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List things that are the wrong colour

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

1. crisp packets (green should be cheese and onion, shurely?)

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Walkers cheese & onion and salt & vinegar crisp packets

ledge, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

lolxpost

ledge, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

2. wires in plugs (earth shd be brown not live!)

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

b-but brown = right

C J, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

the way i remember it is that if you touch a live wire you shit yrself.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

personal experience?

C J, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

Blue screen of death should be RED

rumpie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

... too difficult to read

Tom D., Friday, 9 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Almost everything, 1990-1993

.stet., Friday, 9 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

is this Mark H?

RJG, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

what does your heart tell you?

blueski, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

3. Barack Obama - if he wants to be President, he really should have been born white...

Stone Monkey, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spinstartshere.com/DD.jpg

Tom D., Friday, 9 March 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

... and, no, Armenians aren't orange

Tom D., Friday, 9 March 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

5. animals in pub names (The Blue Boar, The Red Cow)

(they can do what they like with dragons, obv)

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

... the Green Man

Tom D., Friday, 9 March 2007 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

7. black headed gulls (those heads are brown)

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

you don't want to know blueski

RJG, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

8. Orange County

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Vanilla Ice Cream. Vanilla is black, but vanilla ice cream is white - huh?

The Wayward Johnny B, Friday, 9 March 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

coconut snow cones

Ms Misery, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Snot. Seriously.
According to the Liberal media it's green but if you ask me it's clearly got more of a brown-ish hue.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

do you live next to a coal factory?

Ms Misery, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

depends how ill you are. It gets greener the worse you get.

If you see a bunny
With it's nose all green and funny
Never think it's funny
Coz it's not

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

I have been known to argue about what colour the sodium glow from a street light is. IT IS YELLOW, NOT ORANGE.

C J, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

thing is i'm more a green kinda guy

blueski, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

NSFW threds

onimo, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Snot. Seriously.

Try living in the countryside. Seriously. I once came to London on a day trip from Devon and was horrified by the change in snot colour after half a day.

braveclub, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i have discovered london snot is nearly all to do with the tube. i always thought it was general london griminess, but then when i stopped using the tube - no more black snot. (they have this special train that they use to clean the air down there but it has been broken for... two years now, i think?)

emsk, Friday, 9 March 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Some London tube line colours seem wrong somehow

Tom D., Friday, 9 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Not orange enough for ya, ya scheemie!

Ed, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Who you callin' an Orange bastard?

Tom D., Friday, 9 March 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

All snot is the wrong color.

Michael White, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)


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