i dreamt i had a blind date

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she was cute and we got along

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

"Last night I dreamt somebody loved me. Just another false alarm."

― Fire and Worms (kate), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

everyone otm

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

I recently dreamt about having sex with a co-worker from decades past whom I never much liked in the first place. Upon waking, I felt grubby. I felt as though I had psychically molested her pristine astral form.

― the new sincerity (Pye Poudre), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8476/365942675d0fa16ff8e9hc.jpg

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

well this was a depressing read.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

No hope, no harm, just another false alarm.

...makes it sound all despairing and final though (which is the heart of its genius of course, but maybe less applicable to friday's dream).

― Zora (Zora), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

"genius"

― the new sincerity (Pye Poudre), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

My sister just related a dream she had about me last night...

BTW, nice penis. You know that makes you a man right?

WTF! who has a nice penis??

You do. In my dream. You came over to me in the hallway and you flopped out this big old penis onto my leg, it looked like a fucking tail coming off your groin. God knows why you thought it would be a good idea to do that, but after you did, I've just looked at you and said "WTF?!". And then I said " nice penis dude". And you said "Its not a penis". And i said "It sure is, look! That makes you a man dude". And you got really upset. You weren't happy about me calling your "groin tail" a penis, or you a man, but you're the one who flopped it out on my leg. Shouldn't have done that dude.

Thought you'd like that dream. I woke up laughing and thought "wow, this is gonna be a good day!". I wish I could let you experience the dream...it was funnier than I can describe but I feel bad that you were so hurt. You didn't want to be a man.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

i wouldn't want to be a brother.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

But here's the thing about your dream. Did you have it, or did your sister? Because you went both ways with that fucked up story.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

My sister had it. I'm a lady.

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

My sister once had a dream that Cookie Monster chopped her legs off with a shovel. Seems similar.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

Did he chop them off with his Cookie Monster cock dildo?

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

No, a shovel but I think they're the same thing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't mean for this thread to be so sad

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

Oh that Cookie Monster thing cheered me up, and your bit depressed me not one bit.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

this thread shoulda been locked after the first response

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

aww, lfam. sometime it'll happen bro. hang in there louisfamulari!

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

i don't get you, mickey

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/8641/dn108261450gt6.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

alex, lets just agree to disagree

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

in the 10 min btwn alarm going off the first time and going off the second time this morning, i dreamt that i was at a swimming pool in LA, or somewhere warm, hanging out with a friend, and i looked over and there were jessica and ashley simpson, one in the pool on an air mattress and the other sitting on the pool's edge. i thought they were two jessicas though. except that one was more orange than the other. i said that i was amazed at how white their teeth were and they looked up at me and smiled and smiled, that beauty queen smile with the wide open eyes. i looked at my friend and said 'well, i don't have to be on tv; my teeth are just fine.'

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

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