WHY DOESNT ANYONE GO TO EDMONTON

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esp. you ned .

anthony, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

because it's too fucking cold!

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well you coyuld go in the summer. its really quite nice.

anthony, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been to Edmonton. At the time it had the WORLD'S BIGGEST SHOPPING MALL inclusive of a submarine, a fake night sky, a fake beach w/ added "surf", & shops yo.

AP, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it has much much more ,

anthony, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

People competing in/watching the Commonwealth Games do, they've hosted it at least twice. When I heard that the Commonwealth Games was in Edmonton in 1978 (I was seven years old at the time) I got really excited because I assumed it was happening locally, as I was born and raised in Edmonton, London.

Visitors from the UK tend to go to Vancouver and the Rockies most, followed by the Great Lakes cities next, the maritimes last and the interior of Canada between Lake Superior and the Rockies not at all. In fact, prior to visiting Canada in June 2000, when I told friends that I was going they always asked "What to the Rockies?" or "to British Columbia?" and was quite surprised to hear that I was visiting Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal. I think from a British perspective, it is a mixture of ignorance on the part of individuals and prejudice on the part of travel companies which ensures that no- one from the UK sets foot in Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba unless they have frineds or relatives there or go there on business.

MarkH, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

when I told friends that I was going they always asked "What to the Rockies?"

Perhaps they were trying to set up a "Jamaica? No, she came of her own accord" joke for you. I can't think of a punchline though. Incidentally, I thought of another one the other day:

"My wife and I went to a casino in the south of France"

"Toulouse?"

"No, you idiot"

N., Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sure you could do a far filthier (and therefore better) gag relating to Toulouse if you pronounced it LOOSE not LOSE. However I am too ladylike to do filthy gags.

Emma, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Rimini?

chris, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No thank you I am too ladylike.

Emma, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Ladylike' is a funny word, isn't it? It's as if the subject is like a lady but not actually one.

N., Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What exactly are you trying to say?

Emma, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

THAT YOU ARE NO LADY.

No, actually nothing personal at all. The linguistic point just flitted into my idle thoughts, that's all.

N., Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I may not be a lady, but I'm all woman. Ahem.

Emma, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never been to Edmonton as such but you get a pretty good view of it across the Lea Reservoir if you stand at the top of Chingford Hill (which is also the best overall view of London, period).

Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and with a ladder and some glasses you could see to Hackney Marshes if it wasn't for the houses in between.

MarkH, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

...if you do go to Edmonton Marcello you can see the spot where the classic Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em sketch was filmed with Frank Spencer on roller skates clinging on to the back of the bus.

MarkH, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i went once and we all went swimming. and then we spent like a week in drumheller in the heat going "ooh they have dinosaur bones around here".

Maria, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I sure would go as my sister lives there :)

Gale, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

because it's too fucking cold!

err dunedin is fucking cold and neds coming here so there.

di, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe it's good stuff. Problem is, it's far too far away from all the other stuff.

Kim, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I looked up Edmonton in Disco Dave's lonely planet book last night, it could only recommend about three bars, I think that's why no-one goes to Edmonton, Anthony.

chris, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's three more than Thunder Bay, I'll bet.

MarkH, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been to Thunder Bay! I ate chicken and couldn't find a bar. It was bloody cold.

Jonnie, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, I was warned to stay away from the bars unless I wanted my head kicked in. Thunder Bay is a rough port and I wouldn't have gone there were it not for the fact that I was visiting my mother's penfriend and her family. Still the scenery round about is fantastic, speshly around the Kakabeka Falls (The naigara of the North). Did yougo there Jonnie? There's so much tannin in the river that the falls look like Coca-Cola.

MarkH, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kakabeka! Yes (that's the falls with the legend of Greenmantle associated with it isn't it?). It was lovely there, we saw ospreys and a bald eagle. I also went to Pisew Falls on the outskirts of Thompson but they weren't so impressive.

Jonnie, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I went there the other month. To a restuarant called Mekhi's. It was very good and the waiters kept bringing us free food and a free round of drinks for everyone at the end. I think they were banking on the fact that the group were mostly Muslim, therefore wanting soft drinks. We did get quite lost on the way there, as the roadmakers appear to have had limited counting skills as they had used the same street numbers twice. It was here I first ate a prawn cocktail. O Momentous day!

alix, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the journey to Thunder Bay from Toronto was pretty impressive too. Four overnite stops (Midland, Tobermory, Sault St. Marie and White River) and lots of great scenery. The ship lock at Sault St. Marie was relly impressive...there's something like a 30ft. height difference between Lakes Huron and Superior. I love Canada!

MarkH, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That sounds very similar to the route I drove. We stopped at some great places, the best being Wawa because it had one hell of a big steel goose perched on the town border on a hill.

Jonnie, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, I remember Wawa! White River is great, but only in summer. It is the coldest place in Canada and has a giant mock-up of a thermometer (which actually looks more like the Blue Peter totaliser). It also has a giant plastic Winnie the Pooh with a sign saying "Where It all Began". In 1914 a soldier on his way to Europe to fight in WW1 had stopped off in White River where someone had sold him a bear cub which he named Winnie in honour of his home town of Winnipeg. When he arrived in England he realised that having a bear cub with you is a bit of a liability if you're going off to fight in a war so he donated it to London Zoo, where it was seen by AA & Christopher Robin Milne.

MarkH, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a photo of that there Winnie the Pooh. White River wasn't cold when I was there though as pictures of me trying to nick Pooh's hunny in my t-shirt confirm. Other places that I can remember stopping in en route to Thompson (and then POLAR BEARS) are Kenora and Blind River. Canada is ace apart from The Beer Store. Fancy only having one shop in town where you can get a carry out!

Jonnie, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Beer Store/LC aint that bad, it pretty much garentees you a good selection even in a shithole of a town. The lovely Beer Store dont exist in Quebec, you can buy beer/wine at any Depanier. Even the ones on the gas station. Smaller towns have an LC built into the convince stores too so it aint as bad as you think. Never made it to Thunder Bay, got to Cochrane then took a plane to a lake and fished for a week.

Mr Noodles, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What kind of idiot pronounces it TooLoose? I will go to Emonton next week if you pay my plane fair.

Ally C, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or Edmonton.

Ally C, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

as opposed to your plain fare, Ally C.

MarkH, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Canada is ace apart from The Beer Store. Fancy only having one shop in town where you can get a carry out!

maybe so, but Britons are really in no position to drawn attn to the ridiculous nature of other countries licensing laws ;-)

MarkH, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ten years pass...

it'll be cool to see 10 YEARS PASS above this post.

i'm going to edmonton btw. what's cool there?

dylannn, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:01 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

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dylannn, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:21 (twelve years ago)

currently reading alchemists of kush:
5 percenter numerology (whole book is allegory of creation of nation of gods and earths) + sudanese lostboys +
afrocentric scifi
set in edmonton (mostly the eastside, 112th/107th/118th aves, var LRT stations) and AFRICA

dylannn, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:28 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys5HYQD2-Io

dylannn, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago)

thanks. i like seeing other places.

toandos, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago)

i spent an hour in edmonton in 1993, driving around, coming down from acid. haven't been back but wouldn't mind.

toandos, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:34 (twelve years ago)

those photos are sweet. lol at the british symposium on the prairies upthread

High powered Texas lawyer (symsymsym), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:38 (twelve years ago)

i'm going to drive the cowboy trail (BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta_Highway_22 heard it's beautiful) + grizzly trail (start of klondike trail north, love seeing the signs for the alaska highway when you turn off the yellowhead, god i could drive all the way to alaska! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberta_Highway_33)

http://goo.gl/maps/sgFk

dylannn, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:49 (twelve years ago)

i'm with you, anthony
why doesn't anyone go to edmonton?

dylannn, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 05:51 (twelve years ago)

It's far from anywhere but Calgary
There isn't enough to do to make it worth going for more than a couple of days unless you have friends/family there
It's difficult to travel around without a car
Surrounding terrain and towns are mostly uninteresting

OTOH:
Waterpark
Summer festivals
Amaaaaazing river valley and parks
Muttart conservatory & devonian gardens
Some of the best warm summer nights ever

salsa shark, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 09:58 (twelve years ago)

don't get me wrong, I spent most of my life there and I'm very fond of it, I would just struggle to try to sell it as a worthwhile tourist destination for most people

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salsa shark, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:06 (twelve years ago)

great phots dylan, & yours, sals

blossom smulch (schlump), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:32 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

edmonton, my home for most of the last six years, meets these goals admirably. we are slowly turning this city into the culture capital of middle-canada, and soon even vancouverites will move here for its "realness" and "energy" (edmonton will be to vancouver as brighton is to london).

this is the most vital city in canada right now. i wouldn't want to live anywhere else because i would be afraid of missing something tremendously important. as a friend said to me recently "something fucking weird is happening in this town." i would tend to agree.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:55 (10 years ago)

dylannn, Thursday, 6 February 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

that dude lives in montreal now iirc, and hates it so go figure

flopson, Thursday, 6 February 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

i was wondering if any current ilxers live in edmonton.

even if it's not the most vital city in canada right now, it's close and the cost of living-vitality balance seems acceptable to me. negatives: moving from one part of the city to another requires a 20-40 minute drive or an hour or two on public transit.

dylannn, Thursday, 6 February 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

girl i'm seeing is from edmonton, she went home for christmas and got punched in the face in broad daylight at 5 pm by a middle aged white woman

flopson, Thursday, 6 February 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)

I'd love to visit Edmonton. But everyone I've talked to about it always questions what there really is to do there. Unfortunately, it has a reputation for being a city with a high crime rate, which I don't know if that's true or not. Plus, desolation and the tar sands, even though they're far away from it. And as a Vancouverite, Edmonton Oilers, which is not a good thing.

I kind of like Cadence Weapon.

, Friday, 7 February 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

he also lives in mtl now

flopson, Friday, 7 February 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

Crime rates in Edmonton are above average for Canadian cities – although slightly lower than Vancouver, it is approximately 50% higher than Calgary and Montreal and has over double the crime rate of Toronto.

dylannn, Friday, 7 February 2014 00:37 (eleven years ago)

if anyone wants to get drunk and go to encore with me, hit me up

dylannn, Friday, 7 February 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)


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