John Madden Thinks Rhys Ifans Is Smoking On The Field. DC XLI

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― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

SUPER BOWL CITY

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw that too late

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

It's fine, don't be so touchy

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://the-replacements.warnerbros.com/img/photobook/horizontal/photo33.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

where did everyone go?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha i was just looking through my notes for a story i'm writing and came across this, which i scrawled down under the title "newz u can uze": STOP TALKING YOU FUCKER, I BET YOU ARE A TOTALLY NICE DUDE BUT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS GODDAMN BORING BULLSHIT FOR ONE SECOND LONGER OH MY GOD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SWEET INFANT JESUS SHUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPP

i think it was from a meeting on fruits and vegetables i went to a couple weeks back?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha yeah I get like that when I'm listening to my voice mails at work, my notepad is full of nothing like "STFU THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THIS SAME QUESTION FROM YOU WRITE IT DOWN NEXT TIME YOU DIPSHIT" etc. I hope no one ever looks thru my notepad but they fucking log onto my computer when I'm out so I'm sure they rummage through my shit as well.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

my stenopads are the scrawlings of a madman: docket numbers, passwords, phone numbers, reminders to do things, addresses, question marks, citations, my funny arrows that i make

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ok the deal is that I think I am getting sick. Will have to keep low because I cannot be sick while throwing a party, that's just like being Typhoid Mary or something.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

eat one orange

if that doesnt work eat one orangutan

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hello everyone, sorry but no one ever posts on the wisconsin thread

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

woah shit. i was sick monday-wednesday but somehow didn't get too bad. i always drink gallons and gallons of OJ whenever I get the slightest tickle in my throat but obvs yr immune system is different.

xpost: hey dude hey dude

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i think i'm getting sick too, but i'm trying to fight it off with green tea and alcohol and shows.

hey haikunym!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Getting more coffee was bad idea xpost to everyone ever

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hey dude we are all-inclusive here, we are America's capitol so everyone is invited.

I have no option to drink OJ right now, maybe I will drink airborne?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

I have been convinced for a long time now that airborne required HOT water but reading the directions it plainly says COLD water--wtf was I thinking?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

man, i wanna go back to paris
maybe if i spent less money on clothes and stopped drinking all the beers

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

KLG sez airborne is BS, with no active ingredients and basically does nothing but you know how she is! love that girl!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

It has the same "active ingredients" as orange juice, it's just an antioxidant/super dose of Vitamin C. So maybe you should ask her about the OJ too!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

isn't it like.. your body can only use so much vitamin c per day anyhow, so beyond that is no good

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

oh ho ho ho! and she agrees with me that OJ works. (at least for me it does.) KLG=busted.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

That is true of most vitamins etc (besides the ones that you can get poisoned by?!) and it will flush out the excess. People who smoke require a higher dose of vitamin C per day however because something in nicotene prevents proper absorption of vitamin C.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it's generally true of all water-soluble vitamins. it's the fat-soluble ones that are usually overdose trouble.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

time release u r a treat

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

my daily vitamin c intake is negative 6 oranges or so.

all of you sickos stay away from me

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

KLG is probably just reacting to the way certain people regard things like airborne or echinachea pills and that kind of thing, like they are supposed to cure your illnesses, when in fact like any kind of nutritional supplement they are just meant to boost your immune system by replenishing vitamins and minerals that best maintain your body's ability to fight off colds.

xpost and most minerals too, right? Maybe minerals = fat-soluble and I am looking douchey right now.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

alex is that was true you would have scurvy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah the Airborne Vitamin C thing basically just means you have more expensive urine. But some angry science guy says that if taken as directed, it'll lead to a Vitamin A overdose, whatever that would look like.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

KLG is probably just reacting to the way certain people regard things like airborne or echinachea pills and that kind of thing, like they are supposed to cure your illnesses, when in fact like any kind of nutritional supplement they are just meant to boost your immune system by replenishing vitamins and minerals that best maintain your body's ability to fight off colds.

Yep--probably OTM. If she was around she'd agree, but it sounds like she's taking a nap in cat vomit the last we heard from her.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

a person with the ailment looks pale, feels depressed, and is partially immobilized.

UH OH

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha you are dead and you have scurvy

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

dude alex I have known a person who got scurvy and you do not have scurvy, yet

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The Tolerable Upper Intake Level (UL) for vitamin A, for a 25-year old male, is 3,000 micrograms/day, or about 10,000 IU.

Too much vitamin A can be harmful or fatal, resulting in what is known as hypervitaminosis A. The body converts the dimerized form, carotene, into vitamin A as it is needed, therefore high levels of carotene are not toxic compared to the ester (animal) forms. The livers of certain animals, especially those adapted to polar environments, often contain amounts of vitamin A that would be toxic to humans. Thus, vitamin A toxicity is typically reported in arctic explorers and people taking large doses of synthetic vitamin A. The first documented (citation?) death due to vitamin A poisoning was Xavier Mertz, a Swiss scientist who died in January 1913 on an Antarctic expedition that had lost its food supplies and fell to eating its sled dogs. Mertz consumed lethal amounts of vitamin A by eating the dogs' livers. Just 0.3 grams of the liver of the polar bear contains the upper intake level.[2]. If eaten in one meal, 30 to 90 grams is enough to kill a human being, or to make even sled dogs very ill.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

"Expensive urine" is also the argument used against vitamin supplements but it's very difficult, especially if you have some kind of deficiency or engage in activities like drinking or smoking that can reduce your ability to intake certain vitamins, to get your actual daily values of a lot of things without eating like 700 things per day. That's a false statement; your urine will be expensive with one thing that you did get enough of for the day, but your body will be expensive with the result of things you were low on for the day. I mean, as long as you aren't being completely retarded and getting like 17,000% of your iron for the day or something.

xpost HI THERE ARGUMENT FOR NEVER EATING LIVER

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i was hoping overdose would = lazer eyes or something

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Your urine will also be expensive urine if you don't drink enough non-alcholic/non-caffeinated beverages per day too, so all of you should start saving your pee and trying to sell it on eBay for PROFIT.

xpost that's an overdose of beta carotene.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

xavier mertz, your liver's so fragile
really need to keep it safe

(guitar noise)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe you knew a guy who got fucking scurvy, still. I mean, all you'd have to do to avoid scurvy is, like, eat ANYTHING besides cheetos. Like, I mean, Lucky Charms have fucking vitamin C in them!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

also it looks like Xavier died on the Mawson expedition to Antartica, one of the few I have not read up on (I think Mawson was Australian, FWIW) so lucky yous guys I can't bore you with lame-o facts about Mawson.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

is everybody keeping up with that Boston Lite Brite Hair Press Conference awesomeness?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to say that people in Boston must be fucking mentally disabled or something to think those things were bombs, but you know what? I KNOW that if you stuck a couple of those down on K St or by the capitol, there'd be another insane rock 'n' roll evacuation going on, people abandoning ship, running through the streets screaming, Ted Kennedy driving around with his stupid poodle, etc. Sigh.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the 'idiocracy' thread is out of control! this is why i never read the rest of the board except for speculating on presidential candidates..!

You're all morons.
-- n/a January 31st, 2007.

It's because we come from the future.
-- Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.

According to IMDB, the only characters with names at all are Joe, Rita, Frito, Upgrayedd, Sgt. Keller, Judge Hank "The Hangman" BMW, Officer Collins, President Camacho, and Beef Supreme.

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― whatever i do, it's right (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

guys does this game look awesome
http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/016/929240_20070117_screen005.jpg http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/235/929240_20060824_screen008.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it was awesome until they ran it through a photoshop filter?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

why the fuck did i check in on the presidential candidate thread

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

In fact if it weren't for the fact that it features a Shark-Faced Man, I'd say it looks exactly like every other fucking stupid Japanese pamby boy "everyone is androgynous and this is a thinly veiled Christian metaphor" video game in the entire world that has ever existed.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

are you sure that's a video game?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 2332 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

no i didn't. i think i'll pass on that line though

― Save The Whales (688), Saturday, 10 February 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

BOXCAR

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Saturday, 10 February 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ps3week.com/blogs/media/xboxcar.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 10 February 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BOXCAR!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40160000/jpg/_40160648_yellow_card.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

MW what the hell.

OK so I just watched a bunch of really old men play some weird touch football hybrid on my television, "Team Boomer Esiason" beat "Team Warren Moon" FWIW but I kept wondering why the hell Marcus Allen and Andre Reed don't have better things to be doing with their lives.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:10 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM! I could not for the life of me understand the rules of that game! it just seemed like the easiest game ever. throw the ball down the field, someone will catch it + score even though, like three dudes touch them first.

btw Andre Reed u r still very pretty.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, I couldn't figure out the rules really at all. Also--why are the team MASCOTS at the Pro Bowl?! This is getting out of hand. Did you see the hit Taylor (? Maybe?) laid on the punter btw!! Holy crap.

Also, GOOD JOB DREW BREES LOL HE DIED.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG I KNOW! way to potentially mess up your season in the m'fing Pro Bowl, Drew Brees! :(

I missed the hit on Moorman...I guess everyone missed the memo about the Pro Bowl not meaning anything this year.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't actually see the game, NFLN was showing it over and over again before they switched to Nursing Home Bowl, along with the Peyton Manning tango clip yet again. It was completely insane though! I am surprised Moorman didn't die.

I also had no idea that if your team wins the Pro Bowl you apparently get $40,000??? WTF!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:21 (seventeen years ago) link

you get money if you lose, too, I think?

I adore the Peyton Manning tango clip.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, you get like $20,000 I think. I want to play in the Pro Bowl, it seems like easy money for not very much work.

What is going on at the end of that clip, when the girl throws him to the floor? Apparently her name is Lola!!

ALSO: MW I just looked at the WDYLL thread and am now even more angry with you over that picture! What the hell!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

the idea of Peyton Manning tangoing with someone named Lola is improbability heaped atop improbability! also, I liked when he told Rich and Marshall that the girl who leaked the tango tape to the media was "like, a gaffer" in the play.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"It wasn't Lola...Lola is loyal!"

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

stop saying "Lola," Peyton, it's freaking me out!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:58 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.peytonmanning18.com/PeytonManningEsquireSept1997.JPG
LOLA LOLA LOLA LOLA LOLA LOLA

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ALSO: him bitching about his wife stealing his MVP car. Peyton, you are v. rich and can get another one.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, totally. I bet he's no fun to be married to during the season, either. but I guess he was trying to be one of the dudes, all, "you know how it is, the old car-stealing ball-and-chain, eh?"

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking as a married women, it is true that we're constantly stealing cars.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:09 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR i know you are "passed out no no no no no no" but KUDOS on somehow remotely downloading "careless whisper" to tom's computer last night without any of us noticing.

also, RIP

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha marriage sounds awesome!

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

now Marc Bulger is trying to kill Bluey. We should've been watching the Pro Bowl today instead of that fucked up astronaut movie, Alex.

Also UH there was not just one copy of Careless Whisper on the computer.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 05:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i learned something tonight.. indebleu --> DO NOT WANT

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 11 February 2007 06:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dar1a OTM

p.s. drunk

p.p.s. BOXCAR

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Sunday, 11 February 2007 08:55 (seventeen years ago) link

holy fuck plastic cup full of Jameson to top off the evening = never forget

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Sunday, 11 February 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

boxcar

― YAAAAAOW! (Brian Miller), Sunday, 11 February 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oy, demerol is a helluva drug

― little buckaroo!! (teenagequiet), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

why shouldnt we stay in the sandbox again?

― 69, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

we should. let's stay there. fuck this.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

― say it with blood diamonds, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

why the fuck does it send you back to new answers when you post?

― say it with blood diamonds, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Why do you think people here know the answer to that? Foolio

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't really mean to make fun of you, just testing the thingamajigs.
Need to correct this font for the text field, oh well.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

also, need to close up the white space everywhere, particularly on new answers

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I put my faith in Sterling Clover to make a more accurate facsimile of the olden steez

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

excellent

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Sure is quiet. DCers gone from here and from Capitol Swamp on the ILX music page.

― curmudgeon, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

nobody is ready for the transition yet besides me and Ed (and I'm only here right now because I'm trying to figure out where else the stylesheet and the html stuff needs fixing)

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

excuse me but wtf r u guys doing over here

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I just said what I was doing over here!!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I am over here too. I feel a little dirty.

― quincie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't like it but i'm bored and it's quiet on the other side

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hi dere

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Mookie go back to sandbox! We are holding out, yo!

― quincie, Thursday, 22 February 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

UH GUYS I FEEL A LITTLE WEIRD

― Allyzay is growin old in a bar, Thursday, 22 February 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

A new posting by Mary about tonight's Depeche Mode dance party over on the Capital Swamp thread of the ILX music board would be nice, but alas she must be busy...

― curmudgeon, Friday, 23 February 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

heres what i need from this new board: dont log me out after 15 minutes of inactivity

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i think it might be time for a new thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52438

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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