old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

see also: catherine deneuve, any number of '30s hollywood lesbos, harrison ford seconded

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THIS GUY:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/11404534_394b01f61a_m.jpg

I have a friend who has a thing for Dirk Bogarde, but that attraction is lost on me totally.

now where's this god damn time machine?

Diana Rigg c. 1965

Oh! And Tristan Rogers (actually, he's still pretty awesome for a guy who is most famous for being on a soap opera).

RRROWR.

(uhhhh... xpost)

http://xoomer.alice.it/louisebrooks/files/stanwyck.jpg

Suzanne Pleshette in the Birds is 100% awooooooooga

No, you fool. She is an undesirable schoolmarm. A spinster, no doubt! And her hair is brown, you see

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i'm asexual, but goddamn look at this twink

love is the drug

(g)

https://adorabletimes.substack.com/p/adorable-story-89-marta-marzotto

Watching some old Newhart tv clips reminded me that Mary Frann was pretty hawt.

Eno must have been one of those guys who started balding as a teenager.

Misread that as started balling as a teenager.

Both probably true.

I remember an aside in a book or article where someone expressed amazement at how much mid '70s Eno loved threesomes. Maybe it was Please Kill Me?

Here come the warm... ew

He features in Robyn Hitchcock's "1967" (public) school memoir

https://adorabletimes.substack.com/p/adorable-story-89-marta-marzotto

― Dan Worsley, Monday, December 2, 2024 12:58 PM

I'd go back in time and have sex with that stereo.

Eno must have been one of those guys who started balding as a teenager.

― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland)

yeah for real, boy few things are rougher than being a balding femboy at the age of, like, 24

too bad finasteride wasn't around in '72

I remember an aside in a book or article where someone expressed amazement at how much mid '70s Eno loved threesomes. Maybe it was Please Kill Me?

― papal hotwife (milo z)

lol, only reason i'd make an exception for eno is cuz he was such a kinky bitch

fripp has to stay home, though, i don't care how kinky he is or how good his fingers are

MASTER THE ROBERT FRIPP CROSS PICKING TECHNIQUE

League of crusty guitarists

Here come the warm... ew

well...
Chrissie Hynde interviewing Eno - http://music.hyperreal.org/artists/brian_eno/interviews/nmetxt.html

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT 'burning shame' is by the way? It's a pornographic term for a deviation involving candles.

"Ouch!"

"Very popular in Japanese pornography. They're always using lit candles because Japanese pornography is very sadistic, partly because of the Japanese view of women, which is a mixture of resentment and pure animal lust.

"In the traditional view, a woman is still expected to be at the beck and call of her husband, so that manifests itself in that kind of pornography. Of which I have a few examples, of course.

"Mexican pornography is an interesting island of thought because they seem to be heavily into excretory functions. The traditional American view is that anything issued from the body is dirty. It's incredibly puritanical and it resents bodily fluids, so if one is trying to debase a woman, you cover them with that and hence you get the fabulous term 'Golden Showers' - the term for pissing on someone, which some well- known rock musicians are said to be very involved in . .

"Here come the warm jets?"

"That's certainly a reference."

I seem to remember a Bangs interview with Eno where he went on about his favourite races to fuck, in a way that definitely hasn't aged well (and was probably fairly repellent at the time)

Martha Vickers and Dorothy Malone in “The Big Sleep”. That is all.

yes that is the all time baseline reference imo

Bacall wasn’t half bad either.

But she is so busted and ugly and undesirable when she has her glasses on :((((((((((((

Request to film fans who have seen everything: are there any particularly good films with Meg Tilly, Kathleen Beller, Sondra Locke, Joanne Whalley or Olivia Hussey in them?

Meg Tilly: beyond her looks has something really impressive I can't explain. I think her break from acting was on her own terms but I just wonder what could have been. I've seen Masquerade (romantic thriller with a nice dreamy atmosphere), One Dark Night, Antibirth and Body Snatchers (not a huge role but she's intense).

Kathleen Beller: only found out about her a couple of years ago. I seen Sword & The Sorcerer recently. I know she's in dynasty but I'm reluctant. She's in The Godfather but I think it's a small role. She married Thomas Dolby!

Sondra Locke: don't think I've seen a full film with her.

Joanne Whalley: I've seen Willow and Scandal.

Olivia Hussey: I love Black Christmas

I seen Sean Baker say he wanted to get Laura Gemser acting again, I wish him luck.

joanne whalley you have the doors movie, right?

ignore that

edge of darkness tho!

Meg Tilly is quite fetching in The Big Chill.

I just watched Meg Tilly in the TV film In the Best Interest of the Child (1990) and thought she was the best I've ever seen her. The film is rough stuff though, it concerns child sexual abuse and has a strange unsatisfying conclusion. She nails it though. Also good in Psycho II and The Big Chill.

Kathleen Beller is super annoying on Dynasty and I believe her character Kirby is one of the most despised among fans. Maybe try Are You in House Alone? (1978) if you can stomach the subject matter.

The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter with a young Sondra Locke is essential viewing imho.

Very affecting movie with a young Alan Arkin who looks very nice.

MASTER THE ROBERT FRIPP CROSS PICKING TECHNIQUE

― Halfway there but for you

just to be clear fripp was, like eno, very openly slutty. the man got mad amounts of pussy and while he doesn't brag about it, he's in no way reticent about saying so.

MAKE AN ALBUM TITLE MORE REALISTIC

Pussyfooting

On the Sword & The Sorcerer bonus features Kathleen Beller said she wasn't much attached to most of the films she'd done, in that particular film she seemed happiest about being wrapped in a massive snake because she loves snakes. Annoyingly the interview had a webcam AI filter on it, so everything looked sort of wrong, I've seen this on a few webcam interviews, is this a default setting because I can't imagine they're doing this deliberately.
I watched some clips from Dynasty, doubt I could watch that for long.

re Sondra Locke, forgive me if this is too obvious but The Outlaw Josey Wales was kind of a breakout role for her and many consider that a great western (I have reservations).

Meg Tilly in Girl In A Swing was memorable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_in_a_Swing_(1988_film)

That sounds great (Richard Adams book too) but might need to pester Radiance for a director's cut, she talks about that on her youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FC06VNVATU

A couple of years ago I saw Lawrence of Arabia at the cinema, and it struck me that romantic tension between Lawrence and Sherif Ali was hilarious, because it was so blatant.

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Omar Sharif's character wasn't a real person - he was a composite - so I remember wondering if the film was trying to suggest that Lawrence was in love with the idea of Arabia, or in love with the desert, or in love with something he couldn't ever have, or whatever. Rather than literally being in love with Omar Sharif. Or if the film was trying to portray Lawrence as a self-mythologiser using theatrical shorthand of the 1960s. But the romantic tension is palpable and I remember wishing I could travel back in time and give them permission to kiss.

And perhaps they did, who knows. I haven't read the book on which the film is based. It's a fascinating film that has aged in an interesting way.

Well, the book the film is based on was Lawrence's own telling, and he wasn't exactly an unbiased source.

Biographers have noted that his relationships with boy servants may not have been strictly professional. He was said to have some sexual tension with Prince Feisal (played by Alec Guiness).

The movie lingers on the episode with Turkish officer, who probably raped him, and the suggestion is that the assault pushes his already-tightly-wound psyche into darker places.

All that said, O'Toole and Sharif were both pretty easy to look at, and wanting them to kiss is understandable.

Tales of them on set, however, are mostly about how they were annoyed at the lack of women cast members, and the production company had women flown in regularly to service the stars.

I would like to travel back in time and play records with Claudia Cardinale.

https://i.postimg.cc/kGyrpLdg/claudia.jpg

Anything Claudia wanted to do would be OK with me.

Can anyone ID her records?

https://i.discogs.com/sIvWt6lRfAzzjSoQ5j_6tRekrArj2QJS1QOzdFd1Z8U/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:600/w:596/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTQ4MTEy/NDgtMTQxNjg0MzQx/Mi04MzI0LmpwZWc.jpeg

Paul Anka

As seen in better view here

Juliette Gréco on the wall?

old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with

...

Paul Anka

https://i.discogs.com/fScCBHoz2MyXuAzu1Rh0c9-LULjzn0sKQnjr2McaSGQ/rs:fit/g:sm/q:90/h:597/w:600/czM6Ly9kaXNjb2dz/LWRhdGFiYXNlLWlt/YWdlcy9SLTEwNDA1/OTc5LTE0OTY3ODky/MzAtNTk4My5qcGVn.jpeg

Various – Cocktail di Successi N. 8

Great work! What is your technique?

I guessed she's listening to Italian pressings — confirmed by the Anka record in the photo — which seriously narrowed down a search through pop lps of 1958 (same year as the Anka) on discogs.

Only in the past few years did I learn that it was CC inside Blonde on Blonde.

https://i.postimg.cc/g2wrft9j/claudia-2.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/spSYaqn.jpeg

Yes to Claudia Cardinale. Sicuramente.

Prunella Scales, RIP

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