How Am I Unlike Anna Nicole Smith

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My mother, today, compared me to ANS, and I started a list. I would like you to add to it.

Several ways that I am not like Anna Nicole Smith:
Not rich.
Not dead.
Not blonde.
Not a mother.
Not a former stripper.
Not a former resident of the Bahamas.
Not a former fast-food worker.
Not a Trim-Spa spokesmodel.

― aimurchie, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Are you a golddigger y/n?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know you so these are just guesses but:

Not a former Guess model.
Not Playmate of the Year.
Not a star in your own terribly embarrassing reality program.

― Jenny, Sunday, 4 March 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

Have you ever requested Guess model papers?

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

DO YUO HAVE REEL TITTAYS

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

Have you ever been in a Leslie Neilsen movie?

― Trayce, Monday, 5 March 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

Has the US Supreme Court ever found in your favor on an issue of probate exception?

― Jenny, Monday, 5 March 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

Did you marry an old rich dude only to find that he died without providing for you in his will?

― Jenny, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

Presuming the following:

You're not an alcoholic.
You do not take a regular mix of uppers, downers, painkillers and Trimspa.
You also don;t combine those with your alcohol when yr drinkin.

― the table is the table, Monday, 5 March 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

That feeling you get when you realize Kate Upton is a dead ringer for early modeling Anna Nicole Smith

― Cunga, Saturday, 2 March 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

"I like Kate Upton because it's like we got a second chance with Anna Nicole Smith. I don't know if you ever saw the 500 Days of Summer but at the end of the movie, after he's heartbroken, he meets a girl named Fall or something and we know it's his Second Chance. It's exactly like that."

― Cunga, Tuesday, 25 June 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

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