being treated for "exhaustion"

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If anyone's publicist says this, I think the media should get a free pass for rampant speculation.

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

They already do get a free pass for rampant speculation, it's a code word for drug overdose FFS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Jon, "exhaustion" is old code for drug and/or alcohol problems.

"Drug and/or alcohol problems" is the new code for "sexual deviance."

DO KEEP UP.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Why even bother reporting?

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Well that's an excellent question.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Why not say "was admitted for 'exhaustion', but we know it was likely cocaine"? This isn't the UK!

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Why not just say they were mauled by baby pandas? Be creative with euphemisms.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

because more than probably ANY other variety of "journalism," celeb gossip depends on maintaining a relationship with publicists, watch one sweet smell of success

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

'today lindsay lohan was treated for having too much cum in her eyes'

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

dude this isn't the NFL board, don't go there.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Why not say "was admitted for 'exhaustion', but we know it was likely cocaine"? This isn't the UK!

we have laws against defamation here too, jon!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

"had a close encounter with a pile of snow"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/04/250px-Young_Jeezy_Snowman.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

a pile of snow on a fat guy's chest. has anyone seen the pictures from the videos and stuff that paris hilton never claimed from her storage space? bleah.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Haha isn't that where she was keeping her herpes meds? Who keeps their meds in a storage bin?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha, yes! pictures of her valtrex bottles. perhaps her outbreaks are infrequent?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

The Egyptian press has an even more impenetrable code. One article about a politican mentioned his "house redecoration" == thrown out of home for cheating on his wife.

― stet (stet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps they were just precautionary.

are you guys saying l.lo, paris et. al. use drugs?!?! you're breaking my heart over here.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

what about primo breznec?!?

― Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

er, brezec. WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THAT?

― Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

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