HARRY POTER IS NAKED TODAY

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/01/things_that_mak.html

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh hell no

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHATTA HOTTIE.

― Thumpy Screamy (kenan), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

i've waxed over this on a couple of threads now. very shocking thing early in the am.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Jesus I'm so conflicted. I hope the horse means he's going to be in a new filming of EQUUS.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Did anybody see him in 'Extras'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

OK is that a joke? uh xpost

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

you obviously didn't get past the picture and read the article! (xxpost)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't. But how am I going to SEE this if it's not a FILM? Not that the current film of Equus isn't perfect, that Jesus painting can't be beat.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Harry Potter nakie stabs horse eye and I'll NEVER SEE IT.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I have been really fixated on Equus lately. Every time I sing a jingle to myself I think: that's how they connoted the kid was WACKO NUTSO at the start of Equus. Before the nude horse eye stabbing.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

When squee becomes squelch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

abbott, he's in a stage production of eqquus.

I'm not really interested in seeing him in a horsie play but those pictures. . . I just wish he was a. of age and b. not harry potter.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44683

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I must clarify that I figured out he is indeed in a stage play and that is sad because I want to see him on film, naked in a way that gratifies my lust and makes me feel guilty simultaneously, and has all the money shots of Equus.

Has anyone seen the movie? It's seriously great and insane. It's got the same tone as the original Wicker Man but w/out folk songs. It has hilarious dialogue too. "He was always FASCINATED with the word Equus. I think becuase it has two letter us..."

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

letters U would have been clearer, but that's not how she said it.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

want to see him on film, naked in a way that gratifies my lust and makes me feel guilty simultaneously,

hmm perhaps I could pull of a film version with him. watching it live would just be too unfun squirming.

I've never heard of this until now. netflix

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

OMG you are in for a fucking treat.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

i have 30 min. left at work. more talk about naked wizards.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Our new flatmate is the understudy to the female lead in this!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

ooo, how exciting!

I haven't been to a stage play in ages. But I don't think there are any disturbingly sexy ones going on around me at the moment.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

OMG you are in for a fucking treat.

This is maybe the most sinister sentence I've read today.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

not-so-hairy potter is naked today

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

hairy peter

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.supercentral.org/lk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/horse-rod-hb-11.jpg

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

"And now for the magic clap...pom-pom, pom-pom, pommmmm"

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, I got in trouble with my man last night when this came on the tv. I tried to hide my enthusiasm for young naked daniel but I'm lousy at lying. He said he was shocked by my sudden turn into a "horndog" and that I was a "creepy old lady".

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I would never have guessed I'd one day think Harry Potter is hot...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Without meaning any offense to the lone star state, why is a play in London on TV in Texas?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

Probably just in the news.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

it isn't andrew. But Harry Potter is huge over here and therefore naked harry potter is hot entertainment news.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

He said he was shocked by my sudden turn into a "horndog"

He didn't appreciate it?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure he was secretly jealous that 30+ yr old women weren't perving over him when he was 17.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Equus is the time-honored medium in which young attention whores get naked and attract the notice of their peers while also being in a serious, psychological play. I am proud to see young Potter carry on this fine tradition.

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

i've waxed over this

RAHFULL

Cue: Endless 'Magic Wand' ledes...

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Headlines/puns seen so far:

Hairy Potter
Horny Potter
Harry Hotter

ugh. . .

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

lookswise he's on the Elijah Wood track, not the C. Bale track

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday in the Daily Mail there was a quote from an outraged parent of a young Harry Potter fan wondering why Daniel Radcliffe's parents felt it was acceptable to allow their son to appear naked on stage. The paper (picked up by my mother on a plane) remains in my house, but I was unable to read further for fear of dying of apoplectic rage.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ain't nothin' wrong with that, Morbs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

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