New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it

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Men, Do You Want to Increase the Amount of Oral Sex You Receive by 5 to 10 Times?

Now, Make Oral Sex a Treat . . . Instead of a Job!

SweetenZe is a new all herbal pill that can make your semen actually taste sweet. No more salty or bitter taste. 98% of women say they would perform more oral sex and even swallow, if there partners semen tasted better.

Now with a single pill that makes you taste sweet, you can increase the amount of oral sex you receive by 10 times or more. Women all over the world are finally loving performing oral sex on there men.

There's nothing better than that intense feeling you get as your lover swallows every last drop. Try a bottle of SweetenZe if your not completely satisfied we'll refund 100% of your money.

― abc, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"There" partners? Like, "down there"?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but i like the salty vegemite taste - that's the best part...if you could make it so it doesn't clot when I gargle, then maybe I'd consider buying.

― Geoff, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

does it cum in chocolate flavour?

― di, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Doesn't drinking Creme de Menthe make ejaculate taste minty? Or am I thinking of a particularly involved water sport?

― David Raposa, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My understanding is that apples and a bit of cinnamon in your diet works wonders. I have not verified this directly.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We should do this instead of the urine mang cakes experiment.

― David Raposa, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pineapple juice for sweetness , curry for savoury .

― anthony, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't this a rip off of that "Semenex" powder drink thing that was on here ages ago?

― Chris Lyons, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Them Taliban......

― seb, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

There have been 44 referrals to this thread from a search for pineapple juice tast cum better on the Australian MSN search engine.

Australians are weird.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

well duh

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I've heard tell that drinking lots of pineapple juice makes your semen taste sweet.

― Agent Uranium [GPC], Friday, 14 November 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"heard"?

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 14 November 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Hehehe, some people eat semen. Thats funny.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The pineapple juice thing is only true with regards to zombies.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Kikoman. Show me, show you.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

How often do you suck off zombies, 'alicious?!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 14 November 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask Tep.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Can you get Sweetenze in Australia

― C Fros, Thursday, 24 March 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Heck, why do you think semen tastes bad?

So we don't spend all our time drinking it, and become extinct!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 March 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

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