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Welcome!

― Ronan, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere!

umma take a nap but I'll be back later.

― jessie monster, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

that's ok...this thread has no rules.

― Ronan, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

Location: Universal.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

electricity is something we all can enjoy.

― Ronan, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

A thread once again!

― kv_nol, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bized.co.uk/images/eu_flag.jpg

― Ronan, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

BONERS Needs Food: Jan Mayen 24

http://www.appliedlanguage.com/maps_of_the_world/map_of_jan_mayen.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hopupmag.com/pictures/hopup14-b.jpg

― Ronan, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

There may or may not be a food called pie and it may or not be good and it may consist of several ingredients but not always

― JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's just 10 posts in, but I would fight and die to defend this thread.

― Ronan, Monday, 5 March 2007 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/061802/molecules-are-everywhere.gif

so clearly this thread doesn't have to be, I am feeeling maybe slightly protective of it. It needs nurturing.

― Matt, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.padretrailscc.org/dnature0406-1.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

my text input keeps switching to japanese. :/

should I eat another hot dog before I go listen to an MTV lady tell us things to make the radio station better that we can't actually afford to do?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

maybe. hot dogs are poison tho

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh, I am eating this hotdog after wolfing down three friday night made me violently ill.

improvement #1: get tower that broadcasts beyond 10-foot radius.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

man, fuck those fat cats trying to boss you around!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

maybe they will buy us a new tower.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

I hurt. Someone post a picture of a kitten, already.

― Zora, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

i have a bag of twisties.

― haitch, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

What are twisties?

― Zora, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twisties

― haitch, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg i never realised that they're only sold in four countries!!

― haitch, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

they look perfect.

― Zora, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

I hope I'm not too late...

http://i17.tinypic.com/2lue8gx.jpg

― StanM, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 07:14 (nineteen years ago)

Haitch, I didn't know that either! Twisties rock.

― Roz, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

I love a non-balkanised balkan thread! Very trippy! So there are no rules at all on this thread? *Takes off trousers* FREEDOM!!! *punches boss*

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

What was your boss doing in your trousers?

― StanM, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

creating bad authority feelings

― Ronan, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

So very true ;_;

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

Haitch, I didn't know that either! Twisties rock.

Indeed, who doesn't want a bag of australia's number one extruded snack food? That's such an accolade to have, it's a wonder it's not on their posters.

I have Reeses Pieces that Mister M. brought back from California. They're not as good as I remember.

― accentmonkey, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

this is the most beautiful place i've ever been

give me a hug

― jabba hands, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

It's never too late for a picture of a kitten.

/hugs

― Zora, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sitting at home recording some old 12"s on the off chance i might wanna listen to them again some day. currently up: Portishead's 'Revenge Of The Number'. next: Les Negresses Vertes 'Mambo Show'

― blueski, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:17 (nineteen years ago)

What the hell do we need this thread for? Aren't there a hundred other rolling threads about nothing already? Why can't you take it to the Excelsior thread or whatever!

{/stevem}

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

Are Twisties the same as Niknaks?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

never get the latter in the former

― blueski, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

<i>this is the most beautiful place i've ever been

give me a hug</I>

That's the spirit.

On this thread I do tags whatever way I like, ignoring the tyranny of the red HATE CRIME message.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

also...here <hug> tags always remain opened

― Ronan, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, brothers and sisters of this wonderful thread,.the day is coming when the "places" will unite against us. that's right....Chicago...Tittwis...and the others.

They WILL try to take this thread away, to tell you you are insane. It is time to begin stockpiling arms.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.childhoodfantasies.com/images/arm2.jpg

― Mark C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

you're lucky this thread is a place of love.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

Those are arms of love!

― Mark C, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

baggsy rear gunner

― Ste, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

The only way to keep this thread a place of love is to brutally destroy any who get in our way

― tissp, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

This is, like, Ronan's Waterheater thread of Peace and Stuff, innit?

― StanM, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

Waterheater = kettle

― braveclub, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

Those are arms of love!

They look like creepy arms of love coming to get you while you sleep.

But you know, in a loving way.

― accentmonkey, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

who will volunteer to smother the children when the state comes to force race mixing

― Ronan, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

i can't i have to hang out the laundry

― blueski, Tuesday, 6 March 2007 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 1139 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I know! Maybe they'll have a horse-drawn carriage to take them to the church, because there's nothing classier than Barbie dream coach on your wedding day.

I'm sorry if anyone here had a Barbie dream coach to take them to the church.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 07:36 (eighteen years ago)

Congrats to your brother! I take it that this is not the one I met based in Scotland or the other based in London? Savage!

Barbie Dream Coach? Oh dear...

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 07:39 (eighteen years ago)

Sure, I heard about a couple in Lucan who were pissed off because they were denied clearance from air traffic control at Baldonnell aerodrome to travel from the church to their reception by helicopter.

Talk about money to burn. Jesus.

Anyway, no, it's Ed, who is the middle brother. We are all very happy, his lady is lovely and already like one of the family (in that she calls us on our birthdays to tell us we smell of poo, which only family is really allowed to do).

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://whatisee.org/mt/archives/images/racept-1.jpg

We got married here, by a justice of the peace. Just us and the kids. We didn't tell anyone we were doing it, because it would have turned into a clusterfuck of friends and family (otherwise known as "a wedding").

It's a life-saving station in Provincetown. Using a cannon, they used to fire life-preservers on ropes out to sinking ships. The outer cape is full of shipwrecks. Lots of rocks. We just stumbled upon the place and called up the J.P., who drove out to perform the deed. She told us that a pair of whales had come into the town harbor, so we drove over there and saw them. Astonishing. They were breaching right by the dock.

― Beth Parker, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

essex is without doubt the best place 2 haev wedding

― g-kit, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

I used to work for a company that provided carriages for weddings. They were none of them pink, however. Perhaps they missed a trick there?

― Zora, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you said that he was married! Madness! She is truly family if she is allowed away with that kind of thing :)

How was trad gig? (Apologies for odd behaviour on Saturday and any rudeness. I was not doing so good with the whole hangover).

Beth, I can't see that. G-kit I know nothing of Essex.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

i went to a FUN wedding this past weekend. it was held at this woodsy retreat with ducks, paddle boats, canoes, obscene amounts of champagne & a cake that didn't have too much icing & tasted good. everyone looked so pretty and cute!

― Ai Lien, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

Pedaloes + booze = deathtrap, surely?

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

Oh me oh my my grammar belongs in a sty :(

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

Not to mention my attempts to rhyme :(

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

Or spell.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cr.nps.gov/maritime/park/oldhbr.jpg

Here's another pic. Can you see it?

― Beth Parker, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Zoom-In-able Life-Saving Station!

― Beth Parker, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Aparently there are life-saving stations all over the place.

― Beth Parker, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

Kev-lol, you were your usual charming self on Saturday, do not fear. Also you look v. well. Seems you have dropped that weight that was nagging at you. Good show.

Nope, it is my older brother who is married.

Beth, Mister M and I got married in a park in Halifax NS, for exactly the same reason as you: couldn't be arsed to organize a wedding.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Relief to heat that I wasn't as bad as I thought and thanks for compliment, will be keeping at it but always nice to hear something's happened!

Beth, that looks wonderful. V cool.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

FREEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!111

― g-kit, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

(and polar bears)

― g-kit, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

???

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

got told off on watercooler

― g-kit, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

What for? Did you cross the thread-mistress?

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

FFS, g-kit, Mitya asked you not to spoil the plot of a television programme he hasn't seen yet. How is that getting "told off"?

Don't spread terrible lies about people across different threads. That's really not very nice.

― Masonic Boom, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Was this programme LOST? Bold g-kit! I still haven't watched it though.

Chill out everyone. No need to have a go at each other on a different thread.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

aka we are all at peace on island ATNATTIALSO...

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

terrible lies

roffle

― Ms Misery, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Now now everyone. There are no rules but hate crimes are bad mkay?

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

And after a brief scuffle, the Wombles settled back down to their snoozy afternoon.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no! I've the theme stuck in my head :(

But then I remember the only good bit in Breakfast on Pluto so I feel better. Score.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

What's a womble?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

Here you go.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

They're fictional creatures who live on Wimbledon Common and make things out of litter. They live in burrows and they choose their names from Great Uncle Bulgaria's huge atlas, so they are called things like Tobermory and Orinoco and Wellington.

Elizabeth Beresford wrote the books, which are brilliant, and the BBC adapted some of the stories for television in the seventies, also brilliant.

Or, what Kev-lol said.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

hmm, interesting. The one I saw looked like a furrier fraggle.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

One of them later co-wrote Katie Muehla's (I can't spell her name and there's no way I'll google it) songs. Sad but true. Bloody theme still in my head accentmonkey. You are mean.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Underground overground wombling free!

Also, ZOMBLES! They eat discarded brains.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

!!!! That sounds like a frightening children's book. So this thread's inhabited by zombies then?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

You made zombles up!

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Ho ho, nicked!

The thread only has zombies on it if Kev-lol's been on the batter the night before, can I get a witness?

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Don't spread terrible lies about Wombles across various threads! Keep 'em on this one. Uncle Bulgaria has a map of the world that shows where every Illuminati obelisk is located.

Also: FU I R TOTALLY ALERT ON MORNING AFTER...

It's the afternoons that kill me :(

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Going to Mulligans later so will prob be as bad tomorrow :)

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

there are no rules except we PURGE hate criminals. (blood will pour out their nose)

― Ronan, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

The recycled rubbish is used to make wraps for cocaine sold on wimbledon common.

Jesus Ronan, that's hardcore. Soon to start new thread Ronan? There are many posts or is that too close to DC, Watercooler and other balkan threads? Will we keep this going until we break server?

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

ACtually, how to tell how many posts?

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know. I suppose we should. If that's ok with everyone? This is a democracy.

― Ronan, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is long for me. I get intimidated when I open huge threads and have to try to find where I left off.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Don't, like, give it a 2 or ii after the name. This is organic man, not linear. Like, don't get all numerically fascist and stuff. That's just my opinion dude.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Chicago's been keeping it loose with no numbers.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I have to go now. I leave it to you people to decide.

http://trio.caamuseum.org/image.asp?media=%5C%5Cserver2003%5Chome%5Cimages%5CMovies%5CDo+the+Right+Thing.jpg

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Woah. Hueg.

― kv_nol, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Never mind. I have started new thread.

― accentmonkey, Monday, 14 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

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