal?