We Have A Problem. Mark Wahlberg Is Still Alive

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― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

for the sandbox ;_;

Goodbye Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid
Even when you died
Oh the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude

Goodbye Norma Jean
From the young man in the 22nd row
Who sees you as something as more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

who are you

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

hahahah

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

it's me, the schef, duh lol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

3/5 of the rhys chatham album i bought yesterday is really awesome, guys

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Alien Resurrection is more enjoyable if you pretend in your mind that 100% of the dialogue was improvised

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

not really

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

Royal Trux's Accelerator + Ms. Pac Man=awes

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Ron Perlman: Earth! What a shithole!

Ron Perlman: So Ripley, you've run into these things before, right? So, like, what'd ya do?
Sigourney Weaver: I died!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

JUICY JUICY JUICE

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

i guess it was better than van helsing but it was still terrible and there was no scenes of ANYONE turning into a werewolf

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

Van Helsing is more enjoyable if you pretend Kate Beckinsale is actually topless the whole time, and has no lines

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

There are mental techniques for turning almost any piece of filmic dreck into something kind of fun. I learned this from the fire element that is within me

― TOMBOT, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

please do not ever refer to ghost rider in the same theoretical breath as any of these other movies ever again

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

also i have seen kate beckinsale topless and i'm gonna say do not want more tara reid tittied bitches, i'll rewatch only if i can pretend she's scarlet johannson, topless, with no lines the entire time, which basically makes it a totally different movie.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Accelerator is awesome.

― n/a, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

dude WTF i have actual work today????

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

t rex's electric warrior + sonic the hedgehog=awes

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

dear nu-ILX,

heres two things that will make our new relationship more special:

1. stop logging me out!
2. dont boot me to new answers after i post!

love,
peter

― 69, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

anything + sonic the hedgehog = awesomes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

anything + electric warrior = likewise!

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

300 has mcnulty

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm zr raises a good point actually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

turncoats. screw all you guys.

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

this place sucks

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

it's not that bad

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

IT IS TERRIBLE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

i've managed to not get logged out tho so far

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

I got logged out a lunch and not since then.

― Ed, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

it's not that different, it's not that bad. everybody just calm down and have a beer

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i got nowhere else to go

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

bring me one beer cowboy and i shall drink it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

it keeps putting borders around my images and stretching them out and stuff

― jh0shea, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

i've been logged out like four times today but wvs. does anyone want to get lunch with me and actually get a beer? could use one, or twenty, today.

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok huge problem with this place is that it is impossible to read the lettering they've picked out for the "type in these letters if you've known me before" thing that you have to do to a) register b) send someone an e-mail or view any info about them.

well ok it's not a huge problem but it's annoying me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

zr yes but i have to do interviews today. i will go do that if it is for tomorrow tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

it is possible every day, is the thing

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

:D
that is the spirit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

man i can't wait til the summer then we can truly do that every day and be outdoors somewhere, perhaps, and it will rule, a lot. SUMMER OF AWESOME is what i am planning, this year.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i believe there was at some point in the long-ago past discussion of cheap tempura + beerz lunchtimes, correct? that should happen.

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

yes, we were going to do that last year but it never worked out for some reason. we need to make it happen as soon as it is over 55 degrees outside.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

TONIGHT WE POST IN HELL

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

"tonight"

― teenagequiet, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha man that is another thing that will not get old for at least a while

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Remember that you can't use HTML tags - look below for formatting help!

FUCK THAT MESSAGE ARG I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER TO POST WHATEVER BULLSHIT I WAS ABOUT TO POST

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

aw ghost rider needs a nap!

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

sad story bro

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

i just want to know if it's me, man

― ghost rider, Monday, 26 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

you're kind of the devil's bounty hunter

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 26 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

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Reasons to be Cheerful

Booze
Music
Girls

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Sunday, 11 March 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

who wants to come over, drink a gimlet, and watch palm beach story

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

lookin at you, river wolf

― ghost rider, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider, that plan sounds remarkably OTM but I just finished watching Chinatown and I promised myself I'd spend some time outside in the daylight this weekend.

― I DIED, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

it was gorgeous weather today, i walked all the way from woodley park back to cap hill. seemed like a shame to take metro it's so nice out

― daria-g, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

i went and saw otters :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

and drank two (2) beers :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

lookin at you, river wolf

ghost rider on Sunday, March 11, 2007 3:00 PM (1 hour ago)

sorry dude, i was at a movie. in a different town.

that movie: 300

new best alltime drinking game movie of all time. some rules:

(1) drink everytime someone says sparta
(2) drink everytime someone loses a limb
(3) drink everytime someone says 'honor'
(4) drink everytime something is WTF (ie knifearm fatty)

plz suggest yr own!

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

also, i had an idea

get a nice summer night, get projector, get a 300 DVD, get 10 suitcases of beer, get a bunch (like, a LOT) of yr pals, project 300 on an outside wall, drink all beers before the movie is over

300 beers enter, 0 beers leave

― river wolf, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

i was invited w/some ppl to see that friday b/c they were like 'that's so bad it's awesome' & i was like.. it only encourages more bad movies when you go see movies that are bad

did the entire country decide on option #1? that thing made like $75 million! wtf

also I forgot about tati! is there more tati?

― daria-g, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

u put the beers on yr belly ally?

― jhøshea, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

inquiring minds want to know

they also want pictures of otters

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

chilling

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/allyzay/sets/72157594583480764/ <--- otters in here

also i have beer on my belly right now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/418206147_e52c1f36b3.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/418206147_e52c1f36b3.jpg

fixed?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rollingstones.com/bin/galImg/siteFiles/021090836f24.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

flipping is that guy's job

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

wait, fuck that

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W5N.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

that guy's FUCKING job

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

'bringing out the dead' is VISUAL!!!!!

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf, you are a madman. i want to party with you.

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

starting a declarative sentence with "river wolf" is up there with doing so with "ghost rider" in my books.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

DOWN BY THE RIVER

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

I SHOT MY BABY

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

I TOTALLY OVERREACTED ;_;

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

ugh dudes I am ghoul of mucus today

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

and also it is still 7 am at my job ha ha

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

How the hell are you guys still incubating winter germs over there? Summer is basically here already.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Also, can we WTF!J! at LJ on the crush thread.

Ans someone find me the sealion.

And Ally, you may have got all the lobo del rio, but where are the sloths?

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think technically the weather might have just turned springish for good this weekend

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

not that that helps me one bit

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:20 (eighteen years ago)

So is starting a new Bummers thread on the noise board like really, really unnecessary jw-baiting, or is it a blow for freedom?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

Answer, totally baiting.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god i'm never forgiving drinkin island for sending me to the crush thread

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

We could do with a new DC thread, loading the mid section is painful.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider, I couldn't suffer in silence. In my day soggy biscuit was only ever encountered when one's digestive was dunked for too long, and we certainly didn't write a letter to the Times to boast about it.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

it only encourages more bad movies when you go see movies that are bad

DARIA OTFM

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

Bernie Mac is sort of like Billie Carter and Geraldine Ferraro put together. DC X

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

hey if anyone wants to play the brackets go buck over here: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=60709

im kinda bummed im gonna be out of the country for the whole thing, but im totally into taunting from faraway lands and stuff!

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=60709

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

this is my favorite regional thread. :D

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

dudes we here now

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52669#unread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

hotlinkin'

hot lincoln:

http://www.archives.gov/education/lessons/lincoln-resolutions/images/lincoln-portrait.gif

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

what the hell is this ted shit

― un® (dayo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

― quincie, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

oh I didn't realize this was a DC thread

― un® (dayo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

So weird to look at this thread now. . .

― quincie, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

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