John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It

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Shots, cocktails, punches. Beer bombs and coffee drinks.

You give us the recipes--we'll drink the drinks and post the pics.

John called me up last night and said, "Jeff, the good folks at ilx made so many wonderful drink suggestions on my birthday thread, it would be sad shame not to try them all. We should order these drinks and document the event."

To which, I replied, "Whoa."

We may not get to all of your courageous cocktails, libidinous libations, and sordid shots, but we may die trying (with photo-documentation).

A dynamic drunkard's documentary of debauchery. Interactive, no less!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

So, give us more suggestions. We’ll start this weekend, and continue, most likely, for the rest of our sodden lives.

Here are some of the drink suggestions from John’s birthday thread:

Hoorah!
Last night, the waitress at the Red Dragon helped Jeff and Mike create two shots named the "Fuck John" and the "Fuck John Again".
They worked. She also apoligized later and told me that the "Fuck John Again" was made up of 151, tequila, vodka, whiskey, and tobasco.
I fear this will not catch on and make me famous.

John Justen (johnjusten) on Wednesday, 1 March 2006 23:29 (1 year ago)
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If you all want to vote for/design a drink for me (that won't actually kill me), I promise to go to a bar after work and drink it, and then post the results. My pain is my birthday present to you.

Also, I'm paying for it, so any top shelf stuff is getting subbed for rail.

John Justen on Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:15
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Some friends and I suggest a few drink names, which John might or might not like to use:

Fainting Lady
Witch's Tit
Asshole Surgeon

(don't even ask what kind of conversation we were having)

Sara R-C on Thursday, 1 March 2007 18:20
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BTW, the "Fuck John" is made of equal parts Bailie's, Tequila, and Southern Comfort. I invented it and I cast my vote thusly.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:10
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3 parts flavored vodka
1 part club soda
1 part simple syrup

I call it "The Sickly Sweet".

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:25
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Care to specify the flavor of the vodka?

John Justen on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:29
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That is up to the user. I suggest vanilla or pepper.

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30
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One part Dr. McGillicudy's Peppermint Schnapps
One part Blackberry brandy
One part Malibu

"Fainting Lady"

Sara R-C on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:30
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2 Tablespoons sugar
1 shot whipping cream
1 shot vodka

I call it "The Pearl Necklace"

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:34
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2 parts SoCo
2 parts Jim Beam

It's called "The Stripper".

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:42
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Equal parts Sambuca, Tequila, and Pomegranite Juice.

"vile drink for you to drink tonight, in order to exact my revenge," as per FB's suggestion for a drink name.

Sara R-C on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:43
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3 parts Jaegermeister
1 part dry vermouth
1 part cream

The "Diarrhea Martini".

HI DERE on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:45

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2 parts Jagermeister
1 part Rumplemintz
1 large marble

"The Heimlich" aka "The Really Dead Nazi"

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows on Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:58

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1 pt hot sauce
1 pt tequila, shittiest you can find

i call that the "dan perry"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:15

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12 oz can Coors (not light)
dash Tabasco Habanero sauce

"My Life As An Enlisted Man"

TOMBOT on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:20

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1 part vodka
1 part tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash blue gatorade

this will be called "the gargamel special"

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:29

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1 case black label
15-20 inches snow

drink case, have drunk snowball fight

i call this "the seward"

ghost rider on Thursday, 1 March 2007 20:32

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

John enjoys “My Life as an Enlisted Man" by Tom

My Life as an Enlisted Man
12 oz can Coors (not light)
dash Tabasco Habanera sauce

Here, John substituted Old Style for Coors. Let’s see how it turned out.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/407528275_4e3180c3ca_o.jpg
John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 06:36
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old style definitely rates the hot sauce treatment

TOMBOT on Friday, 2 March 2007 03:52
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FINE. How much per can?

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:24
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Oh. I see, a dash. Report to follow.

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:25
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I think like 5 drops at least. I'd put in more tho.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:25
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OK, that was pretty good. I had to sub normal Tobasco though.

BTW, the hot sauce appears to settle to the bottom. Perhaps I need a swizzle stick.

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:45
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Just shake it up.

Sara R-C on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:47
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everyone needs swizzle sticks.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:48

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True dat.

Nothing goes better with the "My Life As An Enlisted Man" than Foreigner - "Juke Box Hero", by the way. I HAVE STARS IN MY EYES!

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 04:58

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oh dude you should also try "double vision" with that cocktail

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Friday, 2 March 2007 05:05

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Don't think that double vision was neglected. I DON'T FOREIGNER HALF-ASS, DUDE.

John Justen on Friday, 2 March 2007 05:42

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

one part windsor
one part tabasco sauce
one part red bull

called

"I Fucking Hate Your Ass"

― the sir weeze, Friday, 2 March 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Post-coma report: Old Style tastes much better with Tabasco in it than without.

Note: You can also vote for one of the above choices if you aren't feeling creative.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

tonight i will put hot sauce in my beers

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

in hell

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

You two are a riot. Making up weird drinks is much more fun than physiology take home tests, though, so I know what I'll do for distraction. Thanks for being ILX's guinea pigs.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

DC ILX is going to revive Enlisted Man tonight, I think.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh dude that picture rules. i can't wait to see you drink the gargamel special.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Keep the dream alive!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

It is not an easy flavor to escape from. Once you do it a few times and enjoy it, going and having a domestic american yeller lager without any vinegary hot pepper goodness just seems vaguely disappointing on many levels, and soon enough everybody at the bar is pointing at "that weirdo" as you shake the last few drops out of the gratis tabasco from one of the dining tables into your Bud and swirl it around.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

yeah well people said einstein was weird too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

if you guys drink a nipsy russell i will paypal you $50

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

so named because after my friend drank it (and before he passed out) he spoke unconsciously (?) in rhyme for the rest of the night

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

I am intrigued. Tell me more. Of waht is it made?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

And don't forget the "College Students Are Sometimes Idiots:"

cherry Jello shots with vodka

add more vodka than necessary

then add Jolly Ranchers to try to firm the shots up.

I know; it's been done before. Perhaps the candy should be of a contrasting flavor to add extra interest (like, say, lemon or grape. Oooh, or you could go really wild and toss in those hard candies called "Root Beer Barrels").

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

i need to text or email my friend for the full recipe. from what i remember it involved a pureed habanero pepper.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

so many drink recipes lost to the haze oh, uh, drinking.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

one time we put some vodka and gummy worms in a plastic cup and left them overnight. The worms soaked up as much vodka as physics would allow, the rest evaporated, and we ended up with a rainbow-camouflaged, perfectly circular alcoholic gummi disc, a little lumpy, a lot squishy, at the bottom of the cup.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0313040/images/ANobel.gif

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

High Life Mimosa -
1 - 12 oz bottle Miller High Life
2 - fl oz of orange juice

It is easy and very surprisingly yummy.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

SPARK BACARDI PICARD: (this is a shot)

1 part Sparks
1 part Bacardi Rum

Everyone drinks at the same time, only after the toaster says "ENGAGE" though.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Okay. "The Witch's Tit" (co-inventor is my friend C0ry)

This should be served in a martini glass:

1 part ice cold vodka
1 part ice cold Midori
1 part ice cold green creme de menthe
1 malted milk ball
Optional: float a piece of dry ice on the top.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

you have to realize whenever evaporation is going on it's just going to focus whatever flavors are in the booze, just like cooking, so this drunkards' gummi cookie did have a sort of hospital disinfectant aftertaste to it, I think those of us who dared only managed to eat about half of it and then gave up.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Note: I meant "toastmaster" but I'm sure it's only a matter of a few more of these before talking toasters happen also.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

All right, the gummi one will take prep time, but I'm committed to that one for the good of ILX, and for SCIENCE!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and one time we were doing alphabet shots at the bar and my friends got to Q and came up with "The Quickie Queef." I was so disgusted by this that I starting ranting about how if they were going to call something such a fucking disgusting name then I was going to make the bartender bring us a fucking disgusting shot. I settled on gin & milk. I don't know if anybody else was stupid enough to actually throw it back besides me. I suppose I had a point to make.

"The Quickie Queef"
1 part gin
1 part milk
100% Fuck You Guys

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

Something licorice flavored in that and I bet it would actually be OK for human consumption.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

And the most recent discovery that I can remember is that Jarrito's -whatever flavor- and Gin, at least that new fancy limified RANGPUR stuff tanqueray's come out with, is delicious.

"IT'S DELICIOUS"

4 parts Jarrito's flavor of your choice (I make mine GUAYABA)
1 part Tanqueray Rangpur Gin

shake or stir and serve over ice in a tumbler.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

THE NIPSY RUSSELL:

6 PARTS TEQUILA
2 PARTS TRIPLE SEC
1 PART LEMON JUICE
1 PART LIME JUICE
1 PART GRAPEFRUIT JUICE
1 PUREED HABANERO PEPPER (OTHER RING-STING INDUCING PEPPER WILL SUFFICE)
SALT

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i swear to god there was some random, inane ingredient other than the pepper but he's blanking

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

I will drink that out of a fucking mug

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

does it get ice

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i iced it but not necessary

i'm making that shit tonight before i go out

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit.

I think we might have to work our way up to that, but I'm game for it at some point.

FB, we're doing this tonight, unless the clutches of icy death descend again, right?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

The more I look at it, the better it sounds. I have no peppers, though. I also don't have a blender.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

The "OH YEAH!":

1 part cheapest whisky available
2 parts Kool-Aid of your choice

Must be drank at room temperature, preferrably while lost somewhere in the Appalachians.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

This mini cuisinart is pretty awesome, we pretty much use it on a nightly basis.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

that looks like something i would have made in college while eating a "burger" that was a pound of meat on white bread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

FB, give John a decent blender for his birthday. They aren't that expensive.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

If it's a roasted pepper (ie mushy) you can just use one of those hand/immersion blenders in the mixing cup.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I never came up with a name for this (I guess it could be called the "Oh Shit We're Out Of Mixers") but:

Crush mint leaves & sugar a la mint julep in bottom of cup. Add ice. Over that pour 2 oz gin to 2 oz apple juice.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

this is like an alcoholic dr. strongo's thread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

The discovery of the "OH YEAH!" was followed by the invention of what is now one of my favorite camping games, to be played when camped under an overhang about 1/2 a mile up any random mountain in Appalachian NC:

Ingredients:

1 campsite 1/2 mile up mountain side
4-7 campers in a state of ruin
1 glowstick

Throw glowstick down mountain. Campers scramble to collect glowstick and make it back to campsite first. Winner gets next turn throwing glowstick. Repeat until either a) glowstick gets caught in a tree, or b) nobody gives a shit anymore. Warning: there is also the possibility of bear interference.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

John, I'm doing this shit tonight. I'll be AWOL tomorrow night and possibly Sunday.

We won't be drinking all of these in one night. We will carry the torch indefinitely.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

We won't be drinking all of these in one night.

Your liquor bill would be horrendous! (Um, buy stuff from my brother next time you go to HSTNGS, though, plz.)

We will carry the torch indefinitely.

That's good because this won't be the last take home test I need creative distraction from. Oh yeah, and your health, etc.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

OMFG THE NIPSY RUSSELL LOOKS AMAZING

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

i want to be drinking a nipsy russell right now.

there may be bear interference tonight too.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

ok that last post is nonsense, right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 1026 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

mmm fish booze

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

You might think that, but you would be wrong

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:25 (twelve years ago)

what are the quintessentially minnesotan shots?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

Habenero infused tequila shots have just ruined a bunch of evenings

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)

nipsy or no cred

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)

So yeah that was a shot of smoked salmon vodka

http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/ap/salmon%20vodka-1640097240_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

this shit? I have some, it's sick

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

I NEED MORE UPDATES

― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

^^^^

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

I fucked up my phone!

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

I don't feel
Good

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

are you.... drink in uptown?

― mh, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

Drunk, that is

― mh, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

We were not drunk, no

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

Otm re mod powers

A bog is a bog

― dub job deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

I realise that the 'will drink it' crew is not currently ongoing, but: marmite vodka?

― emil.y, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:10 (twelve years ago)

I would drink it

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

god what a wonderful thread

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

Looking forward to explaining this thread to my son one day.

― waterface down (jjjusten), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

breast milk cocktail time imo

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

what?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

White ~~Russian~~ Minnesotan

― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

I was, in fact, offered a breast milk White Russian

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, August 19, 2013 11:39 AM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um, wait. What?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

We were transitioning from a harbor cruise celebrating the marriage of Fluffy Bear/Austerity Ponies to his wonderful wife to a bar and I was ditching my jacket in the car. Another guest was going to go pump in her car and cracked a joke about making everyone White Russians. I wasn't paying attention to her so all I heard was "White Russians" and I assumed she said something about buying White Russians at the bar, so I said "okay sure!" and she went "OMG I WAS KIDDING" and it wasn't until the elevator door closed that I realized what she must have said.

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

we later went out to this woman's house in Waltham and drank a shit-ton of beer; still no White Russians tho </robbed>

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

hahahahaha

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

I love that I will drink spam infused 151 or beer with anchovy paste but somehow a shot using breast milk is a bridge too far.

― waterface down (jjjusten), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

what if, and just hear me out on this... what if you put anchovy paste in the breast milk

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

I will put $20 into a betting pool that jjj has had a shot with breast milk within the year

― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

It's supposed to be really sweet.

If I ever breastfeed there's no way I'm not tasting that shit.

Don't look at me like that.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

jjj I have an idea: BREAST MILK STOUT

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

my christing god

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:48 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

pretty sure this is a bot randomly creating cocktails, but there are some recommendations in here to be sure: https://twitter.com/good_cocktails

― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

uhoh

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

FB is in town for new years, trouble may be had by all

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

Skype/Hangout IMO

― SHAUN (DJP), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

perhaps use google hangout and post info to the thread

― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/disney-themed-cocktails-you-need-to-try-asap

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr03/26/16/enhanced-10906-1393449491-1.jpg

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

90% of these are just a dessert in a glass

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/26/16/enhanced-16683-1393449428-1.jpg

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

100% of these are just horrible

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

the mushu is the only one that seems thread-ready

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

I will drink the shit out of everything on that list

MARK MY WORDS

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)

you could change the names of the drinks to something fancy-sounding and probably make a killing as a "martini bar"

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

I'm into the one with gin/mint/green tea

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 February 2014 01:50 (eleven years ago)

Uhoh

― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Friday, 28 February 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)

ten years pass...

https://midwesttoday.com/blogs/archive/illinois-fines-brewery-for-making-cicada-infused-malort

Oh, what could have been

― laughter is the best weapon (DJP), Saturday, 10 August 2024 18:55 (one year ago)

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