will someone please remind me next week to take out the trash?

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i keep forgetting.

― maura, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

in part i 'forget' because i hate hate hate going outside in the cold. curse you punxutawney phil!!

― maura, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is it the cold or is it the HYPERSEXUALISED ENIRONMENT THAT SHOWS EVERY SIGN OF GETTING WORSE?

― N., Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't hypermediated too.

― Tom, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, Michael McDonald...

During my post-college years, I lived @ this UCONN off-campus apartment complex. Next door neighbors were members of the school softball team. Left big transparent bags of garbage out on the back stoop forEVER. Flies flew around in the trash. The stench was something to behold. Eventually, we (meaning I) came around to the idea of TELLING THEM to please remove your refuse from the stoop, it smells quite bad. Took the four of them TWO TRIPS to dispose of all the garbage. Me & my roommates sat in our apartment laughing as the ladies complained about the stench & the general state of garbageness.

Maura, dear, TAKE OUT YOUR TRASH.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

heh thanks. i should probably also take out my billion newspapers, which have been gathering in my apartment since the beginning of the year. mm must.

― maura, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a huge newspaper pile too but I'm starting to quite like it.

― Tom, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My flatmate said he was going to take out the paper pile yesterday, instead when I got home after the footy, it was still there, as were an empty bottle of wine and four empty beer cans.

― chris, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Our paper pile is possibly a fire hazard and our overflowing bathroom bin (mostly overflowing with my fallen out hair and discarded beauty products) was definitely a health hazard. This means it is far too dangerous for me to attempt to deal with them and I leave it to Pete who is a Fire Warden and qualified First Aider. Also I enjoy living in squalor as anyone who has been in my festering bedroom can testify.

― Emma, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That reminds me, I wonder if I've remembered to take out the empty pizza box which I originally ordered in... November or so. Ah yes I have because I did RECYCLING at the same time and thought how nice and tidy my room looked. Now it is just tolerable! I do not have enough places for my STUFF!

― Sarah, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maura, don't forget you've got a date with Bubba next week. (Har har.)

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I emptied the bathroom bin which, as it was being decanted into Sainsbury's bags disgorged a huge gobbet of Emma's hair dried with soap and mould on it.

That woman's a health ahazard.

― Pete, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pete goes Elvis.

― N., Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

main reason i gave up reading newspapers = piles

ahahaha i shd have my own talk radio show no? "alanis why the long face?" genius i am the ronan of hackney

― mark s, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That reminds me of our Games teacher, who used to say "Stop giving me black looks!" to black classmates. Oh how we laughed.

― N., Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MAURA YOU LAZY SOD. EAT YOUR GARBAGE . PIG

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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