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do you evet go to say something but just stop yrself in time coz you realise it's, like, incredibly STOOPID?

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Twice in the past week we've been innocently watching tv, something unknown starts, and I stall my channel flipping boyfriend with a "wait, I want to watch this . ." only to realize its THE ANDREW DICE CLAY REALITY SHOW. oh my stupid mouth. will I never learn?

― Ms Misery, Friday, 9 March 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

earlier, we had cake for Kate (not that one, or indeed that one)'s birthday and I noticed that my colleague Tom had a t-shirt with the word TOSCANA written across it. I was about to ask "Is that the Italian for Tuscany?" but stopped myself just in time when I saw that just above the word was a pic of some buildings that included the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

We were watching a programme one morning with someone signing in the corner. He was signing really quickly, I said "How on earth can blind people keep up with...."

― rumpie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

I almost never stop myself from saying stoopid things, I just dwindle off into a mumble with people staring open mouthed and astonished at me for about a minute.

― Ste, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

yes my example above was recent and minor. I'm the queen of foot-in-mouth.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Stop myself?? I don't understand.

― Aimless, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

My nickname isn't Jessica Simpson for nothing...

― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

so AIM + drinking = BAD?

― dice in my pockets, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

My strategy is to wait until I am in a room with many high ranked and highly respectable people and then say the most stupid and/or offensive thing imaginable. Extra points for hot girls in the room into the cleavage of whom I accidentally glance at the same time as they are looking at me.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 14 March 2007 06:57 (eighteen years ago)

usually this is followed by a loud fart in a small room.

― Dan I., Wednesday, 14 March 2007 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

is evet your polish girlfriend?

― RJG, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

does the J in RJG stand for jugular, coz that's what you always go for?

― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

john

― RJG, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

I remember when you told me it was "Gill - anders" and not "Gillun -does".

― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

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