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it's back! two plus-sized models, several that look like drag queens who've only recently begun hormone therapy, and one in a customized glassjaw tube top. i dunno about this.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

The plus-size models are hot.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Can't be any worse than last season really.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Alex OTM. I made the threads for the past two seasons, and I was gonna make this one yesterday but I realized I didn't care anymore.

What I do care about, though, is the whole Tyra Porkchops scandal. Anyone else watch her talk show yesterday?

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Wait I didn't even follow that?!?! What scandal?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

Well, some pictures were plastered all over tabloids of Tyra looking REALLY, REALLY FAT in a one-piece bathing suit, with headlines such as "America's Next Top Waddle," "Tyra Gains 60 Pounds in 2 Months" and "Tyra Porkchops"... so Tyra has been fighting back, appearing on Larry King Live and a bunch of other shows, and yesterday most of her show was devoted to the whole weight issue... she was really pissed off. Check out this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J0Bwv1ZQN8&eurl=

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

She's def. mad. I think she looks hotter these days frankly.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Her personality on ANTM has gotten really annoying lately, even as her breasts have gotten hotter.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

I kind of wish the scene where she completely loses her shit and yells at Tiffany was played on repeat for hours during daytime television. SO AWESOMELY FUNNY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Haha okay what scene??!?! Who is Tiffany? Please say this on YouTube somewhere?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

OMG you've never seen that? It's from Cycle 4. One of my fave moments in reality TV ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujj_sGzNbtQ

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

I particulalry love the part when she screams "STOP ITT!!!!!!" and then that awesome sound effect plays.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, this was prompted because Tiffany, who had to take anger management classes in order to even be on the show, was trying to cheer up the girls who stayed on the show after she herself was kicked off as opposed to being a sobbing mess. BAD TIFFANY

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Wow.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

wait, huh? i dont get it

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

Tyra: This is not…be quiet, Tiffany! BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS! WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME! I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU! HOW DARE YOU! LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! WHEN YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT YOU LAY THERE AND YOU TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE NOBODY'S GOING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU. YOU ROLLIN' YOUR EYES YOU ACT LIKE IT'S 'CAUSE YOU HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU HEARD IT ALL BEFORE? YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH. BUT I'M NOT A VICTIM. I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN. Take responsibility for yourself.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

yeah she's batshit but still hubba hubba.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

I know it by heart lol. I've watched it like a hundred times and it never stops being hilarious.

STOP IT!!!

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys seen the episode of her talk show when she gave everyone in the audience Vaseline?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdHpYMR4ljY

lmao

YOU GET VASELINE! AND YOU GET VASELINE! EVERYBODY GETS VASEEEELINEEEEEEEEEEE!

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

Ohmigod.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

Work it girl, work it very editorial I think you really OOOOWEEEEE YOU GO GIRL I LOVE MY WEIRD GAY FASHION FRIENDS UH HUH UH HUH honey you gotta walk like THIS not like THIS swish swish OOH I'M TYRA let me give you some very very serious advice NO WAIT LET'S DANCE AND SQUEAL.

There. Now you never have to watch this show again.

― honey with ice pants (kenan), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

I would still watch this if they replaced Tyra, Jay, and the whole self-congratulating, preening, irritating lot of them with pretty much anyone else.

― honey with ice pants (kenan), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

I agree they need to get rid of Ms. Jay... well, he could stay as a runway coach, but as a judge he's utterly worthless.

My main problem with the show are the HORRIBLE PHOTOSHOOTS. They really, really need to fire the art director (Mr. Jay).

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

The Vaseline clip is seriously one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

It so weird. It's hilarious because she thinks she's being funny and she's not.

― honey with ice pants (kenan), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqkcqvN6-l4&NR

omg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

has anyone seen the Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency (on WE or Oxygen or one of those)? I caught a few minutes waiting for Top Design the other night - I think her son is mentally challenged. But pretty.

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah her son is cute, but he does sound... challenged. I used to watch the first season on Youtube, haven't seen any of the second season yet because it isn't on youtube... I don't have Oxygen unfortunately. Janice has a much better eye for models than Tyra.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

VASELEEEEEEEE-EEEEN!!!!!!!!!!! VAS-A-LEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEN!!!!!!!

Holy Shit, that's funny.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

HI, MY NAME IS WHOLAHAY

― HI DERE, Saturday, 24 May 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

he, he

― tehresa, Saturday, 24 May 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

You don't have to talk loud to be heard!

― HI DERE, Saturday, 24 May 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

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