Do you sing songs to yourself during the day? If so, what are the lyrics?

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This is my ode to the dog (2/27/7)

You goofy bastard
You goofy bastard
you're a silly fuck.
A silly silly fuck
(but I love you anyhow).

remy bean, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

From 2/24:

The TV host Bear Gryllis
When he was stuck in Alaska
He ate the tails and gill-is
Of a fish he hadn't kille-ed
I like me some fresh sushi
But if you really aska
meeeeeeeeeee......
I'd first make sure the fish was dead
you seeeeeeee...........

remy bean, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

(at christmas)

Good King Wenkelmann last looked out
On the crisps of Bevan
When the bones lay roundabout
Full of chips and freedom
Outside there was a snowball fight
though the frost was cru-el
Then an old man came in sight
Asking for some cho-oclate

"What the heck do you want?"
Asked Good King Wenkelmann to the ma-an
"I am old and very cold" said the ma-an
"Why don't you come i-i-inside?" said King Wenkelmas
"I will go and get you
So-o-o-o-ome chocolate"

"Thank you very much Mr King" said the o-old ma-an
"Not a worry, I am rich" said Good King Wenkelma-a-nn
"Now fuck off and let me sleep" he said to the man again
"That's not very kind is it?" re-e-plied the ma-a-n

(it goes on and on like this).

the next grozart, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 10:54 (nineteen years ago)

I have a tendency to sing the hook from songs a little too enthusiastically. This week we've had Rehab, Encore en Fois and Dub Be Good To Me.

The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

One of my most favourite threads of all time

C J, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oooh, I don't think I'm quite as bad as that. Or at least I hope not.

26/02/2007: "Try to make me go to rehab, I say no no no . . . "
27/02/2007: "ENCORE EN FOIS!" shoted loudly and indiscrimintly.
28/02/2007: "I don't care 'bout your other girls, just be good to me."

oh noes, I AM THE ENEMY!

The worst was when I burst into You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman.

The Wayward Johnny B, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 11:20 (nineteen years ago)

i sing songs to my cat all day long, whenever he crosses my path. the subjects vary, from his weight, to his fluffiness, to his laziness, to various other character traits that i imagine him to have (cue latebloomer's jpeg). he doesn't seem to mind, he's always around. i'm a freelancer and yes i often get bored.

stevie, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

I like to sing "Bossy" to my dog as she reminds me a lot of Kelis.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

ouch

blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

bbut my dog's really bossy and sassy!

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)


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