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mrs k-rad & I went to see this film @ the tyneside cinema the night before last. We enjoyed it very much. As did the audience of mainly older folk. By which I mean not just older than me (no mean feat) but even older than mark s or the good dr c. I liked the good acting, clever dialogue, & the fact that it didn't bash the whole clarse thing about yer head too much. However we have no TV and haf not been to pics since we saw "run lola run" quite a while ago. So just the fact that the pictures moved & talked poss overcame any critical faculties we may have remaining.

Beware, BTW, we are getting a DVD player and a non tv-receiving type monitor. I notice some tarkovsky movies out on DVD. I could bore for england abt laughing andrei & probably will @ some point. Him and Werner Herzog. Brace yerselves. Oh, and I will buy "Institute Benjementa" as my 1st DVD if it's available. I am an art house whore.

Norman Phay, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oi young norman less of your side

mark s, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Older than mark s? Wow, were they on respirators? Har har.

Good flick tho. My main impression was that Clive Owen of Croupier fame (another great movie) is ridiculously good looking.

bnw, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"young" ha ha ha I am staring 40 in the face.

Norman Phay, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am looking at the back of its head

anyway yr not too old for a whupping so think on

mark s, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shall I go & stand in thee corner, or do 100 lines?

norman Phay, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Clive Owen is ace. He was around my flat for a [hoto shoot - nice guy.

suzy, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked Gosford Park, one of Altman's good ones. With an ensemble cast that large it is difficult to to let any one character dominate, though as he showed in Cookie's Fortune one actor pitching it at a completely different level (Glenn CLose's histrionics) can knock the whole film out of whack. That doesn't happen here. The only actor who really does anything diferent is the aforemnetbtioned Owen, who seems to have brooding down toa fine art now.

Kelly Macdonald as our nominal viewpoint character and girl detective also stood out. All in all a nice, tight engaging film. Perhaps slightly let down by its quite poor mystery element (I did not really care who did it and the denoument was unbelievable), and the vague idea of what this cast could have done if it had been a Wodehouse plot. Still, excellent work.

Pete, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pete is OTM.

didn't bash the whole clarse thing about yer head too much
Hmm, not sure 'bout that. Interesting inversion of your normal Agatha Christie logic tho' (where murder always committed by someone "upstairs", whereas "downstairs" is either stupid or blackmailer or second victim, or all 3.)

Jeff W, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yer cheeky monkey, Phay. One of these days I'll wrap your triple- necked flying V upside ya head!

Dr. C, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, Suzy! Are there any celebs you haven't met?

RickyT, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I didn't meet Rupert Everett at the Pet Shop Boys party last night. The Clive Owen thing was an accident - my friend Piers needed to take his picture at an Urban Location, eg. my roof terrace and flat.

suzy, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Enjoyed it a whole hell of a lot despite:

1. The old person snoring in front of us.

2. The not-as-old person snoring behind us.

3. The person next to us commenting on everything: "Oh that's nice she took the dog"; "Green... green, the screen is so nice and green" etc.

4. The people who sat down across from us 30 minutes in. After taking several minutes to get settled (jackets off, popcorn eating, package opening), they realized they were in the wrong theater and talked at length with the people next to them about how confusing the complex is. Try matching the massive iron number above the doorway to the number on your ticket...

Andy K, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you ever need a SUBurban location let me know, Suzy. Y'know decaying 20's semi, IKEA furniture, list of babysitters' phone numbers stuck on the fridge, cat footprints in the hall. I'd keep the kids out of the way, honest.

Dr. C, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, EC1 = urban? You want LIFE ON THE STREETS ie exciting and vibrant Londons Trendy Brixton where I regularly fail to bump into celebs like MIKE from THE STREETS or.. ur... Basement Jaxx live in Crouch End... or... Del Boy (yes yes thats Peckham but we're just round the corner from SE5 anyway)!

Sarah, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also I skimmed thread and read first "homo-shoot" arf arf.

Sarah, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(yes yes thats Peckham but we're just round the corner from SE5 anyway)

SE5 = Camberwell, SE15 = Peckham. It's alphabetical up to 18 (or 19, if you use the drum'n'bass spelling for Crystal Palace). Then it all goes to shit.

How interesting am I? (Rhetorical).

Michael Jones, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wots SE1 then? A....?

Does this (i.e alphabetical) work for NWs and SWs and Es and Ns and Ws too? Would explain a lot.

Jeff W, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that Gosford Park was too long, boring, unoriginal and the characters were highly irritating. But that's just me. Maybe it is good really. If we get the bus we could go to Peckham but I don't really see why we'd want to. I think Brixton is in the bit betwixt urban and suburban and therefore much much harder.

alix, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

EC1 (well, my corner) very urban. Just ask the crack'n'smack monsters on lookout ALL FUCKING DAY at the gates. Also on 11/9 could not leave my building due to police cordon 'cos man had been bludgeoned to almost death in next stair.

suzy, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is drugs and crime an urban preserve? I think not. Although what Sarah's definition of urban is I have no idea. I think it means 'poor'.

N., Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Where I live is quite rural, but drugs (incl a lot of hard drugs) and crime are a problem, yes

Norman Phay, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BTW, I didn't mean to sound that snarky abt mark s & dr c. Sorry folx, I am just jealous of yer "elder statesman-ism" or something.

Norman Phay, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The postcode 1's (SE1, N1's)are railway stations. SE1 is London Bridge, the SW's start at Waterloo....N1=Kinkers, NW1=Euston, W=Paddington, Liverpudlian Street is E.

Ta da.

Pete, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, the alphabetization starts at '2', except in the case of the West London, where it starts at '3'. 1 = the most central postcode in that chunk. SE2 = Abbey Wood, N2 = East Finchley, NW2 = Cricklewood, E2 = Bethnal Green, W3 = Acton, SW2 = Brixton.

Places which don't fit this model: NW11, SE19-28 (though it's allegedly alphabetical within 19-27 [Crystal P-West Norwood]), SW11- 20 (like SE, in order from 11-19 [Battersea-Wimbledon]).

Now, if someone could tell me what the extra letters in some central zone postal areas mean (W1V for instance), my life would be complete.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I would love to complete your life, Michael. It would be even better than completing GTA3. But I don't really have the answer, other than the (obvious) point that these letters were added because of the high volume of mail in certain central postal districts. I would guess that the letters themselves are quite arbitrary, starting at A and B but then skipping to R and V or whatever, perhaps just becuase they are easily distinguishable letters for a sorting machine. Or just sound nice.

Other London postal district links to brighten up your day:

David McKie on why there's no NE postal district

A list of the codes and the areas they cover

N., Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

**BTW, I didn't mean to sound that snarky abt mark s & dr c**

Oh come on Norm, how could I possibly take offence, you old progster, you ;) I KNOW it was affectionate joshing of a grey panther nature!

Now if you called me a Belle and Sebastian fan, that would be summat else altogether!

Dr. C, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how good is mirror? the best film ever./..........

have got nostalgia on video but have not got round to seeing it yet.

ambrose, Monday, 18 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
rules

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(gosford park)

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, it was pretty good.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i gotta see it again i think

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i cried--therefore it is good.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ryan phillipe is really good in this, i think.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

go fig!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it's good in the sense that his seemingly poor acting and self-consciousness work in the favor of the character.

ryan (ryan), Thursday, 11 March 2004 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought i'd said something abt this somewhere...

yeah, it's great. what i love is the inversion of the manor-murder setup that forms the basis of all the commentary. rather than introducing the dramatis personae clearly and showing us the lines of relation to each other, into which the murder is inserted as an unknown; the murder is obvious and pretty boring (and it's late in the movie! like 2/3rds in!) even to the characters, but the status and even identities of the characters remain foggy even at the end (ok, who is who's kid? uh, ok that guy wanted this from, wait, i think...) and old bastard getting whacked is easy to understand but class/gender/nationality are a mess.

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 11 March 2004 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

alan bates RIP, by the by

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 11 March 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...
rules

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 November 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone notice the way altman tips philippe's secret halfway through?

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 November 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
I don't "get" this. I watched it last night (well, to be honest I fell asleep 3/4 of the way through, and finished watching it this morning.. that song from the dvd menu is burned into my mind). It wasn't bad by any means, but it didn't really.. go anywhere. And I didn't care at all about the "murder mystery", nor did I feel any connection to the characters.

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Friday, 10 February 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

too bad!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

The Company > Gosford Park

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc = wrong

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

and i say this never have seen the company, but with the true courage of my convictions

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc = wrong

thank you, hslocki

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

gesundheit!

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I liked Gosford Park a lot at the time; then I rented it a year ago and reacted much like Brainwasher did, despite enjoying several of the performances (Emily Watson has never been more charming).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 February 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

i gotta say i still adore it

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

good film

jeffrey (johnson), Friday, 10 February 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

i would watch a movie called "maggie smith gives people sidelong glances", and i would eat popcorn

rent, Friday, 27 November 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

being able to rabidly love it as like you do, s1ocki, when there is a Rules of the Game

Aside from "set in a country house," utterly dissimilar films.

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 November 2009 13:10 (sixteen years ago)

spoiler

anyone notice the way altman tips philippe's secret halfway through?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 November 2004 19:09 (5 years ago)

is this the rental pants moment? iirc? the only thing i really didnt like about this movie was the bumbling detective bit. stephen fry, right? it's just too broad and sticks out from the muted, blithely cruel humor of the rest of the movie, and disrupts the tone too much for me.

― rent, Friday, November 27, 2009 7:11 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya! not rental pants but they're from a studio wardrobe dept

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

and ya morbs i get that all teh time with this movie - there's definite intentional similarities but these are two very different movies made 60 years apart, i mean wtf

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

Switch casts and The Company would've still been better.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, February 11, 2006 2:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well... yeah. Naturally.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, February 11, 2006 2:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was eric talking to himself here?

311 is a joek (s1ocki), Friday, 27 November 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

at least Malcolm McDowell wouldn't be playing an Italian-American choreographer w/ a Liverpool accent, then.

Feingold/Kaptur 2012 (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 November 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

Did you watch the whole thing, or just pick it up again with ten minutes to go?

Watched the whole thing through. And I'm realy glad I did, since honestly, who cares about the murder (well apart from poor Elsie, but she's on her way to Hollywood, so good for her). The first hour, where we see what's going on upstairs and compare it to what's happening downstairs is just fantastic, that's where the film's impressive.

As for Fry's character, I agree that he's not really in tone with th rest of the movie, but still, I wasn't put off by it. And he does serve a purpose, to strike you repeatedly with the idea that those from upstairs really do not pay any attention whatsoever to anyone but those from their world. And to be honest, after an hour and a half of this movie, I felt it nice to have an easy laugh or two.

Jibe, Friday, 27 November 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

rich english ppl are so cool and funny

¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Friday, 27 November 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

the scene where jeremy northam is singing and the maids are dancing the charleston outside the door!

max, Saturday, 9 January 2010 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

love this movie

max, Saturday, 9 January 2010 12:13 (sixteen years ago)

and poor dorothy, always getting in trouble

max, Saturday, 9 January 2010 12:15 (sixteen years ago)

rich english ppl are so cool and funny

― ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ (Lamp), Friday, November 27, 2009 2:09 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*rollin' my damn eyes*

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 January 2010 16:26 (sixteen years ago)

was eric talking to himself here?

Guess I thought I was the only one worth responding to at that point.

queen frostine (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 January 2010 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZYEvkPRJ7VI/R0NYTLhD4LI/AAAAAAAAABY/y_LiEsMrn7U/s1600/ohsnap.jpg

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 January 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

i saw this with mr altman in attendance and later i was standing as near to him as i am to you now. twinkly dude. but i don't think i was able to say n e thing :(

i think this might be a real anglophile's film but would need to see it again coz that was a looong time ago. iirc the alts said during his room-chat that action movies were responsible for 9/11.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

ive been in an anglophile kind of a mood for a couple months which is probably why i watched it this morning

max, Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

we're pretty effing great, no doubt.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

u have a couple OK television miniseries, thats all

max, Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

anybody who thought either the decor or the mystery were central missed the boat

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

altman doesnt really seem to care much about the mystery. none of the characters do either, except for the constable, and the scottish hottie from trainspotting

max, Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

her name is hotty macdonald max

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Saturday, 9 January 2010 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

scottie

horseshoe, Saturday, 9 January 2010 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

love this movie

― max, Saturday, January 9, 2010 7:13 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

horseshoe, Saturday, 9 January 2010 21:57 (sixteen years ago)

i think this might be a real anglophile's film but would need to see it again coz that was a looong time ago

My wife, a bit of an anglophile, felt that underneath it all this film had much more of an American sensibility - maybe because of all the focus on the class stuff and the particular expression of the distaste for the idea of servants

pithfork (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 January 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)

yes, thank God.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 January 2010 08:45 (sixteen years ago)

yes, a much more egalitarian and democratic society, america, in the 1920s and 1930s.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Sunday, 10 January 2010 11:11 (sixteen years ago)

Well I think she meant that there was a slight hint of hypocrisy in it - Americans feel very morally high about not liking the idea of servants but it's not always founded in truly egalitarian ideals - like there are plenty of wealthy Americans who wouldn't have "servants" but would still have the same class pretenses in their treatment of others.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 January 2010 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

yeah that's fair play. the irony is that 'gosford park' was written by a wealthy conservative aristo guy who probably has servants. whereas there are plenty of brits who have written works of fiction about the beastly upper classes and their treatment of servants. (of course there have been plenty who have not really seen servant-keeping as a social ill.)

my morbs-baiting point is just that surely many rich americans have kept servants, and surely these, back in the old days, were just as exploited (if not more so, insofar as they were basically excluded from the democratic process) as their british equivalents.

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Sunday, 10 January 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

i think hurting's point is the america-of-now attitude of the movie, not what a typical upper-crust american in the '20s would have thought of british society.

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

i mean hurting's wife.

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

i mean hurting 2's wife.

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

yeah exactly. I think she also said it seemed like a modern take.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Sunday, 10 January 2010 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

very. it doesnt look or feel anything like a movie from the era it depicts, really, in any way whatsoever.

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

might we compare it with 'the rules of the game'?

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:10 (sixteen years ago)

many people do

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

i can recall more than one convo where people were like "why bother with gosford park when there's already rules of the game" to much gnashing of teeth from this moi

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

Very different tonally from ROTG; always with Altman you sense the sourness (not a bad thing).

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:41 (sixteen years ago)

yeah it's different, i just mean that there was one filmmaker in the 30s who was able (though no-one was able to see it in the end) to make a film with a similar theme and attitude. there were might even have been others -- iirc, hitchcock's 'the skin game' has a touch of it.

(imo renoir had more teeth than people like to reckon now.)

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:46 (sixteen years ago)

yeah to renoir teeth, in a big way - there's a reason people tried to burn down the theater where it premiered

fella, cutie (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:49 (sixteen years ago)

nrq, yr response had fucknothing to do what I meant or think, so stfu

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 January 2010 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

morbs u like ken loach so tbh im not sure why you'd think bashing-the-toffs was only something americans would do so stfu

jive bunny and the masterilxers (history mayne), Sunday, 10 January 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)

Very different tonally from ROTG; always with Altman you sense the sourness (not a bad thing).

it can be a bad thing (like in nashville, challops etc) but it's not in gosford park. the tonal/perspectival difference is down to a lot of things, but at least part of it is the difference between an outsider's critique and an insider's. the insider critique is going to be more detailed, more subtle, more knowing, more complicated and more compromised -- all of which probably apply to ROTG.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

nrq, Ken Loach is an exception on your desiccated, royals-fellating isle of the damned.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 January 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

What's really exhilarating is to see actors be so great in this who were/are so often wasted (Alan Bates RIP, Helen Mirren). And Maggie Smith has a killer line every 10 minutes.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

It's the only time I've ever liked Kristin Scott Thomas.

Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

nrq, Ken Loach is an exception on your desiccated, royals-fellating isle of the damned.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, January 11, 2010 1:31 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark

confining myself to the cinema (i believe we have produced some playwrights, poets, and novelists of some distinction), loach just does not hold a candle to our very best. he's a mid-range euro naturalist best suited to TV, where he began, but isn't even exceptional there. i don't have much time for his politics, which wouldn't be an insurmountable problem except there's nothing to him except politics.

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Sunday, 17 January 2010 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

Except for preternaturally deceptive marketing people, that anyone would describe Gosford Park as a whodunnit is hilarious; it's a theydunnit-and-hooray. One of the most subversive class-war broadsides ever.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 January 2010 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

I will never forgive you your hatred of Sirk, but that was a pretty devastating dismissal of Loach there, enrique. (Not sure if it's correct or not, obv.)

queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, 18 January 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

nrq, Protector of the Empire

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 January 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

(so sort of like there's nothing to Tarantino and, to some degree, De Palma except other people's movies)

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 January 2010 18:11 (sixteen years ago)


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