if you and your mother were both offered a million quid to have consensual, protected sex with each other, and she has already agreed, would you do it?

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Option	Votes
No	21
n/a	4
Yes	3
will do it for £1000m	3
will do it for £10m	1
will do it for £2m	0
will do it for £100m	0

― ken c, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

A million squid?

― Jesse, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

I want to make a joke, but it's 6:20 in the morning, so I'll just give you the raw element and let you try to make something funny.

"Squid pro quo, Clarice"
"A million quid pro quo, Clarice"

[/what am i doing awake]

― Jesse, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

OK ken c I hate you.

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

THE ULTIMATE DILEMMA

― unfished business, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

dilemmama

― ken c, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

wager mama

wagemama

― unfished business, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

What happens if you do this, take the money and realise that your new found wealth has directly contributed to your father's death? You'd have to blind yourself or something.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

OK, so really the worst part here is this: "and she has already agreed"!! NONONONONONO!!!11

― Jesse, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

You forgot the "yes, if it can be anal" option :-/

― StanM, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, can we edit polls?

― ken c, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

Fucks sake, ken. (hurl)

― Pashmina, Thursday, 1 March 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

does either of us actually have to get off?

― bernard snowy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Ken! I feel ill.

― Anna, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

i abstein

― blueski, Thursday, 1 March 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

no. wait... £1000 million? yes. no AGH

actually fuck it, i would clearly say yes.

― Slumpman, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

After teaching the boys Marry, Fuck, Kill the other week, Richie suggested: a dead hooker, a homeless guy with scabs on his ass, and yr mom.

― G00blar, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

No. And the "n/a" option is depressing.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

i abstein

I could fuck her for you if you want?

― Matt DC, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

you're a good friend but you're not that good.

― blueski, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

is that what your mum said?

― ken c, Thursday, 1 March 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

where's the "Garu G" option? also, I fail to see why the protection is needed at this point.

― gershy, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

MY MOTHER IS DEAD.

can i still get the money if i fuck her?

― kenan, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

A million quid each?

― JW, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think my momma would go for it...no amount of euro is enough for her to sacrifice her chance to chill at God's throne forever and a day.

― Abbott, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I believe Ken's mother lives in Hong Kong.

Either that or Milton Keynes.

I can't believe she really said yes.

― PJ Miller, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

the power of money

― ken c, Friday, 2 March 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm rather doubtful I could sustain the kind of turgor required for coitus with my mother.

I could use the cash, though.

― Michael White, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

I'm rather doubtful I could sustain the kind of turgor required for coitus with my mother.

^^^^
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― unfished business, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Would you rather lick the cow's butt, or make out with your mom?

EWWW!! You would lick a cow's BUTT??? oh, that is DISGUSTING!!!

Would you rather lick the cow's butt, or massage your dad's ass?

Just do it we need the money.

― billstevejim, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

quid pro quim

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

Priceless: Living with the knowledge for the rest of yr life that you turned yr mother into a whore.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Uh, and yourself.

― Michael White, Saturday, 3 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I became comfortable with that fact decades ago.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 3 March 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

there are 7 very sick individuals on ILX.

also: doh. forgot to log in to check the results on 18th march

― ken c, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

C'mon, a million quid!

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:29 (eighteen years ago)

Well, well, well, I wouldn't have expected this from you, Tuomas. Suddenly got off your Greerian high horse and gave into money?

― nathalie, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

narrowly avoided the "coming into money" funnie...

― Mark G, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

LJagger RIP

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 09:45 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, the title said she has already agreed.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 10:08 (eighteen years ago)

That was to Nath.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

so you're a mommy's baby ey? ;-)

― nathalie, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

Nah, but I'm poor.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

in moral integrity yeah

― ken c, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think i like my mom enough to do this for any amount

― lfam, Thursday, 29 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

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