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Get paid for what you're doing now! Well, sorta.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

So, if we mention New Media Strategies on this thread, chances are that these professional surfers from New Media Strategies will find it because they look around on the net for mentions of New Media Strategies and other companies that hire New Media Strategies?

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

There are way too many things on the internet that contain "online" and "anal" already.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Basically they browse technorati for 5 minutes a day??

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Shhh! Their boss isn't supposed to know that! For the rest of the day they pretend to be surfing while they secretly do database maintenance and stuff.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

for the love of christ, do not be an online analyst

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Says TV's The Wankette

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i wondered why the 'blood diamonds' thing started
now i know

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

I do this a bit for work.

Basically they browse technorati for 5 minutes a day??

Google Blogsearch as it happens.

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Google blogsearch doesn't index posts for up to 10 hours after a xml rpc ping

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Curran, another brand manager who trolls the Web on behalf of television clients, corrects errors published in blogs.

i think "trawls" would have worked better. those double meanings will get you.

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS PAYING YOU JAYMC??

― plan b: videodrome (fauxhemian), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

This guy is a little bit too combative with the spin:

http://www.brianoberkirch.com/?p=841
http://wizardishungry.com/blog/archive/six_aparts_support_for_openid_is_a_one-way_street_trife_bitches_still_love_money

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:56 (eighteen years ago)

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