The Undescribable Feeling of Love Has Washed Over Me and Now I Will Tend To You

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This is the exact Situation that i imagine when i get into any kind of relationship,how fast would it take for someone to run screaming in the other direction when the bandages are taken off.
http://www.komotv.com/news/national/5372391.html

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Jim and Nell Hamm, who will celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary next month=Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, 'I've got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in the eye,"' she said. "So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn't want to go in as easy as I thought it would."

When the pen bent and became useless, Nell Hamm went back to using the log.

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

50 yrs of marriage=Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, 'I've got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in the eye,"' she said. "So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn't want to go in as easy as I thought it would."

When the pen bent and became useless, Nell Hamm went back to using the log.

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

That's touching! Martin Scorsese should adapt this as a film (complete with pen eye-stabbing scene).

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

i'd kill a mountain lion for maria! two of them!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

I would jab anything or anyone in the eye for skot.
XPOST!!

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

plus, everyone knows how sexy mountain lion scars are.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

whoah, weird.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

totally awesome story

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

okay, nobody thought it was weird that maria and i wrote pretty much the same thing at the exact same time from seperate rooms?

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

WE JUST KEEP HOPING THAT WE WILL SOMEDAY BE ABLE TO KILL FOR EACH OTHER!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

It's the Viking in both your souls.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

it was pretty damn sweet

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Or the Klingon.

― Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

IF WE KNEW YOU ACTUALLY DID LET'S SAY YOU POSTED FROM THE ANTARCTIC AND SHE FROM MARS AND THE ERM BILATERAL INTERNET WAS DOWN THEN YEAH WE WOULD SCOTT!

(under breath: aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww! :DDDD hugs to you both)

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

People Who Can Only Relate Through Web based Interaction(And Therefore Develop Assimilatory Behavior)SHOCKER!!>>News at 11

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't have understood that if you said it to me directly.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I text people from axcross the room.

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

He had to have his lips stitched back together

OMG

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Have you seen my website?
http://www.phyplt.ipfw.edu/GROUNDS/NativeTReesOfIndianaRiverWalk/images/Spiderweb.JPG

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Guilford football players charged with ethnic intimidation

01/26/2007 8:49 AM - The parents of three Guilford College football players charged with ethnic intimidation defended their sons Friday, nearly a week after an on-campus fight between the players and three Palestinian students.

GREENSBORO, N.C. -- The parents of three Guilford College football players charged with ethnic intimidation defended their sons Friday, nearly a week after an on-campus fight between the players and three Palestinian students. The parents of Michael Bates, Michael Robert Six and Christopher Barnette issued a statement, asking the public to withhold judgment until an investigation was completed. The statement said Six was attacked with a belt by one of the accusers but didn't offer further details. "Under our system of government, our sons are presumed innocent of these charges and we hope that the community and the media will let the system run its course in determining their innocence or guilt," the statement said. Five players face charges of assault and ethnic intimidation in connection with a fight Saturday. The charges do not reflect results of a police investigation. The charges were approved by a magistrate judge after a complaint was filed by the accusers -- Guilford College students Faris Khader and Osama Sabbah and North Carolina State student Omar Awartani, who was visiting Greensboro from Raleigh. The Palestinian men said they were taunted with racial slurs and called "terrorists" as they were beaten and kicked, according to court documents. Lawyer Seth Cohen said his clients didn't do anything wrong and didn't provoke the attack. "They were minding their own business," Cohen said. The FBI is investigating to determine whether a hate crime was committed, FBI spokesman Tim Stutheit said. Bates, Six and Barnette were arrested Monday on misdemeanor charges. Two other players, Jonathan Underwood and Jazz Favors, were charged Thursday. Underwood also faces one count of communicating threats. Guilford football coach Kevin Kiesel asked that students and faculty refrain from premature judgments. "I

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

axcross the room is a soothing term

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, Skot and Maria -- you guys fxcking rule.

― Je4nn3 Fuhfuh (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

dude totally took my new stage name..."The charges against Jonathan Underwood and Jazz Favors were approved by a magistrate judge after the accusers filed a complaint, the News & Record of Greensboro reported Thursday."

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

Jazz Favors

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

I call skot Jazz Hands sometimes.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Guilford College is a Quaker school. SO MUCH FOR BEING PEACEFUL.

― jennyjennyjenny (pullapartgirl), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

love crime

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

So that woman who fought off the mountain lion came away without a scratch. What a bad ass lady! I want to meet her.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Saturday, 27 January 2007 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

i want to @#%$ her

― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Saturday, 27 January 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

So they're celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary next month, and she's 65? Nice.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 27 January 2007 08:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Bunnybrain- that is a classic example of journalism gone awry! But, y'know, the writer had to adhere to certain things. So, Mr. Six being one of the 5 ends up being a very fraught decision for the writer!
(or not. I didn't really figure out the story.)
But all the journalism rules apply!
it is hilarious!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

No, wait, it's actually sort of clear. I'm wrong. The Six, one, 5 is still very silly.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

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