How commonplace is is anal sex between heterosexual couples?

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Neither my girlfriend nor I have ever indulged, either together or in previous relationships, and neither of us see the attraction particularly either. Nevertheless, some people presumably do - but how many, and how often?

Please please please may this thread not descend into puerile jokes straight away - I am asking sensibly.

― Scik Mouthy, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

i know 1 couple who is married with 2 kidz and apparently the chick is really into it.

i don't get it but whatever.

― tehresa, Sunday, 25 February 2007 08:30 (nineteen years ago)

i think it's fairly common. but in a world without logged out posting will we ever know?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 25 February 2007 09:30 (nineteen years ago)

i have been married for almost 16 years, we've never done it and have no plans to start - to each his own

― gershy, Sunday, 25 February 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

I've known one woman who was really into it. Anecdotally I'd say that makes it fairly rare.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 February 2007 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

i know a few guys who wouldn't shut up about it, but then i found out that NONE of them had ever actually gone there.

i doubt me and my wife ever will.

why shoot for door #2, when door #1 is so rad?
m.

― msp, Sunday, 25 February 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

anal sex = a wank in yer woman's ass?!?

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Will Tuomas or Louis Jagger post first? Stay tuned to find out.

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 25 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i think pretty much everyone tries it. probably not many keep doing it, though. at least that seems to be the trend with people i know.

― modestmickey, Sunday, 25 February 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

<i>why shoot for door #2, when door #1 is so rad?
--tuomas
</i>

― jh0shea, Sunday, 25 February 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

this really should have been a poll thread.

― s1ocki, Sunday, 25 February 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

doodz or chixx?

― danbunny, Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

fruits or hicks?

― danbunny, Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i must be in th low mionority of users who have xpd a'l axzion.now i will go cry.in my fantasy peoples bodies are considered 100% erogenous.and the former tactile touchings that set sphincter ends ablaxe with tikkle touch,will also be felt in other places.im a very nice man.i think librarians like anal sects

― danbunny, Sunday, 25 February 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

hasn't this been discussed to death on ilx?

this has been a feature in many of my relationships and yes, some women do enjoy it. I'm surprised how many monogamous people here say they never have.

― Ms Misery, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

my ex would inititate it when she was drunk. she had an ex who was really into it and made her comfortable with it.

she was my first for door #1 though, so i was pretty satisfied with how rad that was.

looking back, i think it was more about "i want to make sure you know what a sexy hawt freak i am" and less about "i really enjoy this and think it feels good." she had some issues.

seriously though, how commonplace is it between homosexual couples?

― grady, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

how common is it for th grl to do th fxvving

― danbunny, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

dude, type with both hands

― Ms Misery, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i was thinking the same thing.

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Do not trust DOOR #2...I know you may be thinking 'que? was?' But think...that's the urethral meatus (classy name, eh?)

As a naive young teen-ager, I heard a story of a guy who put it in 'the wrong hole,' not the backdoor, but the insanely difficult to find door #2. They had to go to the ER. This left me pretty terrified about sex until a few years later when I realized that thing's tinier than the head of a pin. I think Ann Landers may have stated this impossible lie. That bitch would do something like that.

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm sure that story was used on an episode of Casualty once. Way to freak out the kids, you lying BBC bastards.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

urethra fucking is where it's at, yo.

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Till it's her pegging YOUR urethra, then you'll change your tune.

― Michael White, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

from our friends at urbandictionary.com

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

OMG INTERNET IS WON

― unfished business, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.munauseum.com/images/urinalcakecandy.jpg

― Eisbaer, Sunday, 25 February 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

seriously though, how commonplace is it between homosexual couples?

I'd say pretty darn common.

― Jesse, Monday, 26 February 2007 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

...more common than this thread would have you believe.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 26 February 2007 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

in 8 of my 10 serious (circa one year or more) relationships, iirc.

― sleeve, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

4 of 5 dentists recommend it

― Maria :D, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

Recta dentata?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

My lady has a beautiful anus, but we don't do it in da butt. I do not miss it at all. My lady has a beautiful vagina, too, and it also tastes nice.

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like anal if it weren't for the fact that it's butt

― Maria :D, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

This won't hurt a bit.... OOOOOOWWW ow ow ow ow ow

― Maria :D, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 07:07 (nineteen years ago)

bugger buggery

― gershy, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

wow this thread is a bit MOR isnt it. ive done it with a few ex-gfs. i dont know how so many people here can dismiss it outright when they havent even tried it. at least do it once before you say you dont think you would like it.

― titchyschneiderMk2, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

The idea of anal sex gives me the willies due to the many fistulotomies I've had to have for Crohn's disease. Seems like such a delicate area. Yeeeeeee.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

not nearly as common as it is between heterosexual individuals.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Until recently, it never held much appeal to me, and now it's only because it seems exciting and novel, but nobody I've been with has ever been interested, so it's moot. Not a big deal.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

but jaymc you have to make her BEHOLD YOUR BUTT WANT

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

i really do hate you, kenan

― ^@^, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i'd seriously like someone to tell me how common sex is between heterosexual couples. i'd like to know whether i'm being starved or used.

― darraghmac, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Dear ilx: between the pointy-shoe hating and the buttsexophobia, i barely recognize ye.

― collardio gelatinous, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

Casualty - S2 E2
"A drop of the hard stuff" by Roy Mitchell - 19/9/87

"Teenager, Lucy Cammack, comes in, she has an incontinent bladder. Mary discovers she has been having sex through her urethra, and she is desperate to get pregnant. She discharges herself. Tommy Harper, a famous footballer, goes home after drinking in the 'Stag & Hound', but after an argument with his girlfriend, he speeds off in his car. He hits Lucy, who then dies on arrival at casualty. Tommy goes through the car window, and suffers head injuries."

The moral is, don't have sex through the urethra or you will be hit by oncoming traffic.

― JTS, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

I used to always want it from my ex, butt he was like, "you just want it cuz it's 'dirty'" (like that's a bad reason?) and he wouldn't do it...i've tried to do it with the current many times and it fails

― emilys., Thursday, 1 March 2007 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

hey, i just wanted to apologize to kenan for what i wrote up there. it was an artless attempt at a joke that ended up looking especially ugly on the page. i know that kind of thing is par for the course on ilx and that people probably just glossed over it without paying it much mind, but it's been nagging at me for the past couple of days. sorry kenan.

― ^@^, Sunday, 4 March 2007 11:32 (nineteen years ago)

i've tried to do it with the current many times and it fails

it fails? what fails?

― CharlieNo4, Sunday, 4 March 2007 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't butt sex with a current known as a colonic?

― aimurchie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds hazardous.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 March 2007 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

what what

― unfished business, Sunday, 4 March 2007 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

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