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Today, I was driving in back of someone who had as their bumper sticker: "ONLY cool chicks can DO ME" (thus beating the previous record upheld by "Females Wanted: Apply Within"). As someone perpetually fascinated by [the variation of] human behavior out there, can someone please explain to me what could possibly bring a guy to the conclusion, "Yes!! This would be a GREAT thing to put on the back of my car...where it can be seen by hundreds of people daily...while I myself am in the car!" Maybe he thought it was a Prince song?

― Joe, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that reminds me of some cortina i saw in the valley, bumper sticker reading: "don't laugh, you're daughter might be in here".

― di, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

theres a car parked outside my house with fluffy dice (!) with the words "No root no ride" written on them. i hope it isn't one of my flatmates'.

― hamish, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about the proud Dunedin "Love This City"? Seen it changed to "Love This Clity" a few times. Ah but what about "Honk if you luv Fred Durst"? I must say that I really prefer bumper stickers to personalized number plates.

― ducklingmonster, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

dunedin=bumpersticker heaven, obviously.

― di, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think hamish is just a little too taken with those dice...i mean, i know he'd want fluffy dice if he had a car. but is there some part of him that wants the "no root no ride" ones???

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no.

― hamish, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Worst bumper stickers I have seen: "Not bad for a white boy" on a Fiero and "Cooler than you" on a particularly ugly yellow new Beetle.

Ooh, and the Sleater-Kinney one on a big deluxe SUV was pretty amusing.

― Nicole, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like to think that lots of bumber stickers are placed there by people other than the owner. By people like me who find things like that funny. I tried to stick a one of my 'boring' stickers onto the back of a 4 wheel drive oncebut a conscientious member of the public thought I was trying to break in and accosted me. I denied everything and ran away. It was a very boring car though and I thought the owner should know how dull I thought they and their car were.

― alix, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'bumber'

― a, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bumber.

― Ally C, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(on tatty escort) "my other car is a porche" oh ha ha. HA HA HA HA.

― Norman Phay, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Best bumper sticker I've seen: "Don't Be A Pussy" on a truck in Santa Fe, NM.

― dan, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I swear I once drove behind a car that bore Ayn Rand bumper stickers:

"A Is A"

"Commit principled acts of self-interest and gratuitous acts of reason" (or something like that)

― sundar subramanian, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh God...

― Joe, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like that one in 'The Far Side' - 'I Don't Brake'

― dave q, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

norman - the 'my other car is a Porsche' sticker is much funnier when actually on a Porsche

― michael, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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