Pinch pinch pinching away

DOES anyone ever pinch you? Who, and how often? Is it just wanton cruelty made by nasty friends or a General Halftrack/Miss Buxley thing? Have you ever been pinched by a non-human such as a lobster or crab or giant pinching machine?

Pinching of the mean kind hurts, but nothing irks me more than getting pinched on my big apple cheeks. Not for touching! So patronizing.